Oh my. I thought after so many hours someone would finally come up with something interesting and different. Ehhh. How can I be so wrong 🙄. Time to go sleep, nothing new on here.
I'm guessing it's just an online relationship and this is how he keeps he engaged. He's probably some weird looking cripple or a quadriplegic or something like that so he goes to extremes to interact regularly with some broad who probably sctually is a dude too
No offense, but wouldn't you say that this is a waste of money? I mean doesn't gilding cost around 5€/$5? I haven't looked at her profile, but lets just say you gilded her last 50 comments. That's 250€ down the drain for what? To make her happy for a split second?
At least use that money to get her something that would actually make her happy, which she could show her irl friends as well.
Doesn't having all your post gilded like that sort of take the fun out of it as Well? I mean I don't care but gilding seems like a huge compliment to redditors. Having all your posts gilded like that by the same person must honestly cheapen the experience a bit.
So you need to believe this to make yourself feel better?
I don’t think I’ll read a more pathetic and sad comment all day.
I hope you’re life is going good, find some positivity rather than trying to imagine such a thing about someone.
And even if someone was like that, having that much money to spend on Reddit seems like they would still have a better quality of life than you.
You’re trying to be smart and funny but coming off like a complete idiot tbh.
And you think we both care?
It’s so funny how much 🧂 and how triggered some people get over Reddit Awards being given out.
Imagine caring that much 😂
Imagine not knowing about anything about someone but that they spend thousands on Reddit. Now imagine that in real life, many, MANY more thousands, tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands are spent too. Reddit Thousands a side thing that doesn’t even matter or affect us in any way.
I'm interested in seeing my fellow man make good choices with his money, like not giving it away for free to a soulless megacorp that makes people do it for freee
Well, good news, you don’t have to bother being interested in my money choices, because if you knew how much money I actually spend on a daily and monthly basis, would literally blow your mind.
And you can’t escape mega-corps. Everyone here at some point, some on a daily basis, will be lining their pockets regardless.
Depends, I work when I want to work, I have properties that generate income and I have in past bought and sold shares, I’ve still got a small portfolio that I can cash in on, invest and spend the rest. I’ve got a multi-subject Degree which allows to me to work in a variety of industries and different positions as well as get consultancy work if I want to. As stated earlier, property is my main focus at the moment, it means I only have to work 2-3 months out the year and I’ve got enough cash to pretty much live in luxury for the rest. When I was younger I was burning way, way more cash but now, not so much, I’m still able to spending thousands every month though, however I don’t really need to, it’s just available if I need it.
She doesn’t have to spend any money on me, clearly I’ve got more than I need. But I wouldn’t expect everyone to understand that’s there’s more to a relationship.
Clearly you don't seem to know the value behind money. If you have so money that you literally throw it away for a little jpeg then you surely wouldn't mind wasting your money on a stranger like me as well
Lmao I kid, you could use that money to do some actual good (i.e giving it to charities) instead of literally burning through it.
you do realize he isn't spending the money on you right? like it goes to Reddit for the lame little flair you get on your comment. it's just fucking weird someone would put time and money into this
Her bf just has extra money and gilds his girls post. i could think of a million better ways to spend money than on reddit but honestly who cares.
virgins mad
Isn't that like against the rules of reddit? I remember i got a warning once that said upvoting your own posts or when you upvote your friends/familys posts you get banned. Should be the same for awards really.
How are they not banned yet?
Well I'm not awarding my own posts. I barely even use reddit. If my bf gilds my posts, let him do whatever he wants. Some people need to learn to read.
Vote manipulation is “breaking the site” - hence the TOS warning.
Buying awards is not the same. Would translating it to gaymer help? Awards are like cosmetics - they don’t effect gaymplay. They are solely for making the developer Fat Stacks.
But apparently these awards have a purpose as someone else said. They are supposed to highlight good comments. So when i just guild a comment that doesn't even make sense it sounds like manipulation to me.
That is a highly theoretical purpose. Now that there are literally dozens / hundreds of awards it’s pretty much just meaningless decoration. Reddit is more than happy to take this dude’s money if he just be giving it away.
So you need to believe this to make yourself feel better?
I don’t think I’ll read a more pathetic and sad comment all day.
I hope you’re life is going good, find some positivity rather than trying to imagine such a thing about someone.
