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There is no stopping the descent into faggotry once it's begun.
Few months from now we'll probably see his wife in /r/deadbedrooms complaining that she's not felt the touch of her husband in months because he spends all his time touching tips with dudes
reading that thread makes me think the wife knows hes gay and is trying to force him to accept his gayness so she doesnt have to be the mean one and divorce him.
He took a dick for good boy points (his words, mind you). If anything, she's going to keep him locked up so she can go to the Caribbeans and explore her sexuality with Paulo.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
I've posted this before, but I remember a weekly discussion thread on one of the online dating subs years ago. A guy posts that he went on a first date only to find out (immediately after arriving) that the date is a pre-op tranny. He said he was disgusted at first but stayed for some fucking reason and ended up making out with "her" at the end of the night. He asked the sub how he should feel about it (he sounded really conflicted in a oh god what have I done way) and the comment chain was filled with people patting him on the back for "not getting held up in cultural bullshit" and saying he was a good person for making out with the tranny.
A few months ago there was a thread in MensLib about how you could like to suck dick and call yourself straight and it had nothing to do with trans people. Just if you like giving brojobs you are totally straight.
This is like alchemy, it’s hard for mere normies to understand. The end goal of transbianism, polyamory, sissification, and gender spectra is that Zoomers can fucking cancel foids when they won’t give them a progressive and valid bro job.
This just seems like white people nonsense to still be "better" than the LGBTQ+. Like, they will be an ally and engage in the same behavior but "Oh, no. I'm not one of you. I'm straight. I'm normal"
More proof the Saxons did literally nothing wrong in stealing Brittain from the celts. I really loved how the Welsh were portrayed in the Last Kingdom.
G*rmanoids can't honestly larp pagans because their myths were written down by christians hundreds of years after their conversion. That what they get for living in frozen mudhuts.
Its gayer for a straight guy who is "straight" to take it up the ass while his watch directs them than it is for a gay dude to take it up the butt because he loves penis in his butt.
4 a day, thanks for the advice. Hasn't been a challenge or anything. I know it's the oldest line in the book but I was pretty confident I could quit when I wanted, I just didn't have a great barometer for how much was actually too much. Based on some of the replies I'm kinda surprised I didn't get alcohol poisoning.
Definitely preferred the effect whisky had on the digestive system tho...
That's 400 more calories too, soon you will no longer be skeletor.
I could drink 750ml in a day without getting alcohol poisoning, but that is from binge drinking heavily for 10 years not 4 months lol. And the hangover would be legendary, I wouldn't be able to stomach alcohol for a few weeks. I don't understand how you could do it being so light and manage it every day, you must have some mutant superhuman liver genes.
Probably not, but it might get me to no longer calorie deficient.
And hell, maybe I did fuck up my liver and it just hasn't hit me yet? I don't really know what that looks like or how long symptoms take to set in, my family tends to die from heart or colon problems. Or suicide, lotta that.
You'll be fine kid, most livers can take quite a beating before any problems happen. Learn to drink a few shots of whiskey and then coast on beers for the night and you'll be fine
Are you tapering off to zero long-term or just swapping to something lighter? B/c the final switch to sober is way easier gut-wise from beer than spirits.
Take it from me, you can't really just go back to social drinking and have that be it. You'll be off that wagon before you even set foot on it. If you can manage to go sober, do that and never drink again. A nugget of wisdom I once was given is that there is never a thing as a recovered alcoholic, only alcoholics that aren't currently drinking.
4 beers a day sounds very reasonable considering what I've seen.
With all possible respect, while I did start drinking to deal with 'other life' stuff, I wasn't continuing to drink because I'm an alcoholic. I might have created a physical dependency, but I was never on that 'wagon' as far as psychological addiction goes.
I posted that thread because I was concerned about specifics of immediate/short-term use and its impact on health. The issue was never being able to stop. Hell, 10 years ago I drank consistently for 6 months and stopped, and have never felt a craving.
And I smoke, and am deathly addicted to that. I'm no stranger to addiction. I appreciate why it would be hard to take me at my word, but this isn't the same. I don't have dependency issues with alcohol. I feel confident saying that because I don't have any strong feelings about wanting to drink when I'm not drinking. I've also used much harsher and more addictive chemicals for far longer and quit without issue, then resumed casual use. I'm 100% confident this isn't going to be a problem for me. I just needed advice on how to taper down to casual use again safely.
That all said, I really, truly appreciate your well-meaning advice. And I'm sorry for your struggle.
