R*dditors lament that they weren't aborted

1  2020-02-06 by SlimjobDopamine

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Is it against Reddit TOS to suggest people to kill themselves if they are antinatalist?

There is a vast difference between killing oneself after being born and not existing in the first place.

Like it does matter after you cease to exist.

True, but how selfish that would be.

That's not selfish, your body - your choice.

Donate your organs and you'll very likely come out as a net positive contributor. On the other hand consider if you positively contribute as it is.

That just sounds like a bullshit excuse though.

If you like existence enough to keep doing it then your claims of hating it seem to conflict with your revealed preferences.

I don't like existence enough to keep doing it, I'm just selfless and not an asshole.

If you were selfless you'd stop wishing to not have existed since you'd accept the necessity of your life to those around you.

Like nigga watch It's a Wonderful Life, this isn't high philosophy.

It is high philosophy. I do accept the necessity of my life to those around me, which is why I would not kill myself and suggest that those who do are possibly being selfish and uncaring of how it would affect others. However, my corporeal form could have been born but with some other being other than "me," the thing that pilots my meat machine. My body could still be here, but that could be someone else's body to live with. I didn't ask for a corporeal body.

It’s not high philosophy, but you’re a retard for thinking it is. If you really wanted to die and didn’t want it to appear selfish, you’d go to the hood and start complaining about “those lazy stupid niggers, we never should’ve given them rights” until someone killed you

Bet you a billion dollars hes a rick and morty fan

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

if you're dead it won't matter if your family is sad

Thats just Pro "choice"(murder) propaganda!

Yea, you can only do one of them at any time including right now.

Baiting antinatalists into suicide pact would be great.

Based and redpilled

Wtf ropes are cheap

There is a vast difference between killing oneself after being born and not existing in the first place.

There's a vast difference between my asshole and yours.

cope

rope

Imagine having an ideology so dumb its countered by "Kill yourself"

You sound like a typical boomer

Because I love life and am grateful for all the people and things in it? Life's tough enough without being a miserable self-loathing sod that wishes they were aborted. Cmon boys we gotta be better than that.

Based boomer??

be better sweaty

You could very easily abort yourself right now.

Let me hazard a guess: you've never actually tried to kill yourself before, have you?

What do you mean? Guns exist

you've never actually tried to kill yourself before, have you?

Lmao what kind of counter argument is that?

“No. Because unlike you, I like being alive.”

I also lament that redditors weren't aborted

Was looking for someone to mention that sub. I hate how antinatalism still isn’t a thing in most peoples minds. We have to open up and define what really is moral. Sometimes I wish I could just sterilize the entire population for this suffering to end. I was in Pakistan last summer, and saw people ride their starving ten children on one fucking motorcycle. Made me sick. Why the fuck would you have ten kids if you can’t even afford food for yourself? We gotta stop this unneccesary suffering

I’d be fine with this, but only if it applies that that sub, menslib, and politics