And even if someone was like that, having that much money to spend on Reddit seems like they would still have a better quality of life than you.
You’re trying to be smart and funny but coming off like a complete idiot tbh.
And you think we both care?
It’s so funny how much 🧂 and how triggered some people get over Reddit Awards being given out.
Imagine caring that much 😂
I'm not a fan of Reddit gold anyway because using real money to buy it gives the site money and I don't feel they deserve it until they clean up the large swathes of racist, sexist, homo/transphobic, white supremacist bullshit from the site that's harmful to a lot of people but hey, that's just my personal opinion.
It will never enter their fat head to just turn off the phone and go outside....
Ahhh you see, people need to come up with new assumptions, this is getting boring. Same person, imagining boyfriend, blah blah blah. Not even worth the comment on that one 😂
Ok Ok, my bf's posts aren't showing up, because account to new it says. So this got really boring quick. Besides that, yall having nothing smart to say anymore, its just insults and immature talk. What at first seemed interesting, got old real quick. Honestly ima just go keep spending, or wait, wasting all the money with my bf on stupid things like reddit, wish you all a wonderful day, dont forget to pass the salt and try atleast to enjoy life a bit.
never experienced happiness? I'm taking a pure liquid vodka ass-piss right now and later when I'm real good and drunk plan to raid the fridge for leftover Chinese food. lady my middle name is happiness, you can't even see my level
Oh you have no idea about all the love I'm getting. Now and for the rest of my life. Yall think this is just about reddit? I've never been so active on here like today, just because this is entertaining but getting boring at the same time because yall cant come up with something new and original.
Yeah I'm kinda starting to enjoy this. I just wish it would be more original and people wouldn't come up with the old same stuff that obviously doesn't make any sense 🙄
It all started with karma. A single updoot. You were hooked. Months spent trying to farm those sweet internet points, but you barely broke even. Then you saw your first gilding in askreddit, and you were never the same. You NEEDED those badges. No, fuck that, you deserved them. Someone eventually told you that women are awarded more easily on Reddit, and your mind recalled that girl that seemed interested a while back. Immediately you contacted her, asked her out on a date. There was one condition though, you really wanted her to start a Reddit account...
You are actually the boyfriend, and you are holding oOGirLLy hostage and making her empty her savings for poorly-designed Reddit badges. You won’t stop until you’ve funded more of Reddit than The_Donald and that DMT cult guy combined. She begs you to stop, but you see and hear nothing except for the gold.
-he said, furiously typing away at his trust battle station, several half-empty bottles of Mountain Dew were stacked around his worn swivel chair in vaguely ritualistic fashion. She shifted against the restraints and kicked one over. It wasn’t Mountain Dew in the bottles.
She saw he wasn’t well. His skin was clammy with a sheen of grease and slightly jaundiced. His face, perpetually grimacing and twitching from the stimulants and sleep deprivation, resembled a hideous flesh mask that was stretched over his skull, gaunt and pitted with open sores he had been clawing at while jerkily moving the mouse. She entreated him again, trying not to sound threatening:
“You have to let me go, please, I already said I won’t tell anyone, my parents are going to be worried it’s been weeks now-“
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” he screamed in a keening falsetto, “just shut up and let me think. Do you know how much work this is?” He flapped his hands and wrapped his arms around himself in a paroxysm of rage and terror, hyperventilating as his eyes rolled around the room wildly.
“It can still be okay if you let me go,” she sobbed openly now, “I can’t feel my legs with these ropes, you can have all of my savings. I liked you, you know. I thought you liked me. Why are you doing this?”
“Why? WHY? FUCKING WHY?” he was now slowly rising from his chair, his thin legs trembling after an 18 hour Reddit session. She saw that the force of his shouting had caused him to ejaculate a bit, staining the front of his sweatpants, “I’m doing this because those fucking no-life trolls RUINED my Netflix deal!”
All white people are racist and, far from absolving them, this places an urgent burden on each and all. Anyone who thinks this statement is wrong, or that it needs further qualification that could weaken our understanding of it, or that it makes “racism” a powerless word: find some place else to debate it. If your first reaction is ever to deny an accusation of racism rather than listen and learn, this is the wrong sub.