Well, I've never been to Spain but I kind of like the music. They say the ladies are INSANE there and they sure know how to "use it". They don't abuse it. Never gonna lose it. I can't refuse it.
Alt-right shitposters have shown an ability to crawl out of their basements and cause actual harm. Menslibbers are too afraid of their own shadows be a cause for concern. They're only a threat to themselves.
By the way, why are these menslibblers holding onto such archaic terms such as gay and straight? Isn't sexuality and gender on a spectrum and therefore cant be properly labeled?
I will use an allegory to prove that he is still straight. Imagine the only ice cream flavor you have ever eaten is vanilla, this is the only flavor of ice cream you ever want to eat, and this is how your friends know you as the vanilla guy, now you become curious and try chocolate ice cream, you like it, but you'll still be remembered by your friends as the vanilla guy, and not the chocolate guy.
Wow, stupid and wrong. Not only did he blow a guy, he said he didnt enjoy it and he did it to expand his wife's "spank bank", which directly implies she isnt sexually satisfied by him and has to regularly masturbate to make up for it. SAD!
That's what my buddy told me when I was ranting at him about gender pronouns and bullshit 4 years ago. Now my other. Buddy's 7th grader has multiple nonbinary and "trans" friends in her middle school class. This shit starts on the internet.
Acknowledging that sucking or fucking dick is gay throws a wrench into the narrative that it's still straight to fuck a "woman" with a penis. It's easier to just pretend that guzzling any cock isn't gay than it is to somehow explain how it's sometimes gay but completely straight if it's a shenis. Tranoids once again confusing the narrative of the LGB crowd.
It is more about a "you are valid, you are what you say and nothing you do or anything that other people or society says can invalidate that" mindset.
This applies to a lot of shit. You can look like a Hulk Hogan and still call yourself a cute catgirl. You can get railed in the ass by a gymbro every day of your life and suddenly at 80 you say "hmmm I actually didn't enjoy getting fucked my entire life, I think I like women" and just like that, you're straight. Or you could be a massive fan of a singer, even though you're only ever heard 1 song from them and that's the extent of your knowledge of fandom.
It's an extension of "everyone is cute and valid and we cannot have some basic, somewhat objective definitions for shit because that would be bigoted and gatekeeping".
Why has there been such a big push among lefties to try to make the 'straight men who love gay sex' narrative a thing?
If pornhub recommends you gay porn this means that the algorithm has determined scientifically that you are gay. That is all, there's no need to be upset.
Holy shit this dude literally sucked another guy's dick to please his wife. This is somehow even more gay than getting fucked in the ass, cause at least you are doing that for your own pleasure.
Lots of insecure straight guys here. If someone is straight, messing around with a dude doesn't automatically invalidate it. Your sexuality comes from within, not from external circumstances.
This sounds like someone trying really hard to hold on to their "I'm not gay" card.
This dude is all over subs like /r/meetpeople and /r/skypepals trying to make friends. Sounds to me like he's either unironically a cuck looking for friends, or he's on the DL and did this more to please his butthole and prostate than to please his wife.
Of course the other option is that his wife's bull was the one that he fucked.
I didn't feel any sexual attraction, best I could describe it was neutral
OK, weird, but I'm going to let it slide...
I performed acts on him but was incapable of getting hard during it
Again, I guess you committed to giving your wife a show.
My wife fantasy didn't have me on top anyway
And now we have confirmation that this was just so his wife could see him get pounded by a man. FFS. I thought OP was just exaggerating for the sake of drama.
I don't think he can say that he isn't at least a little gay after getting railed by a gay pro.
Its worse than that. Her fantasy has her husband specifically getting fucked. She didnt just want to watch gay sex, him not liking it was a crucial part of why she liked it.
This is an insane foid version of painal porn, only it was with someone youre supposed to love.
No clue, but coincidentally I'm coerced with money every time I go in to work in the morning. If sex work is real work then I figured they'd understand this 😂
I think you are pretty much spot on, but I also don't think that bi men are actually a thing. I think there are gay men and straight men. Bi-men are just gay men who are willing to fuck anything that gives them the green light.
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Jesus, I thought from the title maybe his wife pegged him or something. He actually hired a male prostitute to fuck him in the ass. But he's definitely 100% straight.
