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lmao, what a clusterfuck

and americans say they live in a democracy, no wonder the iraqis said no thanks when you tried to export this shite

Thankfully the dnc and the strange reality it's made for itself has nothing to do with actual democracy.

It heavily impacts it tho. In 2016 im pretty sure they admitted in court that the democratic primary doesn't have to be a fair fight and that ultimately it's the leadership's choice who they nominate, not the average party members'

Lmao no this is the DNC. The RNC is very streamlined

Lol? I guess zoomers don't remember when they incorrectly called Iowa for Romney in 2012 and took like 3 weeks to fix it.

The nature of caucuses is just retarded

most of these zoomers trying to predict the primary would do well in general to read up on that one. Lots of parallels.

I remember that lmao. First it was Romney then Rick until the media relented and claimed Paul the winner but at least their system isn't the absolute shitshow that DNC is.

You must be a rightoid zoomer. Ron Paul won Iowa and North Carolina in 2012 and the RNC did everything they could to fuck him over and pretend like it didnt happen.

I remember. I voted for him. Despite Ron Paul getting fucked the RNC is a better streamlined organization overall compared to the DNC constant fuck ups and I am a lefty.

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Burgers have tried exporting foul, haram shit like twinkies and corndogs but they rarely attempt to export their democracy. If you look at Iraq and other places it's usually a variation of the parliamentary system. I guess they're a little bit self aware after all.

America unironically tried to export a far more sensible system than it uses itself, the Iraqis just didn't care about a system of government that gave the ethnic groups they didn't like any power

Are you not aware of the cluster fuck going on in Germany? Or what Bong politics looks like? Who has good democratic elections?

If you get outsmarted by some foid then you deserve to lose. :v

I read all of that and i still don't know who this is

some delusional bitch

/r/FemaleDatingStrategy mod

I love FDS! With foids and their solipsism and projecting; FDS is literally the best genderbended strategies for men to have LITERAL harems of women. None of the strategies are feasible to pick up dudes, but they sure work on unsuspecting foids.

You're not really Jesus but you are really Chad.

The existence of that sub puts into perspective Aristotle’s view that foids are just deformed men.

Excellent job of gaming the caucus. We did this in 2016 with O'Malley's people. If we Hillary folks could spare the people, we sent them over to make O'Malley viable and deny Bernie a delegate. (Great minds...)

Yeah you hillary folks sure have a lot to brag about.

They are too far up their asses to see why this might not be such a good thing

Remember, the same people currently in love with the absolute retardation that is having caucus in CurrentYear+5 are the same people that will bitch endlessly about the electoral college in about 9 months. There is literally no justification for something as bumblefuck stupid as a Caucus as compared to just a regular fucking vote. Caucus states should be sold to Canada / Mexico / the highest bidder.

Iowa should be forced to secede from the Union and Nevada become the reparations state

Caucuses aside this should happen.

Death to iowacels

Ann btfo

and Nevada become the reparations state

Im ok with that as long as the sierra Nevadas are annexed by Ca which shouldn't be a problem because blacks dont like mountains or the outdoors in general

I read it and don't understand a thing. Can someone eli5?

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Sure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5HqhL5CV40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMurlKaAj_4

• Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
• In contact with aliens
• Possess psychic-like abilities
• Control france with an iron but fair fist
• Own castles & banks globally
• Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
• Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
• Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
• First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
• Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
• Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
• They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
• You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
• The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
• They learned fluent French in under a week
• Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
• The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
• In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Now this is schizoposting

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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What does 'winning' in Iowa actually get you?

I'm a Bong so don't quote me on this, but I think they use it as a gauge for the rest of the campaign.

Ron Paul won Iowa in 2012...

Ah, so you want to lose.

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Shit loads of press and momentum. That 538 guy said winning in iowa has a far greater effect in getting other delegates down the road

Either she's not explaining properly or I'm dumb because I just don't get it.

Why would the Bernie side send people to Pete? Makes no sense at all.

I'm mad at her for what she did, but this is a hilarious story and it's shit like this that makes the caucuses worth it

As usual, a foid completely fails at explaining something. Here's my understanding, which is probably wrong:

Bernie's precinct and Buttplug's precinct met viablility. Biden's precinct was short by 1. Biden's precinct got 1 of Buttplug's people to come over to their side to meet viability, and this hurt Bernie. Believing that Buttplug didn't have much of a chance in Iowa (as most people did prior to the shitshow that unfolded), Bernie's people thought they would fuck over Biden by sending people to Buttplug's precinct. That said, I actually have no idea if/how it would fuck over Biden, I'm just guessing because this shit makes no sense otherwise.

The only way it makes sense to me is what the other guy said and if they thought Pete had no chance. Basically, they were trying to split his vote.

Holy shit she is based. And I am continually amused by all of the #resistors discovering just now that the caucus process is fucked up

Have Bernie's fan club subs seen this yet?

#VoteBlueNoMatterWho

#VoteBlueNoMatterWhoUnlessIt'sLikeSomeoneWhoIsIckyAndIDon'tLike,OrSomething

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