Dogs unironically have a larger penis to body size ratio than moids. In a world where sex is reduced to materialistic hedonism why wouldn't foids choose a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER over a weak pathetic mayo moid? This is just a natural consequence of the Protestant Reformation.
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1 rocinantebabieca 2020-01-23
What is the best dog?
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-01-23
pitbull for obvious reasons
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-01-23
It saves you a fortune on childcare.
2 EyeseeFN 2020-01-23
And at least you know your mayo wife will be happy.
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-01-23
Dogs unironically have a larger penis to body size ratio than moids. In a world where sex is reduced to materialistic hedonism why wouldn't foids choose a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER over a weak pathetic mayo moid? This is just a natural consequence of the Protestant Reformation.