We’ve had a strong public understanding of how bias affects us all at least as far back as “The Doll Test” made famous in Brown v. Board of Education. Decades of research since have developed our knowledge in this field. Implicit bias tests are a well-known modern example, and the body of research is far stronger than what trickles into pop culture.
It would also be true to say “all people are biased.” True in the same way that “all people are dying” would be a true reply to an LGBT activist in the 80s who dared to say “HIV/AIDS patients are dying.” Truly a distraction from a more urgent issue that deserves separate consideration. We all absorb society’s toxic programming, but the US sheriff running self-described concentration camps and the US president pardoning him for related charges are not people of color who failed the doll test in Brown. In a discussion about white racism, raising the “everyone does it” flag is misleading at best, almost always derailing, and weakens the critical efforts of anti-racism.
Decent white people (the ones we’ll worry about for now) make varying efforts to end racism and never wanted to benefit from their privilege. Some think it is unfair or devalues the word’s meaning to call them “racist.” It’s true that there’s an important difference between that kind of person and a Trump supporter or other Nazis. We won’t end racism, though, if we fail to acknowledge its more “decent” formulations. Otherwise decent people who shy away from this label lose out on its insights and its demands.
Just what are decent white people to do then? Acknowledging one’s own racism isn’t about shame or self-flagellation, responses that unduly elevate white people and their experiences. White people will have to get in line and follow the march for racial equality, because the question isn’t answered, the solution isn’t here yet.
Even the most altruistic white advocate for racial justice or any cause stops advocating somewhere. There’s no easy answer for how much of ourselves to give to our causes, but for white people this is a cause that they give to, while for minorities it is a life that they experience. White people go home, eat, sleep, look after their own well being in ways no one could fault them, yet even so that is a (very reasonable) decision to prioritize their needs, in this case, over the needs of people of color. That’s not wrong. It’s also not a choice anyone else can make. Black skin can’t be shrugged off while more mundane needs are attended. White racism is not over until people no longer have to make a daily decision to put racial justice down and prioritize something else, promising to come back to it later.
In light of the above, a summary of our community standards might be:
Do not debate or undermine the existence or urgency of white racism.
Debate as appropriate what solutions should look like. But no self-pity about how white racism is a challenge for otherwise decent white folk.
oh lmao, sorry i saw your post and thought you were snappy cuz of the wall of text + list items at the end, didn't even check the username or bother reading
please Reddit give me attention!! I am super rich and totally not 14 years old like my obsession with giving awards to my real life girlfriend would imply. Also look at my shoes. Do you care? Please care.
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1 aduketsavar 2020-01-30
SRDines don't have the balls to disagree and argue with a foid
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-01-30
So I went back a month in her account.
It’s all gilded some posts have like 50 awards.
There’s something wrong with her boyfriend.
1 Anarcie 2020-01-30
Yeah he's not jerking off into a sock instead of throwing it in that crazy bitch
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
So you're creepy like that huh ?
2 mamoth666 2020-01-30
Holy roman empire. How much dick ur bf is sucking?,and why he is wasting it on gilding u?
-1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Oh my. I thought after so many hours someone would finally come up with something interesting and different. Ehhh. How can I be so wrong 🙄. Time to go sleep, nothing new on here.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-01-30
Why is your cheap BF only giving you golds? If he really loved you he would be giving you platinums. Also he is behind this comment isn't gilded yet.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
People sleep. You know. Because they have a life. Something you obviously know nothing about.
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
I just scrolled through hundreds of your comments (I know, I wasted my time) and not SINGLE one has an award.
LoL.
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-30
Are you or your bf trans?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
I dont if you're trying to be funny or just straight up stupid. This is the most immature shit ever.
1 d_extrum 2020-01-30
She arrived Praise to be thots
1 tHeSiD 2020-01-30
You entered the retard den sister, embrace it. Also bring your bf here too.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2020-01-30
tell him to post butthole
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-01-30
Hi welcome to drama! We hope you enjoy your stay!
1 OrionGaming 2020-01-30
It has been two hours and he still hasn't gilded this comment. Might be time to search for a new pay piggy, miss.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
You dropped a word
Know
1 charming_tatum 2020-01-30
Have you ever met him in person? You're probably being catfished by a disabled weeb
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-30
No, she is a catfishing disabled weeb, obviously.
Or they both are.
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Erm, no.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-30
Yes, sweaty. Yes.
