daddy said the cowpoopy swear and blue checkmarks cry

1  2020-02-06 by Eva_TryNotBeinRacist

49 comments

My favorite thing about Daddy's meanie words is that it turned the right from "elected officials are in an esteemed role and should display appropriate decorum at all times" to "fuck yeah Daddy, own the libs!".

It simultaneously turned the left from "period blood art and FUCK YEAH slam poetry are cool" to "won't someone think of Daddy's bad words hurting the children?"

Libs have become the puritanical conservatives of the 80's.

It's incredible.

It's beautiful, really. All the greats of Comedy were profane and hated THE Man. These r-slurs hate A man, and breathlessly trample over everything and everyone to finally, this time, prove he's done for. Free speech, provactive insight, artistic merit...fuck it all. Cuz 🍊👴👎

Daddy getting elected was the start of a long chain of steadily improving drama

DRAMA STONKS

RENT. FREE.

Pelosi tearing up paper in gay baby tantrum: SLAYYY QUEEEN

Trump calling russia conspiracy bullshit: my god... the lack of professionalism...

hes clearly unhinged

"OMG, he cursed! This must mean hes losing his mind!"

What is actually wrong with these idiots?

Secular "religion" mixed with unhealthy doses of protagonist syndrome and capepoop?

AAAAAA CURSING AAAAA HE'S LOSING HIS MIIIIIIIIND SAVE US BERNIE

AAAAH IS HE GOING GOLFING AGAIN?

OH GOD I GOING INSANE THIS PRESIDENCY IS MAKING ME CRAZY

Can’t wait for the bloggists and future code learners to post screeds about how swearing is immoral and then for someone to discover LBJ for the first time

LBJ swore because it was appropriate. He passed the civil rights act for gods sake!

Libs are truly like 1990s era Christian conservatives and want every bad word censored.

Libs are worse than 90s era Christians because 90s Christians were still at least anti-degenerate and proud to be a burger.

I dunno, there were plenty of "America is full of sin" types.

From the East Room of the White House, where President Kennedy's body laid at rest before his funeral, and after the Prayer breakfast, the impeached President of the United States said, "Bullshit."

DESECRATED

Bovine Defecation

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🤣🤣🤣 that was pretty good delivery!

It's not even that offensive when he says it - lmao

Rolls off so smoothly, in fact, the whole build up to that point, he had no choice...

I dont care alot for him. But hes got great comedic timing.

https://youtu.be/HXCOoKYIPU4

Listen, whether you’re right or left, if you cared about this for more than the few seconds it took to watch, then you’re a complete waste of space and should Selfimmolate yourself in response.

I couldn't even summon the energy to reach across my desk for my earbuds. I simply do not care enough to move my arms 3 feet.

Lol someone responded to that by linking an opinion piece from nyt saying that republicans only acquitted out of fear. I think they might be retarded over there

Wait for Warren at the end:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BxVG5dNK8cQ

She will be reamed by Trump if she's the nominee.

Yangs got the best shot in a swear off

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CeNXSU3hLEk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK3ETTZUO6M&t=4m3s

oh my god lol

p**p 💩

Have you seen Yang in the New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption Contest? If he made them on the spot he's unironically super high IQ and pretty based.

Yea I saw that. Pretty clever

I unironically don't understand what the big deal is -- he said a pretty tame profanity. Who cares?

It's not a big deal. It's twitter. Someone leftoid or rightoid will become offended about literally anything.

Linking to twitter search results should be punished by death. Preferably by hanging.

that's bullshit!

this is how you get the most drama with the least amount of links

Can't wait for your first reddit search results post.

i dunno what to tell you bruh, when it comes to a million twittercels crying over one easily searchable word, this is the best course of action.

It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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hopefully we will see a lot more fatal heart attacks

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OH boy another rightoid jerk fest on /r/drama today! Didn't see that coming!

we just work with what we're given famalamajamanakama

cope

Everytime I see Tomi Lahren's name I remember she was ugly as shit before all the surgery, and then I still beat off to her preop pics anyway

Unrelated but a few ways down the results the dril-gpt2 bot went full radical centrist:

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1225515961039687680

Ah, good old Jennifer Rubin.