I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
Nah for one it just sends an alert with info, kind of like the text the police line but with info preloaded. They also outsourced the actual running of the service to noonlight by investing in them.
It's like when the bad guy in a 90s movie is uploading a virus that will launch the worlds nukes and the progress bar is almost there, but the good guy shoots a bullet through him, which also blows the computer to pieces.
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2 WarSanchez 2020-01-23
I wish the panic button would turn the volume all the way up and start screaming RAPE RAPE RAPE
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-23
Like a feminist robot!
2 10inchblackhawk 2020-01-23
I cant wait to hear panic stories on r/FDS about this.
1 PaintTheBlack-Hole 2020-01-23
!RemindMe 6 months
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I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-23
🤔🤔🤔🤔
Any legal-cels browsing? It feels like this would sort of insert the company into the irl dating process.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-01-23
Nah for one it just sends an alert with info, kind of like the text the police line but with info preloaded. They also outsourced the actual running of the service to noonlight by investing in them.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-23
Gotcha, thanks for clarifying.
1 FearOfBees 2020-01-23
Hhaha I pressed the panic button on a tinder app you're doomed now
2 Comrade_Natalie 2020-01-23
What if you're on a date with a beekeeper and she whips out her portable beehive? 🐝
1 tastystrands3 2020-01-23
I know you post on drama so you must be retarded but come on now, do you know how phones work?
2 Sc00t_Sc00t 2020-01-23
He thinks submarines have windows so no I don't think he does
2 yetanotherbaldcunt 2020-01-23
A periscope is nothing but a high tech window
1 oss_spy 2020-01-23
Two mirrors are not high tech
1 Ingelri 2020-01-23
You're not high tech
1 shitpersonality 2020-01-23
Some submarines do.
1 FearOfBees 2020-01-23
What do you mean specifically like gps
2 tastystrands3 2020-01-23
If I send you a text and then you smash my phone do you think the message disappears?
2 BlastMyBussy 2020-01-23
It's like when the bad guy in a 90s movie is uploading a virus that will launch the worlds nukes and the progress bar is almost there, but the good guy shoots a bullet through him, which also blows the computer to pieces.
1 FearOfBees 2020-01-23
How would you trap a kidnapper if the gps is broken
1 megafaggotron1986 2020-01-23
Alexander Bell invented them
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-23
Just give your information and location to this shady company with no morals already ugh
1 --harshpangolin-- 2020-01-23
I guarantee men will abuse it more.
1 wow___justwow 2020-01-23
reasonImSoGladToBeMarriedBeforeOnlineDatingReallyTookOff+=1;
1 FlexualHealing 2020-01-23
Doesn’t your phone already have a panic button?
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-01-23
Wow this is gonna go awfully.
1 closedshop 2020-01-23
I pay for tinder so I can swipe on more people so I can post to roll threads in /fit/.