Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
Cool thing my dad talked about is cute on my netflix feed + girls like cute things + Powerpoint presentation on printed paper + me repeating cute popular thing from reddit = first success on my journey to manhood!
Zoomers are worse than SRDines and Anarchists. At least they stay inside while zoomers are to stupid to realize they should.
He's not gonna get anywhere in life doing lame shit like that lmao. Should own up and go with the younger girl, maybe it's not actually a pity invitation
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1 Neon_needles 2020-01-29
Lol here is a video of it
https://v.redd.it/ddycbx8edsd41
2 jewdanksdad 2020-01-29
Is that even the same poster? Sounded like she said yes at the end
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-01-29
said she said no a minute after the guy stopped filming
1 jewdanksdad 2020-01-29
Lol, good
2 GeminiRocket 2020-01-29
Pretty based.
1 Popeposterous 2020-01-29
He looks like a manlet so why would he expect anything other than rejection?
1 DangerNut 2020-01-29
He is all torso and looks like a dork from the 1950's....
Is that what Americans actually look like?!?!
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-29
He needs to get beat up
1 Pupusagirl 2020-01-29
Jesus that's embarrassing
1 Embarasing_Questions 2020-01-29
Oh my fucking allah
1 Woolgun 2020-01-29
Guy posts on Neoliberal. This is probably what they all act like tbh.
1 contentedserf 2020-01-29
And he's a convert to Judaism. Peak neolib robot
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-29
They have lockers?
1 [deleted] 2020-01-29
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1 seenten 2020-01-29
Right? We were offered them but no one actually bothered to use them.
1 ashleychudd 2020-01-29
Such a dweeb even fatties tell him to get lost. Is he balding as well?
1 RigBuild2016 2020-01-29
Eliminate all Autobots with extreme prejudice but none of you lay a finger on Optimus Prime. His spark is mine. For I am Megatron.
1 Postausgang 2020-01-29
Hahaha where did you find the video?
Kinda feel bad though, they're (retarded) kids afterall.
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1 wow___justwow 2020-01-29
he posted it himself, voluntarily, under no duress or compunction of any kind
what the fuck
1 SpezKilledSwartz 2020-01-29
This is why bullying needs a comeback.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-29
Yeah, probably not
1 qwertyman_101 2020-01-29
Every day I thank Allah that smartphones weren't a thing when I was in high school.
1 imadethistoshitpostt 2020-01-29
What a soylet
1 KaaraRaven 2020-01-29
Why are you browsing teenager subs, buddy?
2 Lysis10 2020-01-29
35 year old libertarians need a safe space too.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-01-29
OP is a proud libertarian
1 [deleted] 2020-01-29
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1 BurgerLaowai 2020-01-29
Lolibertarian
1 megafaggotron1986 2020-01-29
the search for cringe necessitates taking dangerous roads
1 seenten 2020-01-29
Who do you think like half the sub's residents are?
1 Lolbertians 2020-01-29
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-29
He's jherkin his gherkin
1 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-29
GOOD point
1 ThroneshitterCOPE 2020-01-29
I found it on r/averageredditor and then googled it to get the OP
1 clubby789 2020-01-29
On the one hand, that post physically hurt to read, good find.
On the other hand, what were you doing in there, libertarian?
1 Ultrashitposter 2020-01-29
These are real friends. They know that bullying is important
1 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2020-01-29
Early 👏 And 👏 Often 👏
1 duchessHD 2020-01-29
omfg what a brainlet
1 Metatron58 2020-01-29
it's cause he's a manlet. She's like a foot taller than him.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2020-01-29
Lmfao great find op. Incredibly cringe video too. This is not drama but it's hilarious nonetheless.
1 suddenvandamm 2020-01-29
equations in burgerlands teenage head :
Cool thing my dad talked about is cute on my netflix feed + girls like cute things + Powerpoint presentation on printed paper + me repeating cute popular thing from reddit = first success on my journey to manhood!
Zoomers are worse than SRDines and Anarchists. At least they stay inside while zoomers are to stupid to realize they should.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-01-29
I had to take a walk around the block after that one. Holy fuck
1 Mrtheliger 2020-01-29
He's not gonna get anywhere in life doing lame shit like that lmao. Should own up and go with the younger girl, maybe it's not actually a pity invitation