If you listen to the Dragnet radio show from the 1950s (seriously everybody should do that) this is the advertising campaign they have going on. More smokers are choosing king-sized Fatima cigarettes. Our sales figures keep increasing. All these smokers switching from their old brand to king-sized Fatima proves how good it is. It's the finest blend of Turkish and American tobaccos. It's wise to smoke Fatima!
People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
Mashaallah brozzer, for your positive comment on us being useful, we will not behead you when the Caliphate of al Euroba comes to fruition, we will merely lash you 200 times for being an adulterer seing as you post in r/Drama
21 comments
8 serialflamingo 2020-02-09
Damn, not even top 3 😔
This is why Labour should have won
1 mayoslide 2020-02-09
maybe don’t literally murder Mark Meechan next time he posts a cute dog video?
1 totalrandomperson 2020-02-09
You are retarded if you think a fat ginger had any impact on the outcome of an election.
1 mayoslide 2020-02-09
how much fent does one have to do before imagining i’m saying that?
5 newcomer_ts 2020-02-09
Best part is how the only unironic guy is the guy who reported percentages.
1 tHeSiD 2020-02-09
He seems baffled by the unanimous responses
3 Things_Remote 2020-02-09
Unbelievably based. THE INTEREST RATES JUST GOT 10% HIGHER.
2 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-09
😂
2 Redactor0 2020-02-09
If you listen to the Dragnet radio show from the 1950s (seriously everybody should do that) this is the advertising campaign they have going on. More smokers are choosing king-sized Fatima cigarettes. Our sales figures keep increasing. All these smokers switching from their old brand to king-sized Fatima proves how good it is. It's the finest blend of Turkish and American tobaccos. It's wise to smoke Fatima!
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-09
People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
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1 tHeSiD 2020-02-09
The only funny twitter thread I read in a while 😂
1 TheGentileGiant 2020-02-09
I knew those millions of sandniggers would end up being useful at some point
3 MacisCheesy 2020-02-09
Mashaallah brozzer, for your positive comment on us being useful, we will not behead you when the Caliphate of al Euroba comes to fruition, we will merely lash you 200 times for being an adulterer seing as you post in r/Drama
1 SirCuljurk 2020-02-09
Is there some recent semetic hatred I've missed recently? The comments are fukking savage lol.
1 Dilated_scabgina 2020-02-09
It’s harder to hide worldwide “coincidences” with a free and open internet. People catch on
2 gandhitheblue 2020-02-09
Same reason flat earth and anti Vaxx is spreading. (((They))) are trying to fool us
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-09
Why do you think (((they))) try so hard to censor the internet. Also those percentages are rookie numbers
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-02-09
Arabs
1 anon69322 2020-02-09
I'm proud to be ukrainian, WE'RE GOING TO THE TOP BOYS
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-09
Somebody with a twitter account please post this https://www.kapwing.com/videos/5e40416c215549001629170e
1 Pepperglue 2020-02-09
Only 21% increase? We need more immigrants to make us number one.