jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
Imagine the nightmare that is lifelong PTSD 2 weeks of constantly shitting your pants at every little fart will give you. Though the way they all make it sound normal is slowly leading me to the painful realization that I am besieged on all sides by degenerates and this whole world is just test for my soul.
Buy and wear women’s overnight extra absorbent maxi pads. Make sure to get the ones with wings. They will save you in so many situations and your underwear and pants too. Society will thank you. Good luck and God speed my man ♥️
If you are such a crippled alcoholic that you need maxi pads and diapers to get past the day, I'm not sure if you should also be posting in /r/politics and trying to dictate what's best for America.
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jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
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1 Things_Remote 2020-02-08
Imagine the nightmare that is lifelong PTSD 2 weeks of constantly shitting your pants at every little fart will give you. Though the way they all make it sound normal is slowly leading me to the painful realization that I am besieged on all sides by degenerates and this whole world is just test for my soul.
3 FUCKYOURITALIN 2020-02-08
chad spewing shit everywhere vs the virgin “clean soul”
2 Things_Remote 2020-02-08
Would be pretty chad like flex. “Dude did you just shit your pants?” “Yes.”
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-02-08
Stop rubbing dry paper on your ass and clean your ass with a wet, hot cloth like a real man.
1 DangerNut 2020-02-08
Bidet man...
I don't get why Americans rub their buttuck on communal seats and then insert paper into their anus so that fecal matter gets smeared on one's hand...
It's so fucking bizarre.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-02-08
Soy
1 jimmerz28 2020-02-08
Surprisingly Americans aren't the most hygenic of people.
I mean have you ever been to one of their houses?
There's almost never a toilet brush, let alone something as luxurious as a bidet.
Keeping your ass clean is considered gay btw.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-02-08
True but then you miss out on the immune system benefits of a communal cloth
1 Neon_needles 2020-02-08
If you are such a crippled alcoholic that you need maxi pads and diapers to get past the day, I'm not sure if you should also be posting in /r/politics and trying to dictate what's best for America.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-08
This is the future libs want for America.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-08
And is beautiful.
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-02-08
Imagine being addicted to alcohol and not bud 🤣🤣🤣
2 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-08
Why not both? Weed got kinda boring after 15 years.
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-08
virgin stoner vs chad alcoholic
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-02-08
Gott3m 😂😂😂😂
1 CCAlkie 2020-02-08
Weed makes me freak out. Alcohol makes me stupid enough to deal with you losers (and enjoy it).