Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
Centrists: "Calling people fascist? The far-left is worse than the far-right."
the only thing worse than a fascist, is the person who calls them fascists,,,,,?
Complaining about the SS troops tearing communities apart and murdering entire families for things such as race, religion, or political leaning makes you just as bad as them.
??????????????? CENTRISTS/MODERATES == NAZI SS CONFIRMED
I wanna elaborate on this for any centrists, right wingers, or liberals that might see this thread, because I've been mocked a buuunch for suggesting that liberals are actually right wing.
There's no significant left wing movement in America, as American politics is a liberal vs conservative battle. It's obvious how conservatives stem incredibly far from leftist values, but liberals also stem pretty far away from leftist values. Liberals are, obviously, socially liberal, but still incredibly economically capitalist. Social liberalism, and mayyyybee some mild support for some social programs doesn't make one left wing.
Let's see where liberals stand in contrast to leftist values. None of the democratic candidates running for president has called for a seizure of the means of production, which is one of the key components of leftist politics. The best we get is Bernie, who advocates public ownership to some degrees à la healthcare (Which I should add, is one of two candidates who has advocated for it, and the only one that's willing to actually act upon it), but usually sticks to stronger labor rights (stronger unions, higher minimum wage), but isn't openly calling for an overall seizure of the means of production. And to be fair to Bernie, I think he's further left than I've seen some leftists give him credit for, and has toned down some of his views to be more well received as a mainstream politician in the capitalist U.S.
But, look at other leftist values, such as gun control. Leftists (not liberals) are incredibly pro-gun. Read Marx's stance on gun seizure, it may surprise a lot of you. Every presidential candidate in the Dem primaries are calling for some sort of stronger gun control. In all fairness, the left in my experience has some varied stances about gun control, varying from common sense gun control, to agreement with what is considered the 'conservative' stance on gun control.
Hell, look at the left's stance on climate change and compare it to liberals. Leftists see climate change as manufactured by capitalism, and the only way to solve it is forceful reduction of carbon emissions. How do the democrats, the liberals, America's 'left-wing' political party feel? Well, a lot of democrats openly take money from fossil fuels companies, which directly stops fossil fuel executives from being held accountable. With some exceptions, there's not a whole lot of American politicians that have a working plan to fight climate change aside from consumer blaming bullshit like "switch to paper straws and use less plastic cups" and whatnot.
And there's more to leftist values than, gun control, owning the means of production, and climate change, but I'm already tired of typing out this comment and it's already long enough as is.
TL;DR compare America's 'left wing' party to the popular leftist values, and you'll find out that they don't have a lot in common. American liberals vary from center right to mayyyybeee the center.
"sorry, gotta cut this novel short, but tldr 2+2=5 fyi"
Hell, look at the left's stance on climate change and compare it to liberals. Leftists see climate change as manufactured by capitalism, and the only way to solve it is forceful reduction of carbon emissions. How do the democrats, the liberals, America's 'left-wing' political party feel? Well, a lot of democrats openly take money from fossil fuels companies, which directly stops fossil fuel executives from being held accountable.
Because Democrats can't just force through their bills and laws like a dictatorship (because of our democratic republic), then they must not truly be leftists?!
Jesus Christ tone it down guy. Democrats and leftists are on the same team and yet Democrats aren't "extreme enough" lmao
More importantly, socialist governments have never ever polluted. You can tell from the air quality in Beijing and the cancer rater in Siberian mining towns.
This guy's extent of knowledge on the USSR is about how cool the T-34 is, how they gave everyone housing, killed the rich, and fought nazis. You can guarantee he hasn't heard of the Aral Sea.
This is unenlightened child thinking, we should return to primitivism but with the technology of the current day. Hunter gatherers with anti-biotics and rifles.
Social democracy. You know, an ideology that has actual representation in the utopian socialist governments of Scandinavia.
Marxists and anarchists claiming to the entirety of the left is fine, but it's like claiming ownership over a big empty house that has that has no relevance to the real world.
I like the argument that if Sanders were running in another country, he would a centralist....and not a crackpot who can't get elected for failing to ever get along with another politician.
These retards think a protectionist that wants to nationalize healthcare and the energy sector would actually be a centrist in Europe. The political illiteracy is mind boggling.
American lefties pretend that Europe is a socialist paradise where everything is exactly how they want it to be so that they can point to it and say we desperately need to be like them when it comes to things like immigration, gun laws, or healthcare
The only thing more pathetic than a Euro is someone who wishes they were a Euro.