1 FearOfBees 2020-01-30
The sounds demonstrably true considering you didn't answer miss or mr trans person of color
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-30
Why can't I get a boyfriend who will gild all my posts? 🤬
1 Dysiak 2020-01-30
I gave you silver but now you have to eat my ass
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-30
I will eat your ass but literally.
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1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
You and your boyfriend need therapy. Dumbass fags.
1 sup3r_hero 2020-01-30
Seething
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
Zoz
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1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
Yes, trappy
1 charming_tatum 2020-01-30
Does he read all your texts and dm's too?
1 Dcube02 2020-01-30
Do you know your boyfriend outside of the internet?
1 Cynwit_2 2020-01-30
bruh your comments are all public tf is creepy about that
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Stalking every single one of my comments is creepy though. Like who takes the time to do that ?
1 Cynwit_2 2020-01-30
I mean it just takes a quick scroll since the awards are pretty noticeable
1 shitpersonality 2020-01-30
Your boyfriend
1 charming_tatum 2020-01-30
I'm guessing it's just an online relationship and this is how he keeps he engaged. He's probably some weird looking cripple or a quadriplegic or something like that so he goes to extremes to interact regularly with some broad who probably sctually is a dude too
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1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
14 seeth coins have been deposited in your account thank you for choosing /r/drama
1 hmunkey 2020-01-30
And after all that he never denied it either. It’s a fake online relationship and he’s never even met her.
1 diggity_md 2020-01-30
1 Postausgang 2020-01-30
No offense, but wouldn't you say that this is a waste of money? I mean doesn't gilding cost around 5€/$5? I haven't looked at her profile, but lets just say you gilded her last 50 comments. That's 250€ down the drain for what? To make her happy for a split second?
At least use that money to get her something that would actually make her happy, which she could show her irl friends as well.
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
Doesn't having all your post gilded like that sort of take the fun out of it as Well? I mean I don't care but gilding seems like a huge compliment to redditors. Having all your posts gilded like that by the same person must honestly cheapen the experience a bit.
1 Postausgang 2020-01-30
You replied to the wrong person.
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
Yes
1 Asshat232 2020-01-30
One day you will probably grow up and realize how pathetic and cringy it is to give gold to all of your gf's reddit comments.
Today isn't that day.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2020-01-30
Cope
1 charming_tatum 2020-01-30
I have more money than you and it looks like I hit a soft spot
1 totalrandomperson 2020-01-30
It is pretty pathetic to give some tech corporation so much money to have a little shiny thing next to a post.
1 medkaczynski 2020-01-30
Snappy pls
1 vgiannis1 2020-01-30
It can't be just one person, I suspect that the bull too is in on this. Maybe even her dog
1 jewdanksdad 2020-01-30
I am willing to bet its mental illness and one person
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Yeah. Having lots of money and spending it on is mental illness. Someone must have no job lmao.
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-30
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1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
Imagine having loads of money and spending it on Reddit, of all things. I would cope and rope.
1 jewdanksdad 2020-01-30
This, tbh ^
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
Yes
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Imagine not knowing about anything about someone but that they spend thousands on Reddit. Now imagine that in real life, many, MANY more thousands, tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands are spent too. Reddit Thousands a side thing that doesn’t even matter or affect us in any way.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-01-30
Hell ya
1 diggity_md 2020-01-30
What if you took your thousands and invested them into a home or some nice jewelry instead of donating it to the corporation www dot reddit dot com
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Why would you think I don’t already do that?
1 diggity_md 2020-01-30
What if you didn't waste money on the multibillion dollar corporation Reddit dot com at all
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Then it still wouldn’t make a difference to you?
😕
1 diggity_md 2020-01-30
I'm interested in seeing my fellow man make good choices with his money, like not giving it away for free to a soulless megacorp that makes people do it for freee
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Well, good news, you don’t have to bother being interested in my money choices, because if you knew how much money I actually spend on a daily and monthly basis, would literally blow your mind.
And you can’t escape mega-corps. Everyone here at some point, some on a daily basis, will be lining their pockets regardless.