I love glory hole sex. Unprotected and anonymous goes without saying- barebacking a stranger is the only kind of sex that even counts. But barebacking a hole in the wall, the only part of the bottom I'm fucking visible being his anus, the part that I'm fucking, is the ultimate. Every time it's such a thrill, seeing that special booth at the end is occupied, and the one next to it is free, if only just recently. Debating, for a moment, whether or not to go to it, always deciding to. Seeing the hand wave at the hole, inviting. Then the anus is pressed up against the hole. Always heavily lubed, sometimes visibly dripping out previous loads of cum. I love seeing that well exercised, well greased rectum. Love running my fingers along the spokes, picking up lube and earlier tops' cum on my fingertips. Wondering how many other naked cocks have been there in the last hour, day, week. A dozen, a hundred? I only know I'm not the first. A lick to create a path for the head of my penis to slide along on it's way in. Another stroke of the spokes to collect more mixed lube and cum, and then rubbing it on my own dick. Mostly just the head - entering this asshole will be smooth and easy. One last moment, gazing down at the scene before me in appreciation, and then action. I place the head of my penis at the beginning of the trail of saliva I layed, then slide up it until it encounters the spokes of the asshole. A moment, a breath, and then pushing in. And now, my naked dick is up this naked anus. And it's heaven, that utterly anonymous, utterly unprotected rectum gripping my hard dick. And I fuck and fuck, not bothering to imagine what he looks like, just glorying in the moment. And then cumming. Slamming my cock in up to the base as I pump my semen into his naked hole, mixing with the loads already in there. Staying for a moment, then pulling out and watching the gush of cum and lube come rushing back out, onto the wall, the floor.
Lots of insecure straight guys here. If someone is straight, messing around with a dude doesn't automatically invalidate it. Your sexuality comes from within, not from external circumstances.
If someone is straight, messing around with a dude doesn't automatically invalidate it. Your sexuality comes from within, not from external circumstances.
Yes, but if you are certain that you are straight, you wouldn't go to fuck a man because you know you derive no pleasure from such action.
Imagine touching another man's dick willingly and still claiming to be straight. You could maybe eventually convince me that if you got a blowjob from a dude it was just a test. Hell, even if you fucked a dude when you were younger I could maybe come around to thinking you're straight somehow.
But touching some other dudes dick? That's gay as fuck. why are dudes are supposed to be progressive afraid of calling themselves bi?
No need to go to detail about the night but I did find it liberating as a straight man because of how comfortable I was.
No fear of getting confused about my sexuality, not repulsed in any way, and I am closer to my wife than ever
It just feels good to know how confident in myself I am and my own identity.
The amount of times he needs to congratulate himself and reaffirm to himself how "liberating" it was within those three little sentences tells you he def. bottomed while his wife watched him get fucked.
It just feels good to know how confident in myself I am and my own identity.
Problem is I don't feel comfortable telling anyone, not because I am ashamed in any way but because of the assumption that it's not possible for a straight man to do something like that
So you’re not confident in yourself is what you just concluded to...
You know, I can buy that enjoying girldick doesn't make you gay, whatever. But if you literally take dick from another man, how on earth is that not at least bi? If being gay is ok (which it is) then why try to hide your sexuality with (bro it's not gay if I don't think it is"? Makes no sense
Don't understand why trans organizations don't target these guys. They're one cis privilege guilt trip away from being convinced to transition. This would be preferable to their usual grooming of children to fill their ranks.
Uh idk man, to me the whole "get fucked in the butt" thing kinda invalidates the "fuck two women at once" thing.
now admittedly I have no experience with either scenario, but my theoretical desire not to get fucked in the butt outweighs my desire to sleep with a significant other and a gal pal.
Like, honest question, why can't you and your wife just be happy with fucking each other and leaving it at that?
I gotcha. If there is a next time though I’d try a different escort. With enough talent and your wife more actively involved I bet new, mutually enjoyable vistas could open wide.
Are you worried your wife will respect you less, see you as less of a man, or be less attracted to you now that she's watched you bend over and take it up the ass from another man?
there is nothing gay about this, u do not magically become gay when u have sex with another dude u are born gay. The only people that would think this is gay are people who are insecure about their own sexuality
dont listen to them u are easily the straightest person here. it takes a lot of sexual security to have sex w/ another dude. 90% chance that all of these bussyphobic ppl are in the closet
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say hes telling the truth. This ""man"" is so pathetic and subservient to his wife, that hes willing to get his bussy plundered just for a sadistic foids pleasure.
