They even eat Koalas? 🐨🥺😖

Koalas are the most retarded mammal there is. They're dumber than chickens. Who cares about them, they evolved to be as dumb as possible

Don’t forget rates and snakes

In my personal experience snake is actually kind of good. It’s like gamier and stringer chicken

Snake is really good in hot pots. Just gotta make sure they're farmed.

Exactly. People are scared of them and everything but they keep rats in check pretty well

we eat bear over here, cant be that much different

Speak for yourself, I prefer Twinkies

Not really, Koalas are at least herbivorous.

Eating bear, or any predator/scavenger for that matter is a good way to get parasites.

yah if you dont cook it retard

My fave dish is greyhound. Nice and lean for my active lifestyle.

i ate shark fin soup in indonesia once. wouldnt recommend.

Taizhou cooks a pretty good dog but everywhere else it's just shit. You live in china for 2 years and you will end up accidentally eating some fucked up shit. After a point I stopped asking what things were in english and just eat it. Ignorance is bliss.

That's how you get AIDS.

No if you want to get aids, you goto a pink light hair salon for what we called a double blowy.

Hahaha that’s how I can identify fellow former-China dwellers.

You just stop caring what is in the food. It’s too exhausting even if you speak half decent Chinese to care.

I remember one time I was drinking with some friends at hot pot place. We were on our 3rd plate of eel and I went for one and it looked up at me. I thought to myself "oh I've been cooking these eels alive"and I finshed the plate. That is when I knew I had become to accustomed to china.

>Why are people outraged at what's being eaten there? Most of the people here eat pig, chicken and cows. You can not be morally outraged if you eat meat when other cultures chose to eat other animals.

based and moral-relativist-pilled

Lol dumbasses in the replies acting like there’s a real difference in eating different animals. All animals are here solely for our enjoyment at this point, who fucking cares what we do.

When you say enjoyment do you also mean sexual enjoyment?

Furries are degenerates

Hey man I don't want to marry it. I'm just looking for a good time with something that has 4 legs.

Degenerate

That sounds like one of those ghetto fabulous names like Lebron. Dè-generatte.

Word

It's what I'm gonna name my giraffe and I'm gonna yell that name while I fuck it. You won't be able to stop me.

News flash: random edgy humor stopped being funny like 8 years ago

I was in a coma 8 years ago. Thanks for not letting me know until now.

eating animals specifically bred for consumption over thousands of years is the same as eating wild creatures

Obviously we shouldn’t be torturing pigs and chickens like we are now, but that doesn’t makeup not retarded

Indeed, eating wild creatures is morally superior.

If your eating venison that you killed sure, but there’s nothing based about eating a trapped groundhog that’s been living in its own shit for 2 months.

what about that thing where you fill a hole with coca cola and make fish jump out of it onto land

That's how the Chinese catch their diseases and spread them to civilized people.

I think I heard somin about some philosopher called Cunt that said about striving to cause the most about of pain.

Lol eating wild animals is based. Unless youre a chigger, then its just because you're a lesser human and probably a poorcel

My only gripe is that dogs were created by humans to do jobs and be pets.

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This is what reddit doesn't understand. China is literally doing the rest of the world a giant favor when they lock up their retarded peasants and harvest their organs instead of letting them do this shit

I stayed in a region of china for a few months were the chinese hillbillies said you couldn't shower everyday because it would cause water on the brain. Also if you drank the tap water you had an hour to get your stomach pumped or your fucked.

The last part might be very true and it could save your life. I wouldn't trust tap water either considering the Chinese fucked up health standards.

My buddy lost 4 inches from his arm because the chinese doctors forgot to check if the illegal bone fragments for his bone graft were a match. 2 mostly likely falun gong members died so my buddy could have a botched surgery.

Tbh those Falun gong people are supper annoying in SF, so they deserved it.

Yeah but my buddy didn't deserve to loose 4 inches of his arm.

If they were loose, just tighten them up dude.

The tap water in China is legitimately not safe to drink. Always boil tap water unless you want cholera.

That won't remove the heavy metals though

Imagine not taking your portable distillation apparatus whenever you travel; lmao enjoy your dioxins

Imagine not being immune due to praying to Allah 5x a day lmao.

Inshallah brother. Islam was right about tap water

Imagine ever venturing more than 12 nautical miles outside of God's Country.

It's hard for me to believe people like that still exist in the world today. Hell, some people that dumb even exist in America. How can you live in this day and age and believe shit like that? Even if you haven't been educated, I mean come on, wowie.

You don't have to live with the water standard those poor chinamen have to.

Well yeah, they're not wrong about drinking that water, but showering in it isn't going to give you water on the brain lol.

We only had good water pressure at night in that city. So we had to fill a bucket with water to flush the toilet during the day then choice between doing laundry or bathing in another giant bucket cuz the shower was too weak to use. Something shady was going on but I had to leave after 2 months cuz i had Visa issues. Then one of student murder another student in a botched robbery to pay for his illegal night classes the school was forcing him to take. So after being a illegal for a few months and getting my Visa cleared. I decided to say south and close to the wast coast for the next 18 months.

Please tell me more of these Chinese hillbillies 😃

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Actually it mostly super depressing shit. They are not as comical as white hillbillies. I'll tell the story of my roommate tommy and how getting kicked out of china made him go full Dan Schneider. It's long but worth it. Tommy is a fuck up from start to end.