1 diggity_md 2020-01-30
oh no you're poor
1 cfbWORKING 2020-01-30
So what do you do for a living? I need to get a new career
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Depends, I work when I want to work, I have properties that generate income and I have in past bought and sold shares, I’ve still got a small portfolio that I can cash in on, invest and spend the rest. I’ve got a multi-subject Degree which allows to me to work in a variety of industries and different positions as well as get consultancy work if I want to. As stated earlier, property is my main focus at the moment, it means I only have to work 2-3 months out the year and I’ve got enough cash to pretty much live in luxury for the rest. When I was younger I was burning way, way more cash but now, not so much, I’m still able to spending thousands every month though, however I don’t really need to, it’s just available if I need it.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-01-30
Well where did you get your start?
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
By working, saving and having an interest in what I wanted to do / wanted to succeed and have the finances to pursue my passions.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-01-30
How old are you?
1 JLDupreeIII 2020-01-30
so, you were born into it. got it
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-30
No one with money would use this phrasing
1 mamoth666 2020-01-30
chuuut dont give him udea
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
Doesn't change the fact that gilding all your girlfriends posts is a huge waste of money son!
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
This can be applied to pretty much everyone who has disposable income.
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
The difference being that everyone with disposable income doesn't spend it on useless internet points, or at least not as much as you do.
Seriously think about it? What does Anyone gain from you doing that?
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Exactly,
Yet here you are,
Caring so much.
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
Reread my post. You misread or misunderstood it
I will ask again What do you or your girlfriend (or anyone) gain from you gilding every single one of her posts?
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
What do you gain from caring so much?
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
I get to fill the void I have always had in my life
What do you or your girlfriend (or anyone) gain from you gilding every single one of her posts?
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
I hope you find something better to fill that void in your life.
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
Me too
I will ask again and I won't stop until you answer. What do you or your girlfriend (or anyone) gain from you gilding every single one of her posts?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Salty, lonely people on reddit 😘
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
But you're using reddit right now
🤔🤔🤔
Also what do you or your boyfriend gain from him gilding all your posts?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
What I just said. You, the salty, lonely people of reddit. Makes me appreciate life so much and the good people around me!
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
Can you answer my question?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Cant you read? I dont feel like repeating myself all day.
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
No
Can you answer my question?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
I did. Now you just need to learn how to read.
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
No you didn't you got it wrong the first time which is why I need to keep on asking
Can you answer my question?
1 cfbWORKING 2020-01-30
I am alone, not lonely
1 Dcube02 2020-01-30
Do you know her outside of the internet?
1 Postausgang 2020-01-30
How much does she spent on you though?
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
She doesn’t have to spend any money on me, clearly I’ve got more than I need. But I wouldn’t expect everyone to understand that’s there’s more to a relationship.
1 Postausgang 2020-01-30
Clearly you don't seem to know the value behind money. If you have so money that you literally throw it away for a little jpeg then you surely wouldn't mind wasting your money on a stranger like me as well
Lmao I kid, you could use that money to do some actual good (i.e giving it to charities) instead of literally burning through it.
1 Chapose 2020-01-30
Lmao poorcel cope 😂😂😂
Watch me as I wipe my ass with 100$ bills 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1 PM-TITS-FOR-CODE 2020-01-30
That's a nice way of saying "she doesn't spend any money on me"
Peak simp
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
That’s a nice way of coming to the wrong conclusion, but I guess that must make you feel better.
Not having to and not doing so are two different things. Maybe you’ll be able to understand that.
I’m not counting on it though.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
That's how I feel about 90% of the comments on here 😂
2 PM-TITS-FOR-CODE 2020-01-30
Stop replying to yourself, it's pathetic.
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-01-30
lmao why dont you spend some of that money on a physical whore instead of an online one
1 JLDupreeIII 2020-01-30
that doesn't make it any less weird or stupid
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Ehhhh I can still see his response?
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
Oh wow it's still there. The app lied to me.
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Erm, I didn’t delete anything 😕
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
N word
1 JLDupreeIII 2020-01-30
you do realize he isn't spending the money on you right? like it goes to Reddit for the lame little flair you get on your comment. it's just fucking weird someone would put time and money into this
1 totalrandomperson 2020-01-30
Giving money to Reddit inc. is mental illness.
1 WickedMystic4 2020-01-30
Her bf just has extra money and gilds his girls post. i could think of a million better ways to spend money than on reddit but honestly who cares. virgins mad
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-30
Based and in a relationshippilled.
