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The onion is a Neo liberal outfit. Wonder why they think they can use the Neo Nazi ‘learn to code’ meme 🤔

Everything that isn't alt right is neolib or commie that's how the internet works

Yes. Are you new to the Internet?

Part of why I want Hillary to crash this primary with no survivors is in the hope that the Onion starts seething about people disliking her again

Oh lord that is magic, can’t believe I never saw that ‘satire’

I think this just made me a rightoid.

I guess we know why Hillary walks so funny, she has an Onion writer's nose three feet up her ass.

Christ that's awful. Bring back Peter K Rosenthal

That is some grade A Seething

They're a Bernie outfit

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I fucking hate coding 🤮 and I’m retarded enough to work with it for 10 years, hope u liked my blogpost

The only reason to become a programmer is to live the NEET lifestyle making web apps for cash from your basement

Anyone who wants to put useless NYT columnists in work camps has my vote.

Bernie is going to gas these sickening lanyard-wearing bluecheck liberal kikes

Yikes, sweaty

Yikes Not Kikes!

Likes not reichs

Cool name

The Bee and The Onion have been on fire for the last four years. Thanks Trump!

Onion was way better pre 2016/ Clinton shill buyout.

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Nah they're usually anti-clinton most of their writers are commies

It's moments like these I wish he really was a communist and would gulag them instead

Imagine thinking Bernie isn’t a communist. Vote Bernie so we can finally end the foid menace with help of gulags.

If Sanders was a real revolutionary he'd put internet commies into forced work camps.

Whoever comes out of the DNC primary is going to have a tough time creating cohesive talking points for a base this all over the place.

Jc

It pains me to see so many op-ed writers out there who have received so little training or education that they have no capacity to do viable work

Satire Bernie is pretty based

Journalists are the unproductive kulaks of our time. I would argue they have negative productivity as a result of writing about random bullshit on twitter