If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
I love how the 1st pic of it holding food is, wait for it.... green PEAS.... then the 2nd is some straigh-out-the-bag premade nasty guac with some added rotten watery tomatoes. Yikes.
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1 AnnArchist 2020-02-04
We did it reddit
2 CasanovaNova 2020-02-04
It's a bad day to be of both short penis, and stature. Why do Republicans love losing?
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-02-04
King, I think you accidentally posted in the wrong dimension/timeline/Yuga.
1 CasanovaNova 2020-02-04
If they have to cheat to win an election, can they keep their wives faithful in a world where I exist?
I make the pussy cry.
2 Frostfright 2020-02-04
I say it every day and it's absolutely true.
Jeb is a GOD
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-04
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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1 -8x- 2020-02-04
He must keep getting away with it.
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-02-04
Jeb! never dies.
1 leroygates 2020-02-04
Please clap.
2 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-04
He was excited to see Shakira and Jlo clap them cheeks.
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-04
You should have clapped, you only have yourself to blame
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-04
jeb memes still make me laugh
1 ponyblaze 2020-02-04
same
1 MidAirMan 2020-02-04
He's just so hip and has his finger on the pulse of the nation. Please he wears hoodies. That's all I need to know lol.
1 AwanBros 2020-02-04
I heard Jeb! has TWO vapes.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-02-04
Imagine not owning and using an authentic Jeb guac bowl.
1 MidAirMan 2020-02-04
So am I using someone else's? How is the craftsmanship? Is it fairly priced? These are the things I need to know!
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-02-04
https://www.amazon.com/Official-Jeb-Bush-Guacamole-Molcajete/product-reviews/B014MG861M
1 MidAirMan 2020-02-04
This has given me much to think about. Thank you for showing me this.
1 AkitaNo1 2020-02-04
Theres no inscription or logo or anything its just a 24 pack for $36 cheap plastic mexican salsa bowl
1 AkitaNo1 2020-02-04
I love how the 1st pic of it holding food is, wait for it.... green PEAS.... then the 2nd is some straigh-out-the-bag premade nasty guac with some added rotten watery tomatoes. Yikes.
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1 NumerousEvent 2020-02-04
This is good for guaca coin.
1 PaperBacoo 2020-02-04
Slow and steady wins the race
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2020-02-04
🐢🏁
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-02-04
Jeb will be President, at this pace! 🏁🐢🧓
1 pepperouchau 2020-02-04
Must have secured the valuable Latino Iowan vote with his super bowl coomer tweet
1 goldfish_memories 2020-02-04
He did that already by marrying his maid
1 tHeSiD 2020-02-04
lmao just googled to see his face and I see these lmao
https://i.imgur.com/FiE754G.png
https://i.imgur.com/pfTx6ne.png
2 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-04
Jeb! is truly the Luigi to Dubya's Marii
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-02-04
Queen 😍😍😍
1 Penis_Retard 2020-02-04
Absolutely stunning results, can't stop clapping
1 RigBuild2016 2020-02-04
Keep your guns out. There are Autobots around.
1 ShiningDraco 2020-02-04
How does /r/drama keep getting these valuable scoops on accurate news before anyone else?
2 Ferocetis 2020-02-04
What news? These are diary entries.
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-04
Allah always shows us the truth.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-04
We have connections in high places. Ever notice you always find out about breaking news from r/drama?
1 clubby789 2020-02-04
I have, and I feel like that’s not a good thing, but I’ve just accepted it at this point
1 FlexualHealing 2020-02-04
Nostradramas
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1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-02-04
ted ain't dead 😎
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-04
Please Guac.
1 Tydings 2020-02-04
Mi name is jeb
1 AlohaWarrior35 2020-02-04
PRAISE THE HOLY JEB! OR PERISH.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2020-02-04
Jeb! the low and slow!
Jeb! the turtle man!
Jeb! the destroyer!
Jeb! the dead leader!
ALL HAIL ¡JEB!
1 theJFKconspiracy 2020-02-04
how is this nsfw
1 pepperouchau 2020-02-04
If you don't coom every time you see Jeb!, you're in the wrong sub
1 theJFKconspiracy 2020-02-04
no I do I just mean what's wrong with cooming at work?
1 modsrworthless 2020-02-04
Jeb is a mess
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