1 _aGirlIsShort_ 2020-01-30
Isn't that like against the rules of reddit? I remember i got a warning once that said upvoting your own posts or when you upvote your friends/familys posts you get banned. Should be the same for awards really. How are they not banned yet?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Well I'm not awarding my own posts. I barely even use reddit. If my bf gilds my posts, let him do whatever he wants. Some people need to learn to read.
1 Caesar_Not_Dead 2020-01-30
Imagine letting anyone know you use reddit
1 _aGirlIsShort_ 2020-01-30
Whatever makes your dick hard dude.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Or yours 😘
1 fancyhatman18 2020-01-30
Your boyfriend missed one. Who should i contact about this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/efkebl/z/fc0wygg
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Just gilded, thanks for letting me know.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-01-30
Honest question, is this a fetish for you guys?
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-30
Your boyfriend is a dumb nig. Tell him to go buy more Yeezys instead of Reddit awards for your every comment.
1 vgiannis1 2020-01-30
Can I be your bf's second fling? Please, I really need the gold 😭
1 ashleychudd 2020-01-30
Does your retarded boyfriend collect funkopops?
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-01-30
Vote manipulation is “breaking the site” - hence the TOS warning.
Buying awards is not the same. Would translating it to gaymer help? Awards are like cosmetics - they don’t effect gaymplay. They are solely for making the developer Fat Stacks.
1 _aGirlIsShort_ 2020-01-30
But apparently these awards have a purpose as someone else said. They are supposed to highlight good comments. So when i just guild a comment that doesn't even make sense it sounds like manipulation to me.
Anyway these two must have a sad life.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-01-30
That is a highly theoretical purpose. Now that there are literally dozens / hundreds of awards it’s pretty much just meaningless decoration. Reddit is more than happy to take this dude’s money if he just be giving it away.
1 zsfh 2020-01-30
I don't think Reddit will ban their biggest cash cow.
1 Caesar_Not_Dead 2020-01-30
SRD cripples when confronted by the people they make fun of.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-30
They downvote the lolcow, too. Fucking barbarians.
1 TITUS__-ANDRONICUS- 2020-01-30
Sad. This is what happens when you don't get enough attention from farther or bullied enough in highschool.
1 charming_tatum 2020-01-30
New pasta? This is from the bf
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-30
Boyfriend is a serial killer.
1 companyfry 2020-01-30
Be careful he’s downvoting all our posts!
1 medkaczynski 2020-01-30
1 DangerNut 2020-01-30
It will never enter their fat head to just turn off the phone and go outside....
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
According to YOUR history you're being on here almost 24/7. Let's talk about going outside again 😘
1 DangerNut 2020-01-30
Yawn....
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
That's what I thought.
1 DangerNut 2020-01-30
So why do you go to the trouble of faking you have a boyfriend?
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Why do you go to the trouble of trying to think you’re funny/smart by throwing your salt around?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Ahhh you see, people need to come up with new assumptions, this is getting boring. Same person, imagining boyfriend, blah blah blah. Not even worth the comment on that one 😂
1 Kat_B0T 2020-01-30
DMing is a form of white supremacy, remember that before you open them.
1 DangerNut 2020-01-30
Bro....you forgot to switch accounts...
1 5T48J6ff 2020-01-30
SLAAAAYYYYYY HIM QUEEEEEN
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2020-01-30
Oof
1 wow___justwow 2020-01-30
jesus he has a family
1 Linds7288 2020-01-30
Damn.
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1 Bussy_Galore 2020-01-30
I'm consistently impressed how displays of wealth can anger the SRDine.
Her boyfriend is well off enough to do this sort of thing on a whim and that really seems to get under their little poor skins.
1 Usernameof2015 2020-01-30
Bussy_Galore is a major reddit investor.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Ok Ok, my bf's posts aren't showing up, because account to new it says. So this got really boring quick. Besides that, yall having nothing smart to say anymore, its just insults and immature talk. What at first seemed interesting, got old real quick. Honestly ima just go keep spending, or wait, wasting all the money with my bf on stupid things like reddit, wish you all a wonderful day, dont forget to pass the salt and try atleast to enjoy life a bit.
Much love
1 zsfh 2020-01-30
Fixed.
1 zsfh 2020-01-30
Fixed.
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-01-30
not to us 😎
1 Nom_Chompy 2020-01-30
If I ask nicely will he buy me junk off eBay?
