I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
28 comments
5 pretty_anxious 2020-02-08
The south and radical muslims would honesty get together so well
Petition for a muslim/dixie ethnostate when?
3 OceanGeese 2020-02-08
They used to be super tight before an unseasonable plane trip soured things.
2 Godsdj 2020-02-08
I'm commenting to inform you that I am borrowing your idea for a largely insignificant work of fiction, and I'm not giving you any money. Thanks!
5 Bijzettafeltje 2020-02-08
As long as you post it to d/r/ama when it's finished
2 hyledog 2020-02-08
i think there was one page from Gaiman’s Miracleman run that made this gag. evangelicals united with fundamentalist islam
1 [deleted] 2020-02-08
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4 Things_Remote 2020-02-08
So much for the “they don’t want to assimilate trope”. This cultural appropriation kills the rightoids 😤
3 jefff_winston 2020-02-08
lol treasonous nazi impeached trumpian idiots believing this altright propaganda shit
BUT
trump did sex with his daughter
votebluenomatterwho
he’ll fuck our daughters if we don’t
2 UnexpectedLizard 2020-02-08
Fake news. This article is 100% factual.
4 jefff_winston 2020-02-08
watch out, I’ve got 50+ Wikipedia/politico/snopes links that say otherwise
also you’re a fascist, so de facto checkmate.
2 Lysis10 2020-02-08
Those boomers on Babylon Bee crack me up.
7 AlveolarPressure 2020-02-08
Like typical boomers, they are months late on the story but at least it's funny
8 Lysis10 2020-02-08
I saw that too. A little late and stale news, but they at least made the most of it. Boomers gonna boom.
6 _SF_p0Op--patrol 2020-02-08
"only boomers are conservatives" croaked the gremlin neckbeard from his cheeto-flecked mouth
5 ashleychudd 2020-02-08
They’ll be spared in the boomercaust.
4 canipaybycheck 2020-02-08
Stop seriousposting now.
8 ashleychudd 2020-02-08
I have never done a serious post. Ever. Fuck off, loser.
4 canipaybycheck 2020-02-08
Seething.
16 ashleychudd 2020-02-08
You have bested me.
2 canipaybycheck 2020-02-08
You kept your dignity.
7 ashleychudd 2020-02-08
Can you say the same?
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-02-08
Heart disease doesn't work that way
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-02-08
I'll at least afford them the opportunity to die with honor in my pibble colosseum
2 Incog_Niko 2020-02-08
This is an Onion-worthy article
8 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-02-08
It’s literally a Christian onion.
2 Alicesnakebae 2020-02-08
They stole my joke wtf
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-08
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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