Imagine a conspiracy-believing, racist, sexist, narcissistic, nazi-employing, lying petulant child that has Twitter tantrums and who writes and speaks at a 5th-grade level being the guy you look up to lmao
🤣 he was so furious he had to drop all his insults into one comment
Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?
Why does Scotland have a subreddit? It's not even a real country. Òvò
Hi there sweatheart. My name is Bob and I live in Tampa. You should come visit me. We have beautiful beaches fantastic malls and great restaurants. I'll take you shopping for some sexy loungerie at the Victoria's Secret followed by surf and turf at the Red Lobster. I'm a senior but I take Cialis daily and can satisfy all your womanly desires. Please email here on Reddit so we can plan your trip to Tampa.
The saga of the Independence Referendum is made doubly funny by Scots whining about the Anglos refusing to let them go back on their promise to have only the one vote, and their reason for wanting to do so being yet another opportunity to prostrate themselves in front of a foreign European political power.
The saga of the Independence Referendum is made doubly funny b/c they're now assmad the Anglos won't let them have a do-over (not having one being a condition for the first vote), and they only want the do-over for the opportunity to prostrate themselves in front of yet another foreign European political entity.
Equally funny is how they claim they're entitled to a do-over because "ThEy CaMpAiGnEd On ThE vAlUe Of ThE eU mEmBeRsHiP!!". Yea, and if you retards had any fucking sense at all and had learned anything from the past 400 years it's to never trust a godamn Englishman. You had your chance, you pussied out, you're now married to that english hag forever.
Berlincough Brussels will surely treat us better than London!
Paying no attention to the fact that the UK parliament literally rigs itself to include more Scottish representation than they'd ever be entitled to based off of population while the European parliament barely even qualifies as a fucking parliament because they don't have legislative initiative.
Deep down they all know that their countries aren't actually relevant beyond being a US client state through NATO. And even in a twilight zone episode where the US disappears overnight, 90% of Europe would just get subsumed by GermanyThe EU and continue to be someone else's bitch forever.
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1 69733348 2020-01-22
they really can’t help themselves can they
2 wow___justwow 2020-01-22
lol they are really, really angry about this
1 tHeSiD 2020-01-22
🤣 he was so furious he had to drop all his insults into one comment
1 Lolbertians 2020-01-22
Absolute S E E T H E
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-22
Trolling is inevitable in social settings with low social value. It’s the same thing as a guy yelling expletives at the news camera.
1 wow___justwow 2020-01-22
Could it be any more obvious?
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-22
Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?
Snapshots:
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1 AlohaWarrior35 2020-01-22
Based.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2020-01-22
Visiting r/Scotland is like rewatching Still Game. It used to be funny.
1 Standard12 2020-01-22
Spot on.
1 [deleted] 2020-01-22
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1 KaaraRaven 2020-01-22
Why does Scotland have a subreddit? It's not even a real country. Òvò
Based and boomerpilled
1 AlohaWarrior35 2020-01-22
Prasing Daddy on r/Scotland.
Brave.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-01-22
remember when they got a chance to vote for their independence a couple years ago and they were like, "eh nah we're cool, thanks though"
braveheart lied to us
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-01-22
The Scots have endured centuries of being England's bitch and it hasn't made them stronger, just sadder and even more of England's bitch.
Ireland bombed their way to freedom, what's Scotland's excuse?
1 diggity_md 2020-01-22
The munchy box
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-01-22
The saga of the Independence Referendum is made doubly funny by Scots whining about the Anglos refusing to let them go back on their promise to have only the one vote, and their reason for wanting to do so being yet another opportunity to prostrate themselves in front of a foreign European political power.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-01-22
The saga of the Independence Referendum is made doubly funny b/c they're now assmad the Anglos won't let them have a do-over (not having one being a condition for the first vote), and they only want the do-over for the opportunity to prostrate themselves in front of yet another foreign European political entity.
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2020-01-22
Equally funny is how they claim they're entitled to a do-over because "ThEy CaMpAiGnEd On ThE vAlUe Of ThE eU mEmBeRsHiP!!". Yea, and if you retards had any fucking sense at all and had learned anything from the past 400 years it's to never trust a godamn Englishman. You had your chance, you pussied out, you're now married to that english hag forever.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-22
Perfidious albinos!
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-01-22
It's just hilarious to me that they don't even want independence, just to swap out masters. Living up to their description in Trainspotting:
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2020-01-22
Paying no attention to the fact that the UK parliament literally rigs itself to include more Scottish representation than they'd ever be entitled to based off of population while the European parliament barely even qualifies as a fucking parliament because they don't have legislative initiative.
1 Krystalana 2020-01-22
anything that jeopardises the dole is an unacceptable risk to scots.
1 fitness 2020-01-22
Why are europoors obsessed with daddy? Don’t they have anything else to talk about?
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2020-01-22
Deep down they all know that their countries aren't actually relevant beyond being a US client state through NATO. And even in a twilight zone episode where the US disappears overnight, 90% of Europe would just get subsumed by
GermanyThe EU and continue to be someone else's bitch forever.1 ashleychudd 2020-01-22
He sat them at the kid’s table. They preferred it when American leaders pretended they weren’t vassals.
1 Lolbertians 2020-01-22
Constantly winning is something they've never really experienced
1 CucksLoveTrump 2020-01-22
Hahahah take a look at Bob's history. He's a good ol boy
1 scottishfurry 2020-01-22
The only thing worse than being scottish is being scottish and a moderator of this subreddit.
1 KaaraRaven 2020-01-22
The mods there are furries? That explains a lot. ôvô
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-22
Based and Scots-pilled
1 Protista_of_Peace 2020-01-22
The golf course thing is great because Daddy really took those rubes for a ride in that situation.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2020-01-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs
1 Feanorfanclub 2020-01-22
I love his response to the n-word count bot
1 foureyednickfury 2020-01-22
Mod him
1 charming_tatum 2020-01-22
Bob is a classic. Is it the same guy tho? He has a sub that follows him around and a bunch of copy cats have popped up
1 MsRegressiveHate 2020-01-22
Oh yeah Scotland? England's cuck?
1 tHeSiD 2020-01-22
are all the users in r/scotland new to the internet and reddit?!