🚨🚨 JEB IS HORNY 🚨🚨

He loves the Latin queens

He married his maid.

Who hasn’t

Arnie's son through the maid is absolutely-unit chad. Like father like illegit son

She was so rough. I still think he only did it cause of some bizarro eugenics fantasy in which he needed to breed with some hardy working stock. (since his genes were previously diluted with effete waifishness from skeletor aka maria shriver)

Sound theory

Neither one of his legit sons lift, one is lanklet the other is fattie.

Exactly if his sons had to they would look as good as the spic by going to the gym

She maid him guac and he sour cream’d his pants

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The dream

Oooh yeah gets my Bush dick so hard

$11

Isn't his wife a beaner? Makes sense.

Aren’t you a wetback as well?

Miscegenated wetback. Whiter than most Amerimutts.

Uh-huh, sure sweetie.

Blue eyes, brown hair, and six feet tall. The anglos seethe before the sight of the Visigothic Übermench.

Wow bro are you skinny? You could be my schizo alt or something.

Yes I'm a lanklet. 😑😞

6', 142lbs tbh. :(

Bro, like, eat a burger or something. That bodyweight is very un-American.

Im trying to fight global warming.

It's over for weightlets

6'2 200 pound master race or BTFO.

Fuck, skellymode blows

Jesus go lift some weights you disgusting skeletor.

I do, man. It's just this tapeworm. He's been here so long he's practically family.

Tapeworms are just the skinny version of fattys blaming their thyroid for being fat

I have an eating disorder. All I like is meat, potatoes and Mountain Dew :(

How the fuck are you such a Lanklet eating meat and potatoes

Oh I forgot to mention going into the bathroom after eating and putting 3 fingers down my throat and puking into the toilet. Thanks for going on this journey of a comment section with me, buddy.

By allah, you deserve to be stricken with a shoe until you gain weight

Damn dude I only have a few inches on you but I'm 50lbs heavier and I still consider myself sunny.

Nigga eat a burger (or burrito is that is more your thing).

I eat 1200 calories a day, I have no clue what's going on. I should be a lard.

That is probably your problem you're eating less then half of the recommended 2500 calories a day.

You should be ashamed, even foids eat 800 more calories a day than you.

That was a joke. Goddamn buddy, you gotta do better than that.

I only fell for it because there is an actual subreddit about people eating that exact amount of calories.

/r/1200isplenty

Oh wow, my bad man. Let's smooth all this over with a Diet Pepper and a handjob.

You think six feet is tall in 2020? If the average foid can't suck your dick standing up just don't even bother, incel.

sight of the Visigothic Übermench.

Laughs in Nordic-Hibernian superiority

c*ltec

superior to anyone

🤔

God invented whiskey to keep us from ruling the world buddy

Works for Native Americans too.

God seems to be big on multi-purpose solutions.

Imagine starving cause you cant grow potatoes on an island surrounded by fish 😂

Fuck off you bogtrotting potato gamer word.

https://imgur.com/Ria05pu.jpg

Blue eyes, brown hair, and six feet tall.

And despite all that youre still a virgin

Pure Spanish conquistador genes > shit amerimutt genes

The guatagoblins are chads?

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That’s based as fuck

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Jeb “If she’s a beaner, I’m going to cream her” Bush

Jeb "beaner? I'm a keener" Please Clap Bush

Please clap them cheeks

Jeb "if she a wetback, I wanna see them cheeks clap" Bush

Jeb "If your name's Consuela, I'm gonna nail ya" Bush

guacamole jeb and that latin fever

As I watched, I considered that this halftime show really isn't appropriate for children. Then I went back to imagining J-Lo and Shakira taking turns pegging me.

Nothing more Miami than Hispanic chicks stripping

City of cocaine and strip clubs and insane parties

shocked when their show incorporates two coked up strippers showcasing an fun ass party

Disgusting comment

what are you, gay?

What are you, straight?

imagine not being both

This but unironically.

in case anyone isnt a football nerd

oh my god I'm not watching fifteen minutes of anything even slightly related to football

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Migatards want to deport this... I understand now why white womyn voted for Trump , how can they even compete? 😳😳

Based Jeb. 🥑🍆

That's why they fuck dogs. All the good ones got soaked up by Latin King's and Queen's

God, I wonder how fucking embarrassing it is to have to get on stage in front of millions of people in a fetish outfit and dance like a stripper when you're well into your 40s and have millions in the bank.

And these aren't even recent songs. They're 20 year old hits with some no-name asshole rapping next to you every now and then. Don't these people have "fuck you" money? Why do they do it?

They feed on attention, that's why. Only people who have the same relationship with attention that chinamen have with meth go through all the bother to become celebrities.

I had the same thought though... it was just trashy. Maybe I don't get miami's style? Their skin has this weird palor and her face looks creepy plastic surgery symmetrical.

It’s part of having a “legendary” career. Being rich and famous isn’t enough for a lot of performers. They want to be “Prince” or “Whitney Houston” and a super bowl performance, at least in their mind, helps them cement that legacy.

JLo doesn’t have much to offer in the way of talent though, not compared to michael Jackson or lady Gaga or something, so she’s left with trying to entertain people and be memorable with her fetish outfit.

There are just different classes of celebrity. Try as she might JLo is a forgettable performer and this half time show was nothing special. She’s probably feeling closer to being a legend now though so good for her.

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For the Super Bowl halftime, they also do it for free.

Is this an opening for stripper Olympics?

What in the god damn

I particularly liked Shakiras performance. She just exudes a natural, flowing and fun energy.

Please coom

does he even speak mexican?

This niggas wife is a Hispanic maid named Columba. She didn’t even speak English when they met.

So? She’s a fuckin maid how much Spanish do you need to know?

Limpia mi mierdamancha, espaldamojada

yeah wow cool hey pussy suck my dick

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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That's my favorite twitter thread of the year 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Lol all the boomers are so mad. "Oh no my Christian sensibilities!'

Why are the twittertards angry at him

He’s right