The King of Twitter: Nick Mullen finally solves the rideshare issue

1  2020-01-24 by MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2

50 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2020-01-24

Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.

Be better reddit ❤️

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1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-24

Twitter is about to douse itself in gasoline and set itself on fire over this one lol

1  aduketsavar 2020-01-24

I looked at his Twitter profile and it's fucking hilarious. I thought Twitter was doing unfunniness check before signing up?

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-24

Nick is a God on Twitter, he gives absolutely zero fucks. Hands down the best account on that shithole

1  aduketsavar 2020-01-24

Smoking my pipe in my rocking chair on the porch while they cancel me

Lol @ threatening me with a firing squad as if that wouldn’t rock. What’s next you’re gonna force me to fall asleep in my Porsche while it’s running with the garage door shut

LoL

1  cptnhaddock 2020-01-24

Adams is better hat to say it

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-24

Adams is good because you cant see him steal the jokes

1  employee10038080 2020-01-24

Ya but he's a Jew

1  SJCards 2020-01-24

Ya but he's a Jew bug.

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1  paristetris 2020-01-24

Check out his podcast, its really good

https://youtu.be/4ucXHo17nYI

1  uberloser2 2020-01-24

https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1218945474134204422?s=19 lmfao

1  gandhitheblue 2020-01-24

Check out his podcast Cum Town, him and comedian Tom Myers discuss the best place to get a cold brew for $12

1  Jeskers617 2020-01-24

The seriousness of those responses.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-24

It worked for Master Blaster until that pesky Mad Max showed up

😂😂👌🏼

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1  Mayos_side 2020-01-24

How can people be so vanilla that they don't find this funny?

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-24

Because these """people""" cant understand that jokes =/= beliefs

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1  Burnnoticelover 2020-01-24

punching down

Pretty much anyone who says this is the kind of person who gets out of the shower to piss.

1  LightUmbra 2020-01-24

Imagine having such a weak stream that you can't get in the toilet from the shower.

1  -Kite-Man- 2020-01-24

Imagine not having a wall of glass brick between your shower and toilet.

1  LightUmbra 2020-01-24

But then I couldn't pee in the toilet from the shower.

1  kokkelis32145 2020-01-24

manly pee should be able to melt through any glass brick wall

1  shitpersonality 2020-01-24

The original golden arches.

1  Elite_AI 2020-01-24

SRD

1  NathansFamousDogpill 2020-01-24

Hoes mad

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-24

"I'm a whore because I'm disabled" is a good fuckin bit lol

1  darth_tiffany 2020-01-24

Why even bother to reply to that? She's insulted herself.

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-24

Idk, cause women are retarded?

1  tevlev_a 2020-01-24

Pretty neat argument strategy too. "Hey, fuck you loser. also did i mention im a retarded hooker?"

1  CCAlkie 2020-01-24

I appreciate hookers and sex workers so damn much but the instant they start "woe is me"ing, my respect for them inverses.

1  jerryjoneshere 2020-01-24

Nick go on rogan so joe will miss all the jokes but still like you more than luis gomez

1  Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-24

@goodbeanalt you follow this person, idk if you support this or not, but its downright disgusting.

Lmao some twittertard is mad their friend follows Nick Mullen.

1  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-24

Guilt by association lol why do they always eat their own?

1  kelbeen 2020-01-24

Not even their friend, pretty sure that account has tens of thousands of followers. as if they’d give a shit about her

1  CucksLoveTrump 2020-01-24

also goodbeanalt is run by a 19 year old FSU student so there's an even chance he finds this funny

1  katzen_kratzen 2020-01-24

pronouncels super mad lmao

1  ponyblaze 2020-01-24

With that statement, you've proven yourself to be a fraction of a person.

3/5 of a person, maybe?

1  Burnnoticelover 2020-01-24

GOOD point

1  subaru_97_caracas 2020-01-24

Uhhh they're called "service folx" sweaty 💅

lol

1  SandorClegane_AMA 2020-01-24

Seeing a lot of people say a mentally disabled person couldn’t do the job of a service dog. You wanna take a second and think about how fucking offensive that is? Maybe do that mkay. And get back to me when you’re a decent fucking person

Fucking Legend!

1  tastystrands3 2020-01-24

Twitter lefties are such humourless moral grand standers lmao

1  Gleeroy95 2020-01-24

His first truly great tweet since his return

1  texanapocalypse33 2020-01-24

Twitter really hates jokes, huh?

1  VGToasty 2020-01-24

If only they took jokes as well as they did antidepressants.

1  GamerMalcolmX 2020-01-24

Everyone thats getting mad in his replies has pronouns in their bio.