/r/Drama Iowa Caucus Seethe Thread

1  2020-02-04 by zsfh

Cope/smug about your preferred candidate winning/losing here.

37 comments

WE DID IT!

Stupidpol BTFO lol

It would probably be a mercy for Bernie to have a coronary and pass on at this point, the bernoids might be able to let go of their false idol and move on in life

This primary was already a Democrat version of the 2012 Republican primary but I could really have done without their version of Paultards.

I haven't been paying attention, who do they think should have won? Or.. Whatever.

Klobouchar

Bless you

It's Klobberin' time

lmao

C O P E

C O P E

c o p e

c o p e

C O P E

Lol gay man won and it sounds like cock us.

I support Mayo Pete because he is the only candidate in the race who eats cum.

only candidate in the race who eats cum.

Tulsi tho

Is she even still campaigning? I figured the lawsuit against Hillary was a sign she'd written off elected office until post-2020.

the lawsuit against Hillary was a sign she'd written off elected office until post-2020 Hilldawg is dead

How could this happen I donated 0 dollars multiple times

Can't wait for the first bussy loving president ôvô

Implying James Buchanan's love of bussy didn't plunge this nation into civil war.

What do they even teach kids in history class these days?

Ok I am now a #Buti-Buddy

Bidenstans btfo

By quite a margin. Even they didn't resist the booti

I was kinda hoping that the caucus would result in Iowa renouncing its own statehood.

zoz

zle

zozzle

A zozzle blessing is better than 100 gildings

It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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Iowa is the biggest nothing stupid shitshow of corn hole caucusing ding dong mother fuckers.

Pete’s A Cheat! I’m getting my sign.

Daddy yang for an intact wang, cutcels get ur votes here

I don't know what any of this shit means and I don't want to

How does anyone end up with zero votes. These poor schmucks didn't even vote for themselves.

Bussyjudge holy shit.

4d chess by The_Reason_Pete_Wins

no Bloomberg

smh he spent all those millions on boomer TV commercials

Lay off my Pete Berniebros!! COPE