Antonio Brown now has an arrest warrant in his name, lol

1  2020-01-23 by THOT-AUDITOR

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For those who haven't been mining football for good drama, here's a list of every retarded thing Antonio Brown has done since midseason 2018.

In <18 months, this man has gone from a Hall of Fame receiver (had he retired that day) to being completely out of the league with an arrest warrant out for him.

i remember when terrell owens and randy moss were the drama magnets of the nfl. AB's drama level is in another dimension.

Imagine thinking AB was a lock for the HoF lmao

They're going to meme Megatron into the HOF, and Antonio has like 1.5x as many seasons at that stat level, so while I'll admit "undisputed" was a stretch he definitely at least reached the level of having his fanboys perennially whine any year he isn't included.

Also stfu the drama is funnier the more I hype MBC's highs.

Julio is more deserving than anyone else from this era, just sayin

What happened to that man

Socio-economic issues and CTE

Can we stop using CTE an excuse for football players being assholes?

It's clearly a swipe at retarded NFL redditers who are literally allergic to the concept of personal agency

Yeah, let's offer poor people literally millions of dollars to take a significant but not guaranteed risk of getting a debilitating trauma and see if they have enough of personal responsibility to refuse. In fact, let's say that only the unlucky bastards were lacking in that department.

someone think of the poor oppressed millionaire athletes 😭😭😭

Being a millionaire is a small consolation when you get fucked in the head like that, in my humble opinion.

retard confirmed, opinion discarded

🙄

esp. given Brown got into shit with both his high school and football teams, and it took him 5 years, minimum, to attain a Hernandez level of drama, and Antonio never even shot a guy.

nice try

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idgi

it’s a joke

it’s not an excuse

CTE certainly doesn’t help

Did you see that hit that Brufict laid on him? At the time I literally said "he just took 20 years off his life."

Diseases don't exist if I say so

No more white woman 2020

Vontaze Burfict hit him so hard it changed his brain chemistry.

repressed homosexuality probably

My personal favorite fuck up of his was when he ripped those wet farts in his doctors face.

dyed his mustache blonde

Lmao, this man is a force of nature.

This guy seems like a bit of a nitwit. A real crumb bum.

A real crumb bum.

Amen.

Bovada had this at +700 for 2020. Wish I would’ve done it, easy money.

  • Signed with the Patriots
  • The sexual assault allegations came out (the one were he's getting sued)
  • The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one were he's not getting sued)
  • Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text
  • Got released by the Patriots

Was that in a single day? I hope that was in a single day.

two or three weeks

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nice try

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What even tf triggered it? s.exual harass.ment? int.imidate?

That's alright I guess, but it should have been under a week if he want's to the be the GOAT.

>want's

Eugene in there giving medical opinions lol

My man Eugene is an expert on all hot topics of the day.

He can't tell you what it's like to be a doctor.

My boy Eugene knows all about the nurse bussy tho. Even the poon (gross)

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