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1 KaaraRaven 2020-02-10
Protip for men: this doesn't count as cucking your wife, it just makes you bussypilled.
1 Fisherman_Gabe 2020-02-10
There is no stopping the descent into faggotry once it's begun.
Few months from now we'll probably see his wife in /r/deadbedrooms complaining that she's not felt the touch of her husband in months because he spends all his time touching tips with dudes
1 10z20Luka 2020-02-10
Sounds like she's the one getting cucked.
based husband imo
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-10
I doubt it. Her post will be on /r/relationship_advice asking how to divorce rape her gay husband because she is disgusted by all of it.
1 IAmHebrewHammer 2020-02-10
What if this is a sexual revolution for mens lib and they all start fucking dudes
4 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-10
it would be an improvement over their current habit of committing male feminism
4 IAmHebrewHammer 2020-02-10
Tbh i hope they all get AIDS
2 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-10
i hope they get AID in overcoming their poor attitudes toward themselves, women, and other men
1 Platycel 2020-02-10
Like a rope?
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-10
reading that thread makes me think the wife knows hes gay and is trying to force him to accept his gayness so she doesnt have to be the mean one and divorce him.
1 GaysianSupremacist 2020-02-10
So it's actually wholesome af.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-10
doubt
2 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-10
there's nothing more wholesome than dudes fucking dudes, for they are uncorrupted from the taint of gussy
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-10
Wholesome in comparison to the absolute state of the West.
1 ManBearFridge 2020-02-10
You gunna go to private prayer sessions with him to pray away the gay? Two or three times a week should be enough to keep the temptations at bay.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-10
Hell no that boy is ugly.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
That would be a million times better tbh
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-10
i.e. he initiates the divorce? That's more shrewd than wholesome tbh.
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-10
He took a dick for good boy points (his words, mind you). If anything, she's going to keep him locked up so she can go to the Caribbeans and explore her sexuality with Paulo.
1 Ohsbar 2020-02-10
I expect her to leave him way before that. How she gonna respect a man that got bussy blasted?
1 freet0 2020-02-10
What self respecting gay man would accept such a pathetic shell of a human?
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-10
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-10
This guy is fagphobic and clearly afraid to admit he needs to join the cult of peter Bussyplug
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-02-10
Lmao at the idiots congratulating a guy who definetely isn't straight on getting a "liberating" experience
If he keeps it up he maybe will become liberated from his continence, liberated from his masculinity and most of all, liberated from his wife.
1 Rentokill_boy 2020-02-10
no more nagging wive's
1 PAPA_JOHNS_ZIMBABWE 2020-02-10
More time for le Switch!!!!
1 Lifting_Sexytimes 2020-02-10
I've posted this before, but I remember a weekly discussion thread on one of the online dating subs years ago. A guy posts that he went on a first date only to find out (immediately after arriving) that the date is a pre-op tranny. He said he was disgusted at first but stayed for some fucking reason and ended up making out with "her" at the end of the night. He asked the sub how he should feel about it (he sounded really conflicted in a oh god what have I done way) and the comment chain was filled with people patting him on the back for "not getting held up in cultural bullshit" and saying he was a good person for making out with the tranny.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-10
A few months ago there was a thread in MensLib about how you could like to suck dick and call yourself straight and it had nothing to do with trans people. Just if you like giving brojobs you are totally straight.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-10
This is like alchemy, it’s hard for mere normies to understand. The end goal of transbianism, polyamory, sissification, and gender spectra is that Zoomers can fucking cancel foids when they won’t give them a progressive and valid bro job.
2 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-10
The TERF is wise to your tricks and grows more powerful every day.
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1 Woolgun 2020-02-10
They were like 5 years late on it too
https://www.thecut.com/2015/08/why-straight-men-have-sex-with-each-other.html
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-10
This just seems like white people nonsense to still be "better" than the LGBTQ+. Like, they will be an ally and engage in the same behavior but "Oh, no. I'm not one of you. I'm straight. I'm normal"
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-10
Inshallah
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-10
I'd say this guy was an alt from here but that account is 9 years old
1 ClementineChime 2020-02-10
If someone commented the text here I would have thought it was a Lawlz sticky.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-10
Maybe Masterlawz is his alt.
