Can you get Coronavirus watching Asian porn?
1 2020-02-01 by aduketsavar
For the last two days I'm coming down with flu, it's pretty heavy and I was wondering whether it's Coronavirus. I mean I try to be careful and only watch videos uploaded 2 months ago or older and with Japanese cast but you never know. Is there an health expert on this sub that can enlighten me whether I could I get bat soup flu from Asian porn?
13 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-01
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1 aduketsavar 2020-02-01
It's not racism to discriminate against Ching chongs if it's for health related reasons
1 Oscar_Pistorius 2020-02-01
If you formed an unhealthy emotional bond with one of your waifus, it’s possible that you contracted psychosomatic crayolavirus just by mental association. You should kill yourself so that you don’t infect others.
1 aduketsavar 2020-02-01
Wait a minute I thought saying kys was a capital offense
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-02-01
pretty sure he meant "krill yourself" as it draws out the crabolavirus
1 LightUmbra 2020-02-01
Only if you report it.
1 PsychologicalYam5 2020-02-01
so it was the fucking mds who sent me to the clink for 3 days?
1 PsychologicalYam5 2020-02-01
the jannies got me for 3 days and i just wanted to make sure an mdetard looked after their personal health
1 Fart__Boy__Slim 2020-02-01
No reason not to try
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-01
dont worry u can cure urself by watching enough sexy doctor videos 😏
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2020-02-01
If you get it now you can beat the rush and get some proper healthcare before hospitals get overwhelmed by the big rush.
1 apx1985 2020-02-01
Not if it's pixelated
1 LightUmbra 2020-02-01
Nah. It's Japanese so you're good for now.