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 ponyblaze 2020-01-31
??????????????? CENTRISTS/MODERATES == NAZI SS CONFIRMED
But, look at other leftist values, such as gun control. Leftists (not liberals) are incredibly pro-gun. Read Marx's stance on gun seizure, it may surprise a lot of you. Every presidential candidate in the Dem primaries are calling for some sort of stronger gun control. In all fairness, the left in my experience has some varied stances about gun control, varying from common sense gun control, to agreement with what is considered the 'conservative' stance on gun control.
"sorry, gotta cut this novel short, but tldr 2+2=5 fyi"
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1 ponyblaze 2020-01-31
literally
1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2020-01-31
Because Democrats can't just force through their bills and laws like a dictatorship (because of our democratic republic), then they must not truly be leftists?!
Jesus Christ tone it down guy. Democrats and leftists are on the same team and yet Democrats aren't "extreme enough" lmao
1 preserved_fish 2020-01-31
More importantly, socialist governments have never ever polluted. You can tell from the air quality in Beijing and the cancer rater in Siberian mining towns.
1 200iqBigBrain 2020-01-31
This guy's extent of knowledge on the USSR is about how cool the T-34 is, how they gave everyone housing, killed the rich, and fought nazis. You can guarantee he hasn't heard of the Aral Sea.
1 jewdanksdad 2020-01-31
Is there a brainwashing camp that is creating these kinds of tards?
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-31
This is what happens when you replace political philosophy and irl seminar discussions with YouTube videos and r/chapotraphouse
1 Infidel6 2020-01-31
"""""BREADTUBE"""""
1 tHeSiD 2020-01-31
Yes twatter and plebbit
1 fuckedupridiculant 2020-01-31
What would you consider leftism to be if not anti-capitalism?
1 ashleychudd 2020-01-31
Upsetting the natural order. We must return to feudalism.
1 Graytmate 2020-01-31
This is unenlightened child thinking, we should return to primitivism but with the technology of the current day. Hunter gatherers with anti-biotics and rifles.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-31
That's not far enough. I think we should all be organized into city-states.
1 ashleychudd 2020-01-31
City states defended by citizen militias is also acceptable.
1 istural 2020-01-31
Genoa will rise again.
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-31
Transhumanist hunter-gather tribes in an anprim world when
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-01-31
Imagine being so cucked that you crave monarchy.
1 _MemeKing_ 2020-01-31
Constitutional monarchy is lit
1 preserved_fish 2020-01-31
Social democracy. You know, an ideology that has actual representation in the utopian socialist governments of Scandinavia.
Marxists and anarchists claiming to the entirety of the left is fine, but it's like claiming ownership over a big empty house that has that has no relevance to the real world.
1 jewdanksdad 2020-01-31
To be honest, I dont even care. Left, right, they are both retards
1 cochnbahls 2020-01-31
This is so far from the historical version of left and right, it's hilarious
1 200iqBigBrain 2020-01-31
dude (((original leftists))) lmao
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1 Chapose 2020-01-31
God these people are so damn dumb its astonishing
1 weeaboo_olympics 2020-01-31
Every time I see that sub mentioned or crossposted it gets progressively more retarded.
1 Aletherios 2020-01-31
How can one be so far removed from reality.
The internet was not worth it
1 DangerNut 2020-01-31
I like the argument that if Sanders were running in another country, he would a centralist....and not a crackpot who can't get elected for failing to ever get along with another politician.
1 FoidBlaster 2020-01-31
These retards think a protectionist that wants to nationalize healthcare and the energy sector would actually be a centrist in Europe. The political illiteracy is mind boggling.
1 200iqBigBrain 2020-01-31
American lefties pretend that Europe is a socialist paradise where everything is exactly how they want it to be so that they can point to it and say we desperately need to be like them when it comes to things like immigration, gun laws, or healthcare
The only thing more pathetic than a Euro is someone who wishes they were a Euro.
1 Fletch71011 2020-01-31
Probably because you're retarded.
1 saint2e 2020-01-31
Almost achieved self-awareness.
1 HisPopeness 2020-01-31
Yes.
1 RBLXTalk 2020-01-31
Yes.
1 CornReaper 2020-01-31
The reasons my parents think I’m a failure is the Overton window
1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2020-01-31
Portland, Oregon
1 CCAlkie 2020-01-31
It's insane how they talk about modern liberals being center left as if that's a bad thing. Like "you're not a pureblood, therefore you're evil!"?
Just call yourself a socialist/anticapitalist and move on.
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1 D4rkd3str0yer 2020-01-31
“the facist cries out as xe strikes you” - /r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
1 200iqBigBrain 2020-01-31
"I will let a young trans person pick my secretary of education"
—A classical conservative candidate
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-01-31
And that's a good thing
1 dramasexual 2020-01-31
I always love the "in europe bernie would be a centrist!" shit.
Nigga we aren't in europe. Who gives a fuck?
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-31
In fact we left europe because it sucks so bad and made a far superior country here