you a gamer dude? me and my girlfriend, we’re a gamer couple, alright? zombies? i don’t think so. 2 rounds with the pulse rifle? take em out. i prefer the shotgun tho. shotgun’ll- shotgun’ll make it’s- it’s bad news for any zombie. i’ll take on the entire zombie apocalypse, just gimme a shotgun. you ready for the zombie apocalypse? … you just get back from vidcon? i-i’m goin to comiccon. did you go to the convention? i’m going to comiccon. and i’m gonna meet all my favourite ironman and… all my favourite characters are gonna be there and my favourite comicbook artists. yeah i’m really-i’m really souped for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diablo iii. when it comes out in 2014. am i right? epic fail blizzard, epic fail… uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just went to a steampunk convention. flew there in uh a steam powered gyro copter with my musket and my corncob pipe and my monocle. and an ascot and a newsie cap aaand doc martens and suspenders. and my characters name is humperdink. that’s my character. humperdink. and i’m 32 years old, so i guess he’s level 32. aaand i have a kid with my wife. and my wife i could’ve gotten, if you were gonna use a rating scale to rate women, which is disgusting, and if you do that you’re a disgusting person. but my wife is a six point… eh no my wife’s a five. i could’ve gotten a 6.5 uhhh but i’m a disgusting pig. i’m a slob. i smell. i have bad hygeine. she has the worst hygeine, which is why i’m comfortable with her because that’s how i- because that’s the way.. i’ll make that i’ll take that choice. i will make that compromise. that’s my uuuh yknow. thats what i’ll do. i’ll forego a 6.5 in favour of a sloppy, 5. because i’m comfortable with the way i smell around her. because i smell really bad. and we have a kid. we have a little baby.. that we shouldn’t of had but we did cus i don’t know cus i do wanna.. i do wanna yknow. procreate. i wanna yknow. see my- my offspring in the world. cus that’s important to when uhhh you know… aaaaand i gave him some little f****t name. like arcadian. i named my kid arcadian, so that my kid has to suffer my steampunk… desires. but the good news is he’ll proberly-probably grow up to be a loser and he’ll like his name. he’ll like the name arcadian because he’ll be so stupid, cus he come from my genetic stock so he’ll yknow he’ll be wearing rose tinted vampire glasses. at some point. and corduroys. yknow. so it all works out
i got banned from the original MDE sub by hyde himself for saying that it was just okay and didn't stick out from all of the other absurdist trash on AS
i liked MDE back when it was shitty guerrilla comedy and was actually pretty interested in the show, having not seen any new material prior to that. it turned out to be mediocre, he turned out to be a giant thin-skinned pussy, and he has one of the most obnoxious fandoms online, which is saying a lot
Me neither. Frankly, I always thought the guy only got as notorious as he did because he capitalized on culture war bullshit with his zoomer right views. Though, to be fair, once I looked at the comment sections in old compilation videos on him, I saw a huge forgotten portion of his YouTube fanbase that was mostly apolitical and liked the guy for his sense of humor, so maybe he's just not for my taste.
As far as I know he never actually did that, despite a few news outlets saying he did. Hence why people keep memeing about how he "can't keep getting away with it".
The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
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41 FreedomToDrill 2020-02-02
Yeah we usually watch a couple skits at our militia meetups
14 Curbside_dental 2020-02-02
Hell yeah brother.
16 Burnnoticelover 2020-02-02
Cheers from Tajikistan.
4 zergling_Lester 2020-02-02
Tajiks lay a mean tile, I give you that.