1 [deleted] 2020-01-30
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1 Cynwit_2 2020-01-30
“try at least to enjoy life a bit”
lmao tf you think we’re doing here? guess things aren’t so interesting to you anymore when you’re the one who looks ridiculous
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Look ridiculous to who ? Some internet strangers that never experienced happiness ? Haha good one.
1 JLDupreeIII 2020-01-30
never experienced happiness? I'm taking a pure liquid vodka ass-piss right now and later when I'm real good and drunk plan to raid the fridge for leftover Chinese food. lady my middle name is happiness, you can't even see my level
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-30
If your bf doesnt gild all your posts does he really love you?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Oh you have no idea about all the love I'm getting. Now and for the rest of my life. Yall think this is just about reddit? I've never been so active on here like today, just because this is entertaining but getting boring at the same time because yall cant come up with something new and original.
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-30
If you're looking for someone to insult you find another retard i think this shit is cute dumb and hilarious
1 Linds7288 2020-01-30
No. Not at all. My boyfriend has some explaining to do.
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-30
Girl get yourself a not poor nigga
1 Linds7288 2020-01-30
Go off Queen 👑
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-01-30
Zero chance those accounts aren’t the same person “trolling reddit.”
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
You see ? That's why it's getting boring now. Another unoriginal post. Getting old, I thought we are past this.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-01-30
You’re too responsive and obviously enjoying the negative attention, wouldn’t be shocked if you were one of ours 0/10 do better sweaty.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Yeah I'm kinda starting to enjoy this. I just wish it would be more original and people wouldn't come up with the old same stuff that obviously doesn't make any sense 🙄
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-30
It all started with karma. A single updoot. You were hooked. Months spent trying to farm those sweet internet points, but you barely broke even. Then you saw your first gilding in askreddit, and you were never the same. You NEEDED those badges. No, fuck that, you deserved them. Someone eventually told you that women are awarded more easily on Reddit, and your mind recalled that girl that seemed interested a while back. Immediately you contacted her, asked her out on a date. There was one condition though, you really wanted her to start a Reddit account...
You are actually the boyfriend, and you are holding oOGirLLy hostage and making her empty her savings for poorly-designed Reddit badges. You won’t stop until you’ve funded more of Reddit than The_Donald and that DMT cult guy combined. She begs you to stop, but you see and hear nothing except for the gold.
Is that better?
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
I was reading this like a book. Wow. Please continue.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-30
😒😒
You made it weird tho.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Oh no sorry about that. Let's pretend nothing happened, now please continue.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-30
-he said, furiously typing away at his trust battle station, several half-empty bottles of Mountain Dew were stacked around his worn swivel chair in vaguely ritualistic fashion. She shifted against the restraints and kicked one over. It wasn’t Mountain Dew in the bottles.
She saw he wasn’t well. His skin was clammy with a sheen of grease and slightly jaundiced. His face, perpetually grimacing and twitching from the stimulants and sleep deprivation, resembled a hideous flesh mask that was stretched over his skull, gaunt and pitted with open sores he had been clawing at while jerkily moving the mouse. She entreated him again, trying not to sound threatening:
“You have to let me go, please, I already said I won’t tell anyone, my parents are going to be worried it’s been weeks now-“
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” he screamed in a keening falsetto, “just shut up and let me think. Do you know how much work this is?” He flapped his hands and wrapped his arms around himself in a paroxysm of rage and terror, hyperventilating as his eyes rolled around the room wildly.
“It can still be okay if you let me go,” she sobbed openly now, “I can’t feel my legs with these ropes, you can have all of my savings. I liked you, you know. I thought you liked me. Why are you doing this?”
“Why? WHY? FUCKING WHY?” he was now slowly rising from his chair, his thin legs trembling after an 18 hour Reddit session. She saw that the force of his shouting had caused him to ejaculate a bit, staining the front of his sweatpants, “I’m doing this because those fucking no-life trolls RUINED my Netflix deal!”
(That’s all I can do I’m busy)
1 LongPostBot 2020-01-30
Your pulitzer's in the mail
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1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-30
Not the journalist award. 😭
1 WistopherWalken 2020-01-30
The fact that you're enjoying this means you're covered in the same filth we are. Absolutely degeneracy
1 affectionateotter1 2020-01-30
You guys are just jealous you don’t have a stalker to gild your posts 💅🏻
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Ohhhh lemme gild that one...
