If you ever want to feel better about yourself, hop over to the advice thread on /r/inceltears, where the blind lead the blind and suicidal thoughts are the norm.

1  2020-01-24 by Ultrashitposter

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How do I deal with the fact that I'm 37 and still a virgin? I've never even kissed a woman. I'm 5'3 and bald but I don't blame my physical attributes, and I don't blame women either - it's just really hard sometimes. Luckily I never failed for the incel propaganda

They literally are the exact same

That's the reason they changed incel to mean misogynist since all of them are literally incels

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I'll kill you robot

The solution to all of life's problems are so fucking simple that people think it's clichรฉ.

Eat healthy

Exercise

Committ to a hobby

Express yourself

Don't linger too long in your comfort zone(s)

There are entire industries and communities revolving around ignoring those pieces of advice. Mental health communities on reddit are especially pathetic.

For example, /r/wowthanlsimcured is the most pathetic place on the internet.

I can go into long essays and dumb tirades and pseudoscientific rants all day, but if you commit to the bullet points above you're at least on track to living a better life. And all of the dumb defeatist fucks on reddit are gonna be super mad when they can finally afford therapy and then their doctor tells them the same thing lmfao.

90% of of what good therapists do is hold you accountable so you follow through with stuff you know you should be doing anyway or break illogical circular thinking patterns.

Buy a hooker at this stage

If you don't how to get a hooker, literally just hop around massage parlors until you find one willing to touch your dick.

Iโ€™m too expensive for you ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป

Committ to a hobby

I see this expressed a lot but it never resonated with me unless it's supposed to be a social hobby

Regardless of what hobby you have, social circles exist for them. Invest enough in something and you'll eventually want to find people like you.

it's dumb plebbit tier advice, forcing yourself to do a hobby just to meet people is retarded, you do a hobby because it makes you happy and you enjoy it, it should have nothing to do with ulterior motives to get pussy or make friends, unless it just so happens to be a social hobby.

also you don't need a hobby to get pussy or make friends, and the girls at various hobby groups, believe it or not, fucking hate it when ugly men random join the hobby group and hit on every foid there, redditors do not understand how the world works.

I spent $5000 on WH40K miniatures and I'm still a virgin. Fuck you and your "social hobby" shit.

They need to want first, but they don't want to want

none of that will get you pussy if you aren't already attractive tho.

Unless youre fucking deformed, being in peak physical health and having your priorities straight will attract someone.

i have literally heard from almost every woman i've talked to they would not fuck a jacked manlet or a jacked ugly guy. if you're at least normal looking and at least average height then yes.

either way exercising to get pussy is stupid, i lift weights because it's good for me and i like it, relieves stress, etc. the guys i know who start lifting to get ass drop it in a couple weeks because shallow motivations like that do not last.

This is just sad, like an abused dog that's been beaten so much its only response is to cower and take it. As pathetic as they are at least incels have enough self-respect to snarl and snap.

Hire a prostitute is the solution to all incel problems.

I think he's pulling their leg?

Look through his post history.

how do I acquire old friends

And he's obsessed with cryptocurrency, I don't think he's LARPing unfortunately

Snappy pls

I'm 5'3 and bald

Indian Janitor ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

These are the people who call you incel this is so sad

Alexa, play "Scott Pilgrim vs the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women."

Knives was cuter than Ramona he should have just stayed with her. Pretty entertaining movie

I get the whole point of the movie is that scott is a retard but how does fighting a bunch of guys to get sloppy 8ths make sense when you have an impressionable and horny virgin asian schoolgirl RIGHT THERE

Wow that thread has given me great pause about my state-funded campaign to bully the weird and maladjusted. Some of these people are way too far gone for that.

If they are properly bullied they'll either change or go away so normal people won't have to deal with them anymore. You'll get the occasional shooter but hey, that's the price of freedom bby.

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Isn't it pretty insane that a group of miserably depressed "people" struggling with suicidal thoughts form a huge community centered around telling you how not to live your life. Doing the opposite of whatever they do seems like the best choice

if they would stop wrapping their entire personas around internet bullshit they might not be as unbearably pathetic.

Idk man, most seem to actually give out decent advice. It's a sad thread tbh, I wouldn't really shit on them trying to change though.

Anyone that posts in r/inceltears deserves the worst forms of shame and humiliation

https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/er97it/weekly_advice_thread_01200126/ff3kvy2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Guy complains that heโ€™s been called ugly and treated like an ugly ass dude his whole life

First response is โ€œare you sure youโ€™re ugly?โ€.

Gaslighting to the extreme.

Tbh itโ€™s his fault for going their to ask for advice in the first place. Itโ€™s beyond pointless.

If this same guy posted on TRP, they would tell him to buy some clothes that fit, go to a gym, learn to fight, fix his diet and adopt an attitude like he doesn't give a fuck. Basically, act like a man.

Guess which side would have better results?

you do know the redpill is just guys larping and posting fake field reports about getting laid right? and no, most of their advice is not common sense self improvement, that is the line they give when trying to recruit, but actually the crux of their believe is pseudo scientific evo psych PUA bullshit, and around 10% of it is guys literally emotionally abusing their wives/girlfriends (if they actually really have wives or girlfriends).

either way y ou should be mocked for promoting them like they aren't retards.

The definition of projecting.

How do I stop feeling bad/jealous/sadness when I see couples half my age (mostly in school uniform) holding hands or making out

Holdup. This guy really stalks kids and waits for them to make out?

You donโ€™t?

I couldn't even get past the first novel about the fatty mad that a girl took his picture while he was sleeping.

Look at me in the eyes right now, and tell me with a straight face, that r/IncelsTears isn't an incel forum. Go ahead. I'lll wait.

Incel tears is the largest gathering of incels on reddit

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Jannies are dummies ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ–•

[...] I'm super size me levels of fat and covered in hair head to toe. I could play an alien or creature from a 50s scifi horror movie. I really don't like the idea of someone having a picture of my body in all its grotesqueness. I know it's something that no one wants to see, except for the 'people of walmart' or other similar cringe viewing, like a morbid attraction at a circus.

imagine being this guy and seeing yourself as superior to incels