2 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-02
o7
23 SexAppropriation 2020-02-02
Out out out
15 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-02
you a gamer dude? me and my girlfriend, we’re a gamer couple, alright? zombies? i don’t think so. 2 rounds with the pulse rifle? take em out. i prefer the shotgun tho. shotgun’ll- shotgun’ll make it’s- it’s bad news for any zombie. i’ll take on the entire zombie apocalypse, just gimme a shotgun. you ready for the zombie apocalypse? … you just get back from vidcon? i-i’m goin to comiccon. did you go to the convention? i’m going to comiccon. and i’m gonna meet all my favourite ironman and… all my favourite characters are gonna be there and my favourite comicbook artists. yeah i’m really-i’m really souped for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diablo iii. when it comes out in 2014. am i right? epic fail blizzard, epic fail… uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just went to a steampunk convention. flew there in uh a steam powered gyro copter with my musket and my corncob pipe and my monocle. and an ascot and a newsie cap aaand doc martens and suspenders. and my characters name is humperdink. that’s my character. humperdink. and i’m 32 years old, so i guess he’s level 32. aaand i have a kid with my wife. and my wife i could’ve gotten, if you were gonna use a rating scale to rate women, which is disgusting, and if you do that you’re a disgusting person. but my wife is a six point… eh no my wife’s a five. i could’ve gotten a 6.5 uhhh but i’m a disgusting pig. i’m a slob. i smell. i have bad hygeine. she has the worst hygeine, which is why i’m comfortable with her because that’s how i- because that’s the way.. i’ll make that i’ll take that choice. i will make that compromise. that’s my uuuh yknow. thats what i’ll do. i’ll forego a 6.5 in favour of a sloppy, 5. because i’m comfortable with the way i smell around her. because i smell really bad. and we have a kid. we have a little baby.. that we shouldn’t of had but we did cus i don’t know cus i do wanna.. i do wanna yknow. procreate. i wanna yknow. see my- my offspring in the world. cus that’s important to when uhhh you know… aaaaand i gave him some little f****t name. like arcadian. i named my kid arcadian, so that my kid has to suffer my steampunk… desires. but the good news is he’ll proberly-probably grow up to be a loser and he’ll like his name. he’ll like the name arcadian because he’ll be so stupid, cus he come from my genetic stock so he’ll yknow he’ll be wearing rose tinted vampire glasses. at some point. and corduroys. yknow. so it all works out
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7 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-02
zombies? i don’t think so. 2 rounds with the pulse rifle? take em out. i prefer the shotgun tho.
13 pretty_anxious 2020-02-02
It was one of those shows that came on @ 2 am while i was scraping my pipe for resin hits.
Who knew the young, athletic man i would watch those late summer nights would later go on to perpetuate the 2019 Christchurch massacre
12 Woolgun 2020-02-02
This is one of those honeypot threads isn't it?
9 PlebbitBronzeUser 2020-02-02
Is that the one with the guy who keeps getting away with stuff?
8 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-02
Wasn't it created by the mass shooter and creator of the corona virus sam hyde. Will he ever be stopped
7 911roofer 2020-02-02
No. That's why it was cancelled.
2 Rentokill_boy 2020-02-02
It's been cancelled?? oh man I was just getting into it
6 mayoslide 2020-02-02
this is a fed post. dont fall for mod bait.
6 snallygaster 2020-02-02
i got banned from the original MDE sub by hyde himself for saying that it was just okay and didn't stick out from all of the other absurdist trash on AS
1 TheBleedingofMe 2020-02-02
Wow Snally I didn't know you were an MDEfugee.
1 snallygaster 2020-02-02
i liked MDE back when it was shitty guerrilla comedy and was actually pretty interested in the show, having not seen any new material prior to that. it turned out to be mediocre, he turned out to be a giant thin-skinned pussy, and he has one of the most obnoxious fandoms online, which is saying a lot
5 Lysis10 2020-02-02
I didn't even know what it was until reddit.
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4 TheColdTurtle 2020-02-02
I havent watched it, but I heard it was ok.
6 TheLordHighExecu 2020-02-02
It's on Adult Swim's website for free. I would describe it as a darker Tim and Eric. I don't really get the hubbub.
3 32624647 2020-02-02
Me neither. Frankly, I always thought the guy only got as notorious as he did because he capitalized on culture war bullshit with his zoomer right views. Though, to be fair, once I looked at the comment sections in old compilation videos on him, I saw a huge forgotten portion of his YouTube fanbase that was mostly apolitical and liked the guy for his sense of humor, so maybe he's just not for my taste.
5 Rentokill_boy 2020-02-02
didn't he get notorious for carrying out that mass shooting a few years later
1 32624647 2020-02-02
As far as I know he never actually did that, despite a few news outlets saying he did. Hence why people keep memeing about how he "can't keep getting away with it".
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4 Ultrashitposter 2020-02-02
I never liked the subreddit, but they had a couple of skits that i can relate to a lot.
This one because i had a boss like him.
And this one because i enjoy it when women get beaten up.
3 SnapshillBot 2020-02-02
The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
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2 Mrtheliger 2020-02-02
I don't get it
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1 tevlev_a 2020-02-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx4O5hsoOgM&t=3s
1 GaysianSupremacist 2020-02-02
MDEgenerates 🤢🤮
1 Al_Simmons 2020-02-02
Wasn't really racist at all. It was a rip off of tim and eric style and lacked being funny.
1 MrGoodieMob 2020-02-02
0 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-02
Its total shit