Because computercels are manchildren enough already that are grossly over paid to tweet and watch YouTube tutorials on how to paint warhammers all day in their funky pop filled cubes. Giving them special superhero secret agenty titles is just overbabbying them and their Chinese venture capital controllers already
I think this is the part where they direct you to the various socialist rifle associations and that part of Das Kapital where Marx says the poor should be armed.
Noooooooo Marx never would have wanted muh a-salt rifles, he would have been on the squad!
You know, i like my 'state'. I'm high IQ and i know a lot of things, you will never experience in your life because you most likely lack the needed intelligence.
You seem hateful, dissatisfied, and incoherent. It must be awful for you.
You know, i like my 'state'. I'm high IQ and i know a lot of things, you will never experience in your life because you most likely lack the needed intelligence.
Wow. You're probably not autistic just socially awkward. IQ tests are bullshit you weirdo.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to experience life. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical marxism most of the experiences will go over a typical person's head.
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3 trapochaphouse 2020-01-31
The term cyber security bothers me the same way the word moist bothers some people. Why can't they just call it infosec like a not retarded person?
2 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-31
Mmm this cake is so infosec
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-31
Chapos are all penetration testers
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-01-31
none of them ever held a job so they have no idea how it’s actually called in the real world
1 DangerNut 2020-01-31
I think everyone else knows it as "IT help desk"....
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-01-31
Because computercels are manchildren enough already that are grossly over paid to tweet and watch YouTube tutorials on how to paint warhammers all day in their funky pop filled cubes. Giving them special superhero secret agenty titles is just overbabbying them and their Chinese venture capital controllers already
3 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-31
that sub is for entry level nerdcels who just wrote their first hello world, no wonder it's full of chapos
2 CryTheSly 2020-01-31
omg pointers are impossible to learn!!
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-31
what is pointer :S
2 LightUmbra 2020-01-31
TBH chapos just invade whatever sub their discord pointed to.
2 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-31
Noooooooo Marx never would have wanted muh a-salt rifles, he would have been on the squad!
2 servant_of_the_one 2020-01-31
Computer Science and Trannies go hand in hand. It's the autism.
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
Username checks out. Synonym for 'i don't think'.
1 servant_of_the_one 2020-01-31
Says the retard larping as a revolutionary.
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
Yes, i'm an aspie. And?
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-31
Aspies are as bad as Nazis as far as the lack of empathy goes, cmv.
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
Wow, never heard that one before. Only, you are only showing how little you know. Get rid of the stereotypes and look for a brain. :)
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-31
All brain and no empathy is how you get aspies and nazis. Btw I just noticed that you have a Nazi username, you're a naspie (aszie)!
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
What if i told you, being nazi is not a function of nationality but mindset?
I hope you understand at least that one. Not that i think you ever will...
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-31
Good one LMAO. I see right through your nazi tricks!
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
Seriously, you still don't get it?
Fucking google it silly.
1 lulmaster57 2020-01-31
I googled it, google says you're a nazi
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-01-31
Poor guyz doesn't even realize he isn't as smart as he thinks he is, and everyone is laughing at him 😮
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
When bigots laugh at me, it's really a compliment to me. :)
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-01-31
Just keep telling yourself that champ
1 Redactor0 2020-01-31
Sorry Fritz, but it's part of your boche DNA.
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
No true Scotsman, eh? :)
1 SpacemanSkiff 2020-01-31
As a German I can confirm that you and I and all the rest of us are Nazis, sorry sweaty
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c
1 SpacemanSkiff 2020-01-31
God I hope so
1 servant_of_the_one 2020-01-31
Of course the actual autist is a commie. The absolute state. 😂😂😂
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
You know, i like my 'state'. I'm high IQ and i know a lot of things, you will never experience in your life because you most likely lack the needed intelligence.
You seem hateful, dissatisfied, and incoherent. It must be awful for you.
Get better mate. :)
1 servant_of_the_one 2020-01-31
Wow. You're probably not autistic just socially awkward. IQ tests are bullshit you weirdo.
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
Actually, i don't like IQ tests either. I agree they are bullshit. It doesn't change the fact that you seem pretty stupid though.
1 servant_of_the_one 2020-01-31
If you agree they are bullshit why the fuck did you mention it? Seems like you were trying to seem smarter than you actually are.
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
Because low minded people are usually impressed by people with high IQ. ;)
1 servant_of_the_one 2020-01-31
Explains why you were impressed by it.
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
Where did i say i was impressed?
Are we already in the phase where you have to make shit up? I see that often when people don't have actual arguments.
1 servant_of_the_one 2020-01-31
Well you used it to impress me. Seems like it actually has some importance to you then. Unless you were using it in a duplicitious way?
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
Dude, this is tiring. I'm outa here. Have a nice day.
1 Oreu 2020-01-31
Damn youre like some kind of autist slayer. Well done.
1 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-01-31
New snappy quote
1 bussylmao 2020-01-31
The only good commie is a dead one
1 jewdanksdad 2020-01-31
😂😂😂👌
1 gurthanix 2020-01-31
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to experience life. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical marxism most of the experiences will go over a typical person's head.
1 b_lumenkraft 2020-01-31
... which is a massive problem. All those idiots, who can't even make sense of politics, are allowed to vote.
1 ashleychudd 2020-01-31
Aspies are worse tbh. Nazis cared about their people. Aspies only care about themselves and their cartoons.
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1 jefff_winston 2020-01-31
impressive recruitment not gonna lie
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