The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
When I was little there was this mentally retarded guy in our neighborhood, his name was Ali. He had this one sentence he repeated over and over:
"What does Ali Baba eat? He eats honey"
While "honey" was the default he could change it to anything according to what people say to him, basically repeated other people.
Of course as children we weren't good natured so we exploited it for fun. We made him go to the women and say "What does Ali Baba eat? He eats pussy" "What does Ali Baba eat? He eats dick" "He eats shit" etc. Sometimes he took out his dick and waved it in front of everyone.
Those were fun times, so yeah, mentally handicapped are hilarious.
Dude with Down’s goes to one of the gyms I use, pretty sure he competes in events, usually his dad brings him. Recently I was setting up to deadlift, and he was rowing, rest of barbells occupied. He eagerly wanted to show me where the rest of them were and get me one, so I figured I’d humor him but grab it myself to not inconvenience him. Follow him over and this skelly lanklet dude was using the cable machines and stretching all the way back to block the equipment.
Downs bro is confused, and in the typical voice almost yells: “excuse me. You blocking da barbells. Hey. Hey!”
Dude looks at him and figures he’s handicapped and trying to bother him I guess, doesn’t take out earphones and now looks nervously straight ahead as he does his idiotic cable circuit. Downs bro glances at me, stares blinking at the dude for a few seconds, then throws his hands up and walks off shaking his head.
I think deep down he knew I understood. Fucking lanklets.
We used to feed LSD to this little retarded girl in my neighborhood, then we would lock arms around her and go NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE. Actually cured her retardation
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1 aduketsavar 2020-02-04
When I was little there was this mentally retarded guy in our neighborhood, his name was Ali. He had this one sentence he repeated over and over:
"What does Ali Baba eat? He eats honey"
While "honey" was the default he could change it to anything according to what people say to him, basically repeated other people.
Of course as children we weren't good natured so we exploited it for fun. We made him go to the women and say "What does Ali Baba eat? He eats pussy" "What does Ali Baba eat? He eats dick" "He eats shit" etc. Sometimes he took out his dick and waved it in front of everyone.
Those were fun times, so yeah, mentally handicapped are hilarious.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-04
Dude with Down’s goes to one of the gyms I use, pretty sure he competes in events, usually his dad brings him. Recently I was setting up to deadlift, and he was rowing, rest of barbells occupied. He eagerly wanted to show me where the rest of them were and get me one, so I figured I’d humor him but grab it myself to not inconvenience him. Follow him over and this skelly lanklet dude was using the cable machines and stretching all the way back to block the equipment.
Downs bro is confused, and in the typical voice almost yells: “excuse me. You blocking da barbells. Hey. Hey!”
Dude looks at him and figures he’s handicapped and trying to bother him I guess, doesn’t take out earphones and now looks nervously straight ahead as he does his idiotic cable circuit. Downs bro glances at me, stares blinking at the dude for a few seconds, then throws his hands up and walks off shaking his head.
I think deep down he knew I understood. Fucking lanklets.
1 HisPopeness 2020-02-04
We used to feed LSD to this little retarded girl in my neighborhood, then we would lock arms around her and go NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE. Actually cured her retardation