Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Hell Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Ask For Forgiveness When U Done Sinning Like Nigga Repent Haha

1  2020-01-30 by IHeartCommyMommy

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The good thing about this community, is it’s still based on consent, as no one is fattened against their will. In a way it’s admirable seeing these women do this to themselves, as it shows a real dedication to work against the grain of society and become the sizes they do.

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God only forgives the elect 😎

More like the erect dude bussy lmao

This. We are a Calvinist sub.

🤢🤮

LOL found the non-elect noob. Enjoy having been created to specifically burn in hell, loser.

Ok prot

Don't be sad. Knowing they'll burn in hell with their delusional cult leader Luther is reward enough

I have gained a newfound respect of American Protestant KINGS after seeing how much they make twitter tradcaths SEETHE

The only Prots who bother me are evangicels because they have forgotten who it was that killed the Messiah

Also electric guitars don't belong in Churches. Rock and roll is the devil's music

Imagine being a poor who can't just buy an indulgence

Based and catholic-pilled

Repenting is free og you're a protestant

Imagine not realizing only Mormons get into Heaven

Imagine not realizing that Mormons get their own planet

and even under mormon rules sinners and pagans get to go to “telestial heaven” and be afterlife janitors and clerical employees for angels

But do they do it for free?

i mean you get to go to heaven i guess that at least counts as room and board

I'd rather kill myself

Christshitters need to go back

the trick is you really gotta repent to get there.

So basically if you want to get into heaven you can't just apologize for being a rightoid sperg agenda poster, you actually have to mean it?

You also have to perform a penance. Anyone can be sorry. The next step is to perform an act that shows how sorry you actually are. Your local priest can find a suitable self-punishment.

so what is the typical "self-punishment"? some 10-inch dildo with a gag on while the priest screams that I am a naughty sinner?

that's some boring christcuck bullshit

I will take the hell thanks

Pussy

This is why Catholicism is superior to all other forms of """"christianity""""

You can do whatever you want and still get into heaven if you talk to a guy every once in while.

That explains the kiddie fucking

Orthodox say ur a fag lol

It appears your little saviors Optimus Prime and that miserable broken radio Bumblebee have abandoned you. You are all mine to torment now.
The only chance you little flesh creatures have of surviving my onslaught is to pledge your undying allegiance to the Decepticons.

☪️ Allah will smite you for this blasphemy ☪️

As your spiritual friend, I can only advise you to be done with sinning at once and for all time.

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