1 affectionateotter1 2020-01-30
Thanks Queen 👑
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
And take another one. Just because I can !
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-30
The sentiment is ok but why the fuck are you giving Reddit so much money? Spez fucking sucks.
1 oOGirLLy 2020-01-30
Because Reddits Snoo is just adorable.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-30
What the fuck is Reddit Snoo?
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
Check the awards... obviously 😂
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-30
You're the same person right?
1 xxEnVii 2020-01-30
No 😑
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-30
Why you downvoting me? Rude.
1 Chapose 2020-01-30
At least use r/drama community awards 🙄🙄🙄
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-30
All white people are racist and, far from absolving them, this places an urgent burden on each and all. Anyone who thinks this statement is wrong, or that it needs further qualification that could weaken our understanding of it, or that it makes “racism” a powerless word: find some place else to debate it. If your first reaction is ever to deny an accusation of racism rather than listen and learn, this is the wrong sub.
We’ve had a strong public understanding of how bias affects us all at least as far back as “The Doll Test” made famous in Brown v. Board of Education. Decades of research since have developed our knowledge in this field. Implicit bias tests are a well-known modern example, and the body of research is far stronger than what trickles into pop culture.
It would also be true to say “all people are biased.” True in the same way that “all people are dying” would be a true reply to an LGBT activist in the 80s who dared to say “HIV/AIDS patients are dying.” Truly a distraction from a more urgent issue that deserves separate consideration. We all absorb society’s toxic programming, but the US sheriff running self-described concentration camps and the US president pardoning him for related charges are not people of color who failed the doll test in Brown. In a discussion about white racism, raising the “everyone does it” flag is misleading at best, almost always derailing, and weakens the critical efforts of anti-racism.
Decent white people (the ones we’ll worry about for now) make varying efforts to end racism and never wanted to benefit from their privilege. Some think it is unfair or devalues the word’s meaning to call them “racist.” It’s true that there’s an important difference between that kind of person and a Trump supporter or other Nazis. We won’t end racism, though, if we fail to acknowledge its more “decent” formulations. Otherwise decent people who shy away from this label lose out on its insights and its demands.
Just what are decent white people to do then? Acknowledging one’s own racism isn’t about shame or self-flagellation, responses that unduly elevate white people and their experiences. White people will have to get in line and follow the march for racial equality, because the question isn’t answered, the solution isn’t here yet.
Even the most altruistic white advocate for racial justice or any cause stops advocating somewhere. There’s no easy answer for how much of ourselves to give to our causes, but for white people this is a cause that they give to, while for minorities it is a life that they experience. White people go home, eat, sleep, look after their own well being in ways no one could fault them, yet even so that is a (very reasonable) decision to prioritize their needs, in this case, over the needs of people of color. That’s not wrong. It’s also not a choice anyone else can make. Black skin can’t be shrugged off while more mundane needs are attended. White racism is not over until people no longer have to make a daily decision to put racial justice down and prioritize something else, promising to come back to it later.
In light of the above, a summary of our community standards might be:
Do not debate or undermine the existence or urgency of white racism.
Debate as appropriate what solutions should look like. But no self-pity about how white racism is a challenge for otherwise decent white folk.
1 LongPostBot 2020-01-30
If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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1 wow___justwow 2020-01-30
BOT FIGHT BOT FIGHT BOT FIGHT
2 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-30
Excuse me? I'm a cat, not a bot.
2 wow___justwow 2020-01-30
oh lmao, sorry i saw your post and thought you were snappy cuz of the wall of text + list items at the end, didn't even check the username or bother reading
2 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-30
😋
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1 wow___justwow 2020-01-30
not gonna lie /r/drama appears to be losing as well
1 DontMakeStupidJokes 2020-01-30
1 Mrtheliger 2020-01-30
I'm a big fan of her, she's got bantz
1 WistopherWalken 2020-01-30
3/10 bantz. Not enough people calling her a gold digger or accusations of abject poverty 💤
1 TayloTayloBookito 2020-01-30
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve located Grimes’ and Elon’s reddit accounts.
1 Meowsommar 2020-01-30
Imagine having a boyfriend who not only uses Reddit but also pays money for it. Jeez Louise!