I know the reason Joe Biden is so "creepy" with young girls!!
1 2020-02-05 by MasterLawlzFan
It's because his daughter died in a car accident at age 1. That's why he always ask young girls their age and acts super intimate cause he wants to appreciate every second with his family or whatever without any embarrassment of how he shows affection.
Poor guy probably imagines little girls as his daughter and what she would've looked like and acted like and everyone just piles on him, kinda sucks 😕.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-05
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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2 IraqiLobster 2020-02-05
Not now, snappy
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2020-02-05
Biden 2020 []#makelolisgreatagain
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-05
Unironically tho
1 wow___justwow 2020-02-05
I agree with you
Defending uncle joe is what got me banned from T_D. As a daughter father myself I can't imagine what he went through, and I have severe doubts (unironically) that there's anything sinister about the affection he shows to young girls.
1 gilmore606 2020-02-05
i didn't know this and this seriously changes my opinion of biden, but only on the hairsniffing. everything else about him still sucks.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-05
Damn it op, now I feel bad for thinking he was a pedophile but this actually makes a lot of sense. Poor grandpa joe
1 KaaraRaven 2020-02-05
He really shouldn't have bothered running, the man's been through enough and he could have left politics and retired in the Bahamas whilst being remembered positively as Obama's VP. Òvò
1 KaaraRaven 2020-02-05
He really shouldn't have bothered running. The guy's been through enough bullshit in his long life and he could have left politics whilst being remembered fondly as Obama's VP.
Like, why not just retire in the Bahamas with those fat DNC checks instead of putting yourself back in the firing line at the ripe age of 77? Òvò
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-05
yeah it's funny to think what this has done to his legacy lol. good fuck that old cracker
how we will look back on this biden campaign in 10 years
1 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-02-05
I can't tell if you mean raps Hakeem or magic Ewing or both
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-05
1 gscheit 2020-02-05
You need to understand that in oder to get to his position you have to be insanely driven by power. So retiring would make zero sense for him
1 A_McG 2020-02-05
Damn, he is only kissing his adult Granddaughter on the lips because it reminds him of his deceased infant daughter! When you put it that way maybe we are to harsh on old bad touch Joe.
1 Bussy_Galore 2020-02-05
So because he only got to molest his own for such a short time he tries to get the fix elsewhere?
Yeah that sucks 😕