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I'm gonna laugh if the remaining 38% of votes comes out and totally changes things.

BIDEN OUT OF NOWHERE

Considering most Biden supporters are technologically illiterate boomers and the voting was done on that shitty app, this is a real possibility.

I think the votes were tallied by paper as they always have been. The app was supposed to be used to quickly report the results, but it wasn't working.

You know you're really not helping my joke here man.

Why build an app when an email would work?

No, JEB.

You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

Snapshots:

1. ChapoCopeHouse megathread - archive.org, archive.today

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Literally how could the country go bankrupt. It's not possible.

Why is your username more relevant every day?

Because we're starting to break reality with our memes 🤯

Lmao Buttigieg makes these rejects foam at the mouth like no other, I don't get it. How does a milquetoast gay dude from the Midwest inspire such rage.

Is it just because he's a millennial who isn't a fucking suicidal loser with daddy issues?

It's because he's successful.

Worse, he is gay and not woke

He’s not better than Biden, with Biden you know what you are getting. With Pete, you’re literally asking to get ratfucked everyday for at least four years.

More drone strikes, more intervening in foreign countries, no social change other than entrepreneurs with four employees can get 10,000 of student loan forgiveness if they have a small business for 10 years in North Dakota.

😍😍😍

Mod president judgesbutt, centrist bussylover

Unironically just seeing how much he's making people seethe is making me really warm up to him

American fascism is on display and Libs in /r/politics are still bringing up the epic “stain of impeachment” on Trump’s record.

I’m sure the people dying without healthcare and the refugees getting mowed down by climate death squads will at least take heart in the fact that orange man has an asterisk next to his name.

These comfy as fuck basement dwelling incels sure are coping hard.

refugees getting mowed down by climate death squads

Lmfao, I have no idea what that's even supposed to mean, but that's based as fuck!

Sounds like a Sam Hyde TED talk

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Not to tell a sob story but at the time I was 16 and in the 11th grade. Stayed up until 1 AM watching TYT coverage. Woke up the next morning greeted with a text from my mom saying that Trump had won and hoping he does good things. Cried for a good 10 minutes before finally putting my contacts in. Went to school and broke down crying in front of a now ex friend. She gave me a hug and held me for a minute. Last time I was ever hugged lmfao. Now I'm in my 1st year of college (took a gap year) waiting on my absentee ballot to come. At least this time around I'll have the peace of mind knowing I voted.

Is this pasta?

It is now

They are this upset with Iowa....what is gonna happen when uncle Bernie has another massive heart attack on the campaign trail and has to drop out?