Introduction

So when I arrive to china I'm given a booklet of the laws like everyone else. 2 laws that they mention is porn is illegal and no women under 22 can get engaged. Those 2 point will come up. I also did reading on scams and hussels they try to run on foreigners lile bar girls running up tabs. So after my first week in China I get sent out to go teach esl at a high school in Jilin province in driving distance of the north korean border. There is 2 Canadians that been there for a couple of weeks before me. First is Chris. A vet from vancouver. Good guy that doesn't stand for any type of bullshit. Worst luck in the world, and the one that lost 4 inches of his arm in a earlier post. Now fuck stain Tommy. Tommy was 20 year old guy who took the job because if he didn't he would have been homeless. He also was a virgin and bothered him we knew. I have to live with tommy. I find out we dont have internet because in his first 3 days he got caught looking up porn.He got a warning from the police and banned from having internet at the place. I asked him "what did you try to use to get by the firewall and why didnt it work?" He looks me in the eyes and says "oh I just didn't know it was illegal, everyone made a bigger deal about it then it was." I go grab th law booklet and " didn't they give you one of these?" He actually responds with "yeah but do you think I'm going to waste my time reading that shit."

Part 1 Tommy falls in love with a bar girl and I almost accidentally killed myself in bathroom with a 5 foot roof.

So first week went really well. Got to meet my students, impressed the teachers because I was the only had any training in teaching esl. Tommy was getting in shit for not really teaching shit and just playing games. So friday I suggest we goto the bar and invite one of the chinese teachers with us. Chris is super excited because he's been dieing to go to the bar and I guess tommy didn't. So we plan to.meet the teacher at the bar. We get to the bar before the teacher. We sit down and order some beer. After a little bit this cute girl asks if she can join us. Tommy right way says yes. Pull a chair next to him. So we are drinking and I notice that she is going behind the bar for her drinks. So I give tommy a heads up I think she's a bar girl. He goes "your just fucking jealous." So alittle bit later she asks if she want to get some friends for us. I say and no. Chris goes "Supa is probably right but I'm okay with it." So I'm sitting there and the teacher arrives. So I tell Sagner the teacher what's going on amd if I'm right about the girls. With a big shit eating grin he goes "yes." So we are chit chatting and tommy comes back by himself. She went to have a smoke with friends. Tommy is telling us how he loves this girl how he is going to teach her English and bring her back to canada. Both me and Sagner had to put our hands over our mouths so we didn't laugh in his face. I couldn't take anymore, so I excused myself and asked where the bathroom is. I'm told one floor up next to the net bar. I go find it I FUCKING FIND OUT IT'S ONE SQUAT TOILET SHARED BETWEEN THE BAR AND NET BAR. IT FUCKING DISGUSTING BEYOND BELIEF. THEN I NOTICE ITS ROOF IS 5 FEET HIGH. I'm 6 4. So I squat down and go in. I'm trying to take a shit without touching anything in this room. BAM BAM BAM on the door followed by "HURRY THE FUCK UP I NEED TO PISS SUPA" from a very intoxicated Chris. Scares the shit out of me and I go to stand up. Smash my fucking head on the solid roof of the bathroom then falling almost face first into the toilet. If I didnt put my hand out in time i would knocked myself out and probably drown in piss and shit in the squat toilet.i open the door and crawl out. Chris is in shock of how low the roof is. "Fuck you chris you scarred the shit out of me and I'm almost knocked myself out because of it." Chris starts laughing at as I walk away. So nothing really happens until we goto leave. We get our Bill's. Mine just under 100 yuan. Chris owes about 250 and tommy Owens 600 yuan. Tommy had to pay for his drinks, her drinks , the time she spent with him and extra for each dance he had with her. We all laugh at tommy. Apparently he kept going without telling us and got himself banned because he was annoying the girl too much.

Next post: Part 3:Tommy gets a copy of the video game rape lay and throws a house party for his students.

Part 4 Tommy gets fired for trying to fuck one of his students and for breaking in half a solid oak teachers desk. Sadly most of the reason he got fired was breaking the desk.

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Dude, write a book, Three Men in a Boat style about your Chinese adventures, I'd buy an advance copy

sadly most of the reason he got fired was breaking the desk

Based Chinese teachers don’t put up with shit

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We're still doing this?

Why they so surprised lol

If it's back faces the sun, you can eat it. Chinese proverb.

Umm... So? Suddenly animals matter? Lol vegans are based and correct, it's all or nothing faggot, can't pick and choose which animals to shead tears over.

i disagree, eat dogs and cats they shit on my lawn but not whales because they shit in the ocean.

Whales should only be hunted for enjoyment and to spread fear to all the other sea animals.

Vegans are retarded on so many things. They think beekeeping is the same as human slavery and hunting for food is on the same level as factory farming

According to my ex, the topic of honey consumption is hotly debated in the vegan community. That was a violently uninteresting conversation.

TIL that all the racist stereotypes about Chinese people that I heard as a kid are actually true... they eat pretty much anything and everything from rats and snakes to koalas and groundhogs.

Most stereotypes have to be at least partially true by definition.

I went to a sushi restauraunt and I laughed at a joke about the Chinese eating chicken feet and the jap chefs said "ching chong ching chong" while having a conversation in japanese.

The Japanese are better at everything, including racism.

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Out of the fire, into the frying pan.

lol, angry jannies removed this koala post

they did it for free

2k upvotes on a comment warning people of gutter oil, a sewage based cooking oil used by streetvendors to fry up their plague animals.

Meanwhile I made a similar comment like three days ago about the same practice and people got all pissed off

Meanwhile I made a similar comment like three days ago about the same practice and people got all pissed off

And that's a GOOD thing

Just a friendly reminder to cook your koalas until they're at least medium-well. Don't be a savage.