In light of the recent Iowa caucus:

1  2020-02-05 by brinkworthspoon

Can anyone tell me why cannibalism is actually wrong if the person is already dead? Like, it tastes good, and they're dead, they don't care about what's happening to their body.

Just cut out the brain and spinal cord tissue to get rid of any prions and shit and dig in.

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-02-05

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1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-05

Oh, you already covered the prions. Well...

Okay, some of the people that have participated in it culturally said it tastes like pork. We already have too many types of pork, it would just feel tired. Would prob beat the shit out of turkey bacon though.

1  brinkworthspoon 2020-02-05

It's a sweeter version of pork. Like bacon with ice cream.

Granted I'm not a huge fan of sweet and savory mixed together but some people love it.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-05

That sounds pretty good.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-05

Cannibalism is wrong because Jews do it Catholic babies. Blood libel.

1  Oreu 2020-02-05

You’re not masterlawlz