Oh man Trump is going to legit shit himself when she gets a Nobel and he doesn't have one. The twitter screed will be bigly epic I promise you.
Also the Nobel Peace Prize has always been shit. It was amazing when Obummer won it then spent 8 years dronestriking sandpeople. Oops guess he wasn't so peaceful after all! 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
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4 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-02-04
>call for some top politicians to be put in front of a firing squad
>get nominated for nobel peace prize
somehow based
3 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-04
Her inevitable turn to pro-genocide ecofascism may surprise smoothbrains but I see it clear as day
3 big_papa_stiffy 2020-02-04
lol the whole way these guys form narratives is so clumsy, its the same people doing the feminist stuff i swear
you push a retarded mongy looking kid/woman to the forefront to spout your ideas
if you say the ideas are bad then its dont harass a kid/woman
if you say why are you using a kid/woman they say why does it make you so angry that theyre expressing themselves, maybe youre scared
and whenever you discuss the underlying issue they say omg why are you so obsessed with the kid/woman
its terribly unconvincing and doesnt allow for any real discussion so whatever initiative there was always fails in the end
2 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-02-04
Bongus australis is mad too.
0 big_papa_stiffy 2020-02-04
lol see
2 Enrico_Motassa 2020-02-04
Oh man Trump is going to legit shit himself when she gets a Nobel and he doesn't have one. The twitter screed will be bigly epic I promise you.
Also the Nobel Peace Prize has always been shit. It was amazing when Obummer won it then spent 8 years dronestriking sandpeople. Oops guess he wasn't so peaceful after all! 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
2 pvijay187 2020-02-04
Here we have a meeting of 3 retards. The nobel piece prize is retarded, Greta is mostly retarded, and her detractors are retarded
0 PappyPutin 2020-02-04
>If you're annoyed by my FAS child's screeching you're more retarded than her
lmao imagine thinking children should be allowed to speak in public without being beaten for interrupting the adults talking
1 pvijay187 2020-02-04
Imagine an entire political ideology getting triggered by a child
3 Burnnoticelover 2020-02-04
Yeah, imagine that.
2 pvijay187 2020-02-04
Any moron who got mad at that Covington kid is just as retarded. Probably more retarded in fact.
What you gonna do now faggot?
1 PappyPutin 2020-02-04
Do some fent probably. How bout you, any evening plans?
1 pvijay187 2020-02-04
I prefer uppers, maybe some coke that's cut to shit with baby formula
1 Burnnoticelover 2020-02-04
Nothing, I agree with you.
1 pvijay187 2020-02-04
Come here baby, hold me
2 CornReaper 2020-02-04
Lol that guy looked so smug, I don’t care how many babies he rescued from a fire I still want him cancelled
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-02-04
Good no more whites
2 CucksLoveTrump 2020-02-04
She should be back across the ocean right now, in school. And those are her words, not mine.
The girl hasn't even killed any of her countrymen yet. How can she be nominated for this prize?
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-04
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 cumsocket 2020-02-04
climate activists should unironically be sent to gulags
1 HyperIceCube 2020-02-04
they literally do nothing and get praised, while scientists creating more eco-friendly technology get nothing
1 Kat_B0T 2020-02-04
Is r/news becoming centrist 🤔
2 ImJustaBagofHammers 2020-02-04
That subreddit’s users have a wide range of views.
1 Kat_B0T 2020-02-04
Not traditionally, it’s pretty mayo. Sometimes the users have common sense, mostly they are woke af
2 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-04
It typically seems a bit less retarded than r/worldnews.
Not a very high bar to reach though.
1 still_not_Sombra 2020-02-04
Not really, it's just that the other half of reddit hates children instead of, you know.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-04
The peace prize is a joke but migapedes let her leave in theirs heads rent free.
3 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-04
Yes we fear the climate child
Definitely do not continue to use her as the figurehead of your movement, that is the worst thing you could do to hurt us
Do not throw me into that briar patch, it would be so awful
0 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-04
Retard when have I ever made it seem like I was one of her lib idolizers. I say it again. Rent Free.
3 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-04
Yes you are correct, she terrifies us
Keep bringing her up yourself at every opportunity, this is a very bad thing that you are doing, to us
I mean that we are doing
She scares us! She scares us muchly
0 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-04
You know, if you ignored her she'd simply loose all relevance. Libs only like her because she triggers migapedes.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-04
Oh god I better make sure she loses all relevance right away.
I definitely don't want her to stay relevant as long as possible, to make her stupid cause look stupid.
Do not throw me into the briar patch! I would really hate that.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-04
The leftoids parading a literal autistic child are retarded but so are the rightoids sperging out over her.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-04
It's so spergy of rightoids to point and laugh at the sperg worshippers.
That's much spergier than worshipping a literal sperg.
This briar patch sucks and I hate it here.
2 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-04
Yes.
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2020-02-04
Lol this isn't true at all
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-04
cope seethe dilate
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-02-04
Greta Thunsperg
1 SupremeBlizzard 2020-02-04
I mean she hasn't killed any Palestinian children so I'm pretty sure she's not worth for it.
0 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-04
Lmao yes, give the clown child the clown prize for the clown cause. 🤡🌎