Concerned Ovary Man is worried about Surfer Mommy ๐Ÿ• Tick Tock ๐Ÿ• running out of eggs to fertilize. Is it because his head looks like an ๐Ÿฅš egg ๐Ÿฅš too? Who knows, but it's a shitshow either way.

1  2020-01-23 by FChoL

38 comments

Stefan bro u gotta stop posting horny on main dude, itโ€™s embarrassing.

Does Eggman have kids?

I think he has one daughter, imagine their talks when she hits puberty lol

"If you don't get those eggs fertilized, I will do it myself!"

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Some of the best pasta.

The Stefan Molyneux creature like to make his lair in the air vents of homes. Where it conserves energy with exception of promoting his podcast. He waits until a fertile female human comes close enough to his lair then he strikes stealing her oocytes to consume at a later time.

Its like that episode of bob's burgers where he's stuck in the crawl space, except more cartoonish.

Or that time Stefan got his wife's therapy license revoked.

He's gone too far this time ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

Surfer Mommy is a damn Queen ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

Stefan probably has a milf/mature woman impregnation fetish based on how hard he obsesses over the eggs thing.

I'm not sure if the urge to reproduce counts as a fetish

When you make dozens of twitter posts about it involving people you never met, it does.

Good point

Found the eggless.

Also, who are the people liking his tweets

Thinking about how many eggs are in a woman's ovaries while jacking off is absolutely a fetish.

Bet you like missionary sex you fucking perv

He wants to get pegged soooooo bad

He's not the only one

Nah he just found out tweeting about it gives him the sweet nectar of attention

Also:

It would be fun to grow up in Hawaii

Yeah I love paying ten bucks for a bag of apples and being surrounded by wiggers, surfers, and wigger surfers.

Wigs are part of my culture. What you said is so racist. Donate money to Jesse Jackson immediately.

The natives do know how to properly treat mayos they catch alone tho

Growing up in Hawaii is awesome, I miss it every day, but your right everything is too expensive, I guess thats why it's only growing up there that is awesome, lol.

Hawaii mayos are also not that bad, they are either too wealthy to be engaged in regular mayo nonsense or they are surfers that have literally smoked themselves retarded with weed to the point that they don't have the attention span to participate in mayo nonsense.

He clearly has an attention fetish and he's talking about eggs because he wants attention.

He's gonna do this to every foid he sees. Pretty based and desperationpilled

is this what negging looks like? ๐Ÿค”

Molymeme is to incel as Ivysaur is to bulbasaur

ywn fertilize Surfer Mummy's eggs

feelsbadman

His egg posting always cracks me up.

True

One one hand you got the schizo egg posting

On the other you have the horde of catcels sperging at him whenever he mentions eggs, like does it bother them that much that some loon is keeping track of how shriveled their wombs are?

Heโ€™s shilling for some egg cryogenic preservation clinic just wait the links will come

cat lady cope in the comments.

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I hope this will be his sole focus from here on out.

Incredibly, that would in fact be an improvement over his prior shtick.