r/drama: A man makes a simple statement: "my grubhub driver refused to spoon feed me, a disabled adult (self diagnosed ADHD). Why I was right to call the police". Pronoun-cels did not like this at all.

A man makes a simple statement: "my grubhub driver refused to spoon feed me, a disabled adult (self diagnosed ADHD). Why I was right to call the police". Pronoun-cels did not like this at all.

1 2020-01-22 by MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2

105 comments

1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-22

Why are people reading that like he wasn't calling himself a disabled adult

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

This outta clear it up

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1 AlveolarPressure 2020-01-22

Idk if it was a real service dog that's pretty shitty of the driver. Of course it was probably an """emotional support""" dog that isn't protected by law.

1 OrphanScript 2020-01-22

Uber isn't a real job and I don't think they should have to follow that particular accommodation like most places do. I'm not saying that to dig on Uber drivers either. Legitimately disabled people should have some kind of service better than Uber that caters to them, but Uber straight up isn't for that. It's a gig job. It's a step up from money under the table. And it's their god damn car. lol

1 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-22

It's a step up from money under the table

Step down. Now they have to worry about taxes, stupid company regulations, and being part of a bureaucracy rather than just being tossed a couple bucks and calling it a day.

1 Woolgun 2020-01-22

Honestly idk. She has a wheelchair but can walk sometimes apparently, claims to have PTSD, etc. Most likely scenario is that she has some real condition and is stacking a ton of made up shit on top of it to milk it as much as possible.

I kinda agree with you tho that the Uber driver definitely shares the blame, especially since she allegedly told the driver about the wheelchair and the dog beforehand. In the end tho Uber is at fault, it's a shitty service for both customers and drivers as far as I'm concerned.

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1 A_Big_Teletubby 2020-01-22

she's jewish. explains most of the scenario

1 PsychologicalYam5 2020-01-22

people actually support mayo foids being able to bring their stinky boyfriends in the car lmao

1 PsychologicalYam5 2020-01-22

couldn't have been anything other than a white woman wanting to bring her lover everywhere she goes

1 Woolgun 2020-01-22

https://i.imgur.com/vZ1f6kM.png

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Lmao I just thought it was making fun of that fat bitch from the other day who was complaining the driver wouldn't run the food up to her apartment, this is infinitely better

1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-22

Lmao in the comments Door Dash asked her to dm them the guy's information.

1 thecheeriocult 2020-01-22

That was an automated response, I'm pretty sure.

1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-22

Nice

1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-22

Jesus lord

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Oh he's been gone a while now

1 dramasexual 2020-01-22

The spoonie community is unironically hilarious tbh. They have a great kiwifarms thread.

1 snallygaster 2020-01-22

/r/illnessfakers for when you want to see reddit's homegrown version

1 Durakone 2020-01-22

Eh that place has so much potential but just ends up circling a small group of histrionic nuts like livestreamfail. Needs more diversity. They should pull a real power move and nuke their user base like drama, but instead go up to 100% and start fresh.

1 OrphanScript 2020-01-22

Man, lol. I've had to bring my dog with me in an Uber before. It super-sucks to ask but literally all you have to do is call ahead, ask if they're cool with it and offer a fat tip for the trouble. Somebody will take you up on it, and those who don't aren't doing anything wrong. It's super inconvenient and you have no idea how the dog will act. Mine happens to be good so I'm not worried about a biohazard fee but they have no way of knowing that even with a self-professed service dog. Shit is ridiculous.

1 agent_cody_banks420 2020-01-22

Do people pay for their service dogs? I always thought they were given out in some sort of a lottery system.

1 OrphanScript 2020-01-22

Yeah lol. People pay for them.

Much cheaper to get a fake one "licenssed', but yknow that wont be able to do anything so.

1 Zozbot 2020-01-22

zoz

1 Zozbot 2020-01-22

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1 Zozbot 2020-01-22

zozzle

1 companyfry 2020-01-22

What triggers this fking bot

2 jason_frg 2020-01-22

L1berals

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1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-22

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1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Well you're five minutes late but sentient as usual so I guess I'll let this slide.

1 [deleted] 2020-01-22

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1 caliberoverreaching 2020-01-22

I thought that was jerma

1 wafflesrawsome 2020-01-22

jerma and etalyx fused into one being

1 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-01-22

This is profoundly retarded

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Yes.

1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-22

And yet here we are with dozens (hundreds?) of seething replies

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

All of them angry for him ironically saying what they unironically believe lmao chef kiss

1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-22

Social media is what convinced me that Uncle Ted is right.

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-22

It appears that during the next several decades the industrial-technological system will be undergoing severe stresses due to economic and environmental problems, and especially due to problems of human behavior (alienation, rebellion, hostility, a variety of social and psychological difficulties).

1 mantistobogn 2020-01-22

We need to bring back eugenics.

1 SJCards 2020-01-22

Imagine getting baited by dirt bag left Twittercels this hard.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

I'm so close to convincing myself to make a Twitter account to fuck with these people but I still need to be a somewhat responsible adult and I would spend 20+ hours a day dunking on these retards

1 PsychologicalYam5 2020-01-22

i've got one on the line right now and it's honestly so fun when they bite

1 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-01-22

Dude I literally don’t know wether to be happy, to laugh, or be sad. I literally can’t discern any meaning from what is happening. It reads like one of the threads on the subreddit that only has bots comment

1 sperpen 2020-01-22

You said it, gamernuts, I've seen life-affirming Twitter pile-ons and Twitter pile-ons that make you want to die, some of the new ones just confuse me, in their bothness.

