Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
Australia has somehow managed to take the worst parts of conservativism and the worst parts of liberalism and opted to run their country on the combined lunacy.
During the bushfires and coronavirus on our doorstep our leaders don't have time for that shit because they are literally too busy fighting over who gets to "donate" tax dollar funding to which local sports clubs.
Well it just means that instead of drinking a six pack or two with my bottle of vodka, and i will just get 2 bottles of vodka instead. beer is basically like water to me anyway, it's a waste for me to buy it at this point.
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ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 -M-o-X- 2020-02-04
Australia has somehow managed to take the worst parts of conservativism and the worst parts of liberalism and opted to run their country on the combined lunacy.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-02-04
During the bushfires and coronavirus on our doorstep our leaders don't have time for that shit because they are literally too busy fighting over who gets to "donate" tax dollar funding to which local sports clubs.
1 FUCKYOURITALIN 2020-02-04
australia is a literal shit hole and it makes me angry we even consider them a country
1 Al_Simmons 2020-02-04
I take it you are well travelled to have such a well versed opinion?
1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2020-02-04
Imagine living in a country that waged a literal war with emus and lost
2 Al_Simmons 2020-02-04
Imagine living in a country that waged a war against healthy food and won
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1 FUCKYOURITALIN 2020-02-04
not a teenager >:((
australia cel cope
1 pvijay187 2020-02-04
Nigga your entire country is like a big Mississippi
1 Cdace 2020-02-04
Don’t downvote lolcows you fucking idiots
1 Al_Simmons 2020-02-04
Seems a lot of gaijin in drama lately.
1 rocinantebabieca 2020-02-04
What is it with anglos and asians and nanny states?
2 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-02-04
Dunno about Anglos, but Asians have it because Confucius.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2020-02-04
this is going to significantly impact our local aussie NEET population
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2020-02-04
Nah I'm a social drinker and thus don't have many opportunities to drink anymore
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-04
Well it just means that instead of drinking a six pack or two with my bottle of vodka, and i will just get 2 bottles of vodka instead. beer is basically like water to me anyway, it's a waste for me to buy it at this point.
1 york_york_york 2020-02-04
1 Redactor0 2020-02-04
They put salt in the shaoxing wine here so you can't drink it. Believe me, I've tried. 😒
1 diggity_md 2020-02-04
Sure, we're a rich welfare state, and sure we're completely inept at dealing with national crises, but that's just because we need more money.
1 FearOfBees 2020-02-04
Never give up your fucken guns
1 pepperouchau 2020-02-04
>Drink driving
These inbred illiterates never should have been let out of the Britiah prisons
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-02-04
I love aussies
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