In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.
The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-03
In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.
The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.
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1 newcomer_ts 2020-02-03
The tweet I'm referring to.
Also, this Twitter user blu3hexag0n is exactly what you'd expect - a fucking beta anime loving soi boi.
I kid you not, cancel culture is essentially basement dwelling over-socialized invasion imposing itself onto the rest of the society.
1 clubby789 2020-02-03
God no ones allowed to have any fun at all anymore
1 Spysix 2020-02-03
Of course.
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-02-03
I would rather die of the flu than ever be racist. Anyone who wouldnt is evil and should get the flu. Let chinese people spit in your mouth bigot
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-03
😏😏
Oh, you said Chinese. Never mind.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-03
Racism worse then a global pandemic confirmed
1 FearOfBees 2020-02-03
He's got a point those masks keep the virus in.
1 ThinkingOnce 2020-02-03
Leaf says sorry. More news at 11.
1 200iqBigBrain 2020-02-03
cancel culture is an alt-right conspiracy theory