1 twawaytrust 2020-01-22

Our bread and butter

1 FearOfBees 2020-01-22

Adhd doesn't make you a potato though

1 ashleychudd 2020-01-22

He can’t sit still to eat.

1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-01-22

I unironically hate these new delivery services. I live ground floor in an apartment complex that is next to like 4 other apartment complexes and these assholes will rarely even enter my complex let alone bring anything to my door. The last time I ordered the prick had the nerve to ask me to come to another apartment complex to some random dude's apartment because he had a delivery there and he didn't want to drive to my complex.

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-22

Here's a plan: go get your own fucking food you entitled western pussy.

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1 wow___justwow 2020-01-22

yeah these delivery services just don't make sense. The time between food is prepared and you're eating it makes a huge difference in taste and enjoyment for basically everything. "Professional" delivery drivers have zero interest in minimizing that time. In fact, optimal delivery patterns could increase that time drastically (compared to you getting it yourself).

Yeah a 15-30 minute outing to get some food is annoying, but it's sure as fuck better than waiting 45-60 minutes and having it arrive lukewarm.

1 theworstever 2020-01-22

You mean spending that extra 30 minutes pacing in the front room and gazing out your bay window looking for unfamiliar cars coming into your neighborhood is unproductive use of time?

1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-22

But Jannies can yikespost and lock so many extra threads in those 30 minutes

It's about efficiency, they don't have time to cook or pick up food when they're working that hard

1 OrphanScript 2020-01-22

I've known some door dash people and if you take their word for it, they actually do have an incentive to get it to you as fast as possible because they have to min/max all their time to make a living wage in anything under 70 hrs/ week. They don't want to be in the lobby of a fast food place or restaurant a second longer than they have to.

I think it's always cold and stale and shit because the restaurants and fast food joints obviously aren't prioritizing your order over their seated / waiting customers.

1 wow___justwow 2020-01-22

Oh do they not load up on multiple orders and make multiple stops? I always assumed they would do something like that.

Also I assume they are getting to the restaurant a good 5-10 mins after the restaurant has already completed your food. But I could be mistaken. I own a car and am perfectly capable of driving it. I know my way around my neighborhood. I'm not going to use doordash until one of those things change.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Seriously, when did this become a thing? lmao getting a pizza delivered is still a rare treat for me, who the fuck wants cold ass Burger king delivered for 3x the price?

1 theworstever 2020-01-22

When society anxiety wasn't beaten out of kids and they hit 30.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Social anxiety was beaten into me and I still can drag my ass out of my house to pick up food when I want. Leaving the Hunter/gatherer stage was a mistake, these people should be allowed to starve.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2020-01-22

It's fantastic when hungover.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

See, that's just piss poor planning. Grab that shit before hand, let it sit for 10-12 hours, and then stuff your disgusting face with room temperature burgers like a fucking adult.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2020-01-22

I already ate them the night before while piss-drunk.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

That's why you buy some to eat that night and hide the other bag somewhere in arms reach of your bed. I feel like I'm dealing with children here!

1 MagicHoudini 2020-01-22

This guy knows his midnight snacks.

Nothing beats being high or drunk and suddenly remembering your stash of food

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Finding the bag of Taco Bell you forgot you grabbed on the way home when your BAC is in the triple digits is almost better than mainlining heroin

1 MagicHoudini 2020-01-22

I’ve had this urge to get some weed for a while now. I haven’t bought some in a while now, as Europoorland still hates the Devil’s lettuce.

This post of yours may be the one that convinces me.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Hell yeah, dude weed lmao

1 Areallycoolname999 2020-01-22

As someone who mainlined heroin every day for years I am going to have to strongly disagree.

5 years clean this march tho

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

I was never cool enough to shoot up but I sniffed and smoked a bit back in the day and understand this is an exaggeration lmao

1 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-22

I think I would have used something like that when I was in college before I got my first car, but definitely not after that.

1 gunowner63 2020-01-22

Remind them which one is the customer and which one is the wagey who has to keep his precious 5 start rating then you colossal fucking puss

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

💪flexing on them wagecucks💪

1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-22

trustfundlets eternally BTFO

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2020-01-22

I bet your ass drove and picked up your own food and still paid him. What a little bitch boy.

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1 Bummunism 2020-01-22

Found Kaara's alt

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

I thought that was her, but I didnt wanna do a dox 😱

1 OrionGaming 2020-01-22

Wait there are other bird furries? I thought only kaara was that retarded

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Have you learned nothing here? Never underestimate the depths of retardation on the internet

1 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-22

Fuck these twitter users and their shit memes. "Got the whole squad laughing" "stealing your meme" and other disgusting zoomer memes

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

To be fair they're barely people so...

1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-22

you're right, we're furries. all of us.

there will be a furry president one day.

1 Fortizen 2020-01-22

76th trimester abortions when?

1 ShitaviousJackston 2020-01-22

I really hope that black twitterposting is ironic for all but the most drugged out wiggers. Or..

when the bae be all like yall better not let me catch u niggas niggapostin whomst man this is fr fr

1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-22

As someone who was diagnosed with ADHD by a medical professional, your joke is incredibly demeaning and abelist. You didn't even spend the time reading up on ADHD...

Nigga ADHD doesn't make your legs stop working.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

Go look at that mans profile pic and tell me it doesnt scream male feminist

1 BlooCheckmark 2020-01-22

https://twitter.com/thesmoochers/status/1220023845773438979?s=20

The absolute state, current year, 🤡🌍, etc.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-22

https://twitter.com/thesmoochers/status/1220070570726789120

Just not even making an attempt to pass lmao

1 PsychologicalYam5 2020-01-22

imagine calling urself a woman and leaving the house with a 5 o clock shadow

1 DankMemester2865 2020-01-22