Grown man hacks into Nintendo servers and steals Switch code, receives a slap in the wrist from the FBI; he proceeds to do it again, brags about it using his real name, is arrested, and pleads guilty to computer fraud and possession of child pornography

1  2020-02-01 by dongas420

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Wow, you just proved what an absolute retard you are.

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this guy is only 21 and guilty of computer fraud and jerking off to kids meanwhile I'm 22 and only guilty of half that much.

Imagine being an underachiever. Lmao.

I wonder which

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🚨 link contains anime 🚨

I should have listened

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What kind of underachieving lolibertarian hasn't committed any cyber crimes?

i wonder if he knows about the kana flair

They aren’t kids, they are 1000 year old vampires.

Anyone who owns a Nintendo switch belongs on a child predator watch list

:(

Unbelievably based.

I just like playing Mario Kart with my friends :(

That's how it always starts. Then it involves the neighbor's kids who want to play

The slippery slope isn’t a fallacy

It never was.

Next thing you know your dog runs away and you have a bunch of candy

True. I raped my brother when he got a switch for his 14th birthday just so he knows how it will feel for the children he does it to when he is older.

Well, yeah, he owned a Nintendo Switch. And probably had a beard and did that weird Scream / Smile thing.

Are there any Chads who own Switches?

I borrowed one from a coworker once to play smash but gave it back because the gamecube version is better.

If that answers your question.

Based and meleepilled

Me, except actually i dont own one i just played botw and mario odyssey on my friend's. But i would get one if i hadn't already played the two good games for it lol

Switch is probably the best game system ever made. It’s social, portable but can be used on tv and decent enough games that aren’t dependent on interaction with gamers and also the fact that games hate it for being casual makes it good.

Being a soyboi over it tho is retarded.

I agree the Switch looks pretty good lol. Gonna get one eventually. Just hope I can Homebrew it and pirate everything because fuck spending money on games.

that weird Scream / Smile thing.

Out of the loop here,and cannot for the life of me picture what a weird smile/scream thing might be.

Soy smile

OK I didn't know this was a thing.

HERNANDEZ boasted about his hacking exploits on several online and social media platforms, such as Twitter and Discord

Just a tip for all the would-be hAx0rs out there: If you need to announce what you're doing on Twitter, you're probably better off finding another hobby.

Real bad boys move in silence

Unironically yeah lmao. Just fucking proxy and VPN and TOR your shit up then dump the shit you stole anonymously like a Chad. I want to know what he stole from Nintendo but noooo he had to go and be an idiot and get caught twice holy shit. Imagine being caught by the fucking FBI and then doing the exact same shit again without even trying to hide it. Bruh if the FBI is contacting you you've already lost, do what they say instead of downloading child porn and bragging about the illegal shit you're doing lmao.

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using a VPN with TOR

how retarded can you get

Discord is absolutely the worst social media platform out there

All the ecoystem of IRC, but with more gamers, shit UI (still no idea if it's possible to reply directly to someone's message), and all the privacy/janny-overreach of hosted servers

Genuinely don't see what anyone likes about it tbh

Sorry Kaara if you see this

Sorry Kaara if you see this

You can't hide anything from birds circling overhead with extremely good vision. 😔

Having things in one place and being able to stream shit to friends in real time instead of having a delay is why I use it

The only reason people like it is because it’s free. Poorcels ruin everything

The only reason people like it is because it’s free. Poorcels ruin everything

The only reason people like it is because it’s free. Poorcels ruin everything

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99.9% chance there are preferred pronouns on his twitter profile.

I'd bet any amount of money that the porn came from Nintendo.