Jordan Peterson gets sent by his daughter to Russia for benzo rehab. Gets put in medically induced coma. Trends on Twitter. EVERYONE is mad.

1  2020-02-09 by thowaway_throwaway

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If you’re an lolcow on the internet, regardless of affiliation, you flock to this man.

I mean really, I’ve never heard of a more boring person that people have such strong opinions about

JP: "I don't think people should be forced by law to use pronouns"

Internet: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

So you're mocking people with autism? Is that right? That's what that scream is supposed to represent?

He's in a medically induced coma for Klonopin? Lol 😂

So you're

exactly

Clearly a fascist 😔

Did you miss the definition of 'meme'? 'Nigger nigger' is also a meme, and it is also discriminatory.

But hey, everyone knows you actually know what you're doing, and just trying to cover your ass. You forgot that this isn't 4chan, and you're going to actually have to deal with human beings rather than witless frogs -- we humans take issue to discriminatory screeds, and in this time of heightened Nazi rhetoric, screeds against people that were targeted by the Nazis for torture, rape, and execution, should receive extra backlash.

If someone said something like 'reeee' in front of me, it would be a coin flip whether they lived through surgery. I have no patience for Nazi sympathizers, or people that pretend not to be same while employing any of the same rhetoric or arguments or beliefs. Go get killed so you can finally do something useful for humanity, you subhuman garbage.

That's a great representation man, congrats on your high quality parody

It's not me it's some spastic spergazoid on r/enoughpetersonspam

Zozzle

Reeee

Exactly. You can tell people who make responses like that aren't actually looking for anything other than to signal the others like them. Like that dumb "frenworld" speak.

I know the guy is a low cow but I don’t know much about him really. Did he have any actual bigoted opinions?

Okay, here is what made them mad (paraphrased):

"I'm fine with using people's preferred pronouns, but I don't think the government should be compelling peoples speech like this."

Literally Hitler.

This is why wokies can't keep any gains they make. They're so insane that they just keep pushing until everyone else goes "WTF?"

He wasn’t Hitler exactly, more a manipulative quack with weird views and a large gullible fan base.

Dude gets paid to fix other people's lives so he's sort of an expert on quacks

Show us on the doll where the Mr. Memerson touched you.

I smell a dirty room

A New Zealand bookstore banned his book, but kept selling copies of Mein Kampf. Literally worse than Hitler.

Of the stuff people criticised him for, not really. He was pro free speech and anti-SJW, but reasonably moderate.

IIRC he's a weird crypto-Catholic social values conservacuck on an all-meat diet (which probably mostly worked because it made him lose a bit of weight) and a big fan of Jung so he's got plenty to criticise, but he's not a massive bigot as far as I can tell.

Honestly his ‘clean your room’ schtick is pretty central to why he is so offensive to so many.

The notion that an orderly life made through acts of will is a foundation of functionality is super offensive to the degenerate shitbags who fetishize mental illness and victimization

So this Kermit the frog sounding milquetoast psychologist gets them so assblasted because he can articulate a worldview where people are healthy in a super boring, super achievable way.

Fer sher. And when those degenerates get addicted to drugs it's because of sheer moral failure. Grr...dirty druggies.

Not all like like innocent Jordan Peterson buffeted by the winds of completely legitimate pharmaceutical prescriptions. Poor guy.

He also restates Eric Hoffer's "The True Believer" central claim, that people often try to compensate for lack of personal achievement and satisfaction with political activism (e.g. "after we overthrow capitalism I'll get a girlfriend") which never actually fills the void prompting further radicalization.

From looking at the 🐟srdines🐟 seething, apparently a lot of them interpret that as "you're not allowed to politics until you clean your own room", i.e. as gatekeeping rather than a friendly advice, and, well, seethe.

It's also just a reminder that nobody takes lazy slobs seriously. Like when Twitter users shit their pants when people point out that Twitter posts aren't activism.

NOOOOO IM OPPRESSSED!!!! NOOOOO YOU CANT TELL ME SOME OF MY PROBLEMS ARE MY OWN FAULT HITLER TRANSPHOBE

“Just clean your room” he says to the packed audience, as he pops his fifth tab of xan of the day

It’s highly upsetting to people who have an external locus of control. It really messes with their world view that they can be central actors in their lives and that other people has less of an effect on them then do.

You can demonstrate this on any Reddit sub by mentioning that “no it’s not normal to just sit around your house all day because you are depressed, you should try to fix it.” Or “yes getting a job is hard but there are things you can do to help increase your chances.”

/r/thanksimcured

Look at this chud, not blaming the neolibs for all his problems

It's not upsetting anymore when the main proponent of this view isn't even the central actor of his own life lmao

Well yea but everyone should know that people who are life coaches are the ones most in need of a life coach

100% big true

It's also pretty wrong, from a psychological point of view, which is ironic considering his educational field.

"Just do it" appeals to uneducated morons, but not people interested in fixing problems.

It's because he promotes self responsibility and accountability, and the wokes hate that. They want to blame and play victim. So if you promote self responsibility and accountability, you're basically a racist misogynist fascist.

oh yeah, he was basically Jeb! but if he was a long time college professor so he knew all the liberal tricks and how to make basically fatherly advice sound faux-intellectual enough that people would actually do it.

He was mostly just a fag tbh

He's Canadian so I'm not sure by default we should listen to him. Or grant him basic human rights.

If Jordan Peterson were a type of food, he would be bread with the crust cut off.

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He's not an actual bigot. His general anti-SJW schtick gets internet weirdos riled up, but his attempt to backdoor strange religious shit into his benign self-help content and pretty retarded philosophical views are probably worth some criticism. Jungianism is a meme and is barely more evidence-based than astrology.

Is enjoying the smell of your own farts bigoted? No? Then memerson wasn't bigoted.

He’s literally your hotel lobby motivational speaker who made it big.

Self-reliance is a vice now so you can see where this goes.

Is it a thing for burgers and leafs to give motivational speeches in hotel lobbies? I mean it doesn't sound too absurd since burgers literally clap at cinema screens.

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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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It's like that shitty Kevin Smith movie Tusk but with a lobster.

I feel bad for the guy tbh. Leftoids talk about him like he's a westboro baptist preacher caught balls-deep in a pile of twinks, but he was just an alt-lite grifter who got addicted to painkillers to cope with his wife getting cancer

westboro baptist preacher caught balls-deep in a pile of twinks

It's an apt analogy for a guy who preaches that you should get your life in order before you criticise the world, but is himself a junkie who gives millions of people life advice tbh

he's been a clinical psychologist for decades before becoming a junkie tho