1 ThinkingOnce 2020-02-10
That dude shouldn't have posted a selfie.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-10
How come they always look exactly like you think they would
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-10
Here's him and his wife
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-10
Unironically feel bad for the little girl, odds of her growing up normal with a father like that are slim to none. Future single mom or thot confirmed
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Let's tick off the boxes after 20 seconds of scrolling
-British
-even worse, Welsh
-plays nothing but vidya, sucks at them so bad he has to beg for help online
-into numetal
-Is "pagan"
Feel free to add more below, that's as far as I got without becoming suicidal
1 istural 2020-02-10
That poor child.
1 charming_tatum 2020-02-10
By the time his daughter is 14 she'll be trawling the docks for an actual father figure
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
I have no doubts she'll become a pornstar and her father will 100% support her, going as far to drive her to shoot scenes and sitting outside during.
2 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-02-10
dude's gonna watch and clap at the end omg
1 Platycel 2020-02-10
He is a bong, not a burger
2 duende667 2020-02-10
Sitting outside? He'll be fluffing the dudes balls....
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-10
Is vegetarian.
I'm going to add him on PS4 and see if he'll let me bum him while his wife watches.
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Go ahead
Add me
1 Gleeroy95 2020-02-10
You might be gay bro but that's ok
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Thanks for the advice
1 Gleeroy95 2020-02-10
Sure thing you got a whatsapp or something I can hit you at haha
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Sorry I don't
1 Gleeroy95 2020-02-10
I saw you said you played FIFA what's your favorite team to play as and do you have a favorite irl?
I'm American I don't get to talk about soccer too often
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
I don't have a favourite as I am terrible with them all. Live in division 10 but I like a kick about
1 Gleeroy95 2020-02-10
Hell yeah dude nothing wrong with that
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-10
Done. Do you have GTAV? I've got a shit tonne of money on that from hax, so we can go round rampaging n00bs.
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Sorry no GTA, I got Apex or Titanfall
Crap at Fifa
Working on my multiplayer list
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Titanfall > Apex but at least your taste in games isnt as shit as everything else. Get Red Dead and play cowboy with me 🤠
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
I do have Red Dead
In work ATM so won't be on for about 24 more hours
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
😫
1 Woolgun 2020-02-10
You looking to get some of that Bareback Mountain action? 😏
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
It's the only reason I play
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Apparently no PSN action
Lol
What a karma farm
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-10
Apex is kino
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
I'll whoop that ass boy. Titanfall is by far the better game, in every aspect that matters
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
I just got on PSN and no friend request?
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
I got drunk af last night and forgot lol I'll try and remember after work
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
That's cool
I was a bit pissed off hundreds of angry people
Not 1 manned up to add me lol
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Lmao
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
This is gayer than the assfucking
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-10
If my wife found out about this, she'd probably stop pegging me. No way I'm risking that.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Fair's fair
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
We know you like to get fucked in the ass, how about in CoD?
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-10
Why do you hate bisexuality?
1 EasySchmitty 2020-02-10
Chad reply tbh
1 stosshobel 2020-02-10
Wife is a binge drinker
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Makes sense
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-10
More proof the Saxons did literally nothing wrong in stealing Brittain from the celts. I really loved how the Welsh were portrayed in the Last Kingdom.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Damn now you reminded me I need to finish that last season
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-10
It was pretty good. One of the only good shows Netflix puts out.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Yeah caught me off guard with the first few episodes, I wasnt expecting much. I loved playing Total War Attila while watching it
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-02-10
(👁 ͜ʖ👁)
He's also a fake pagan
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-10
Don’t you have to BS white supremacist to be pagan?
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
If you want to be cool while you do it yeah
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-10
G*rmanoids can't honestly larp pagans because their myths were written down by christians hundreds of years after their conversion. That what they get for living in frozen mudhuts.
1 nutterbutterscones 2020-02-10
thought this was destiny but es way too tall
1 Platycel 2020-02-10
His eyes.
His eyes make me want to end his suffering
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-10
Yeah I saw he had his account for 9 years. Gotta be a bunch of personal information on there.
1 Satansbigsausage 2020-02-10
He takes fashion advice from r/numetal lol. I don't even know what to say!
1 moddestmouse 2020-02-10
Literally worse than getting fucked in the ass as a bit.
1 no_no_police 2020-02-10
🤣🤣🤣
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-10
hes british, shocker
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Even worse, Welsh 🤮
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-10
https://www.reddit.com/r/selfie/comments/8nuauv/watch_out_ladies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
A bong 🤒🤒🤒🥴🥴🥴🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
1 dromonought 2020-02-10
I dont think the ladies have anything to worry about my dude
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-10
Yeah that’s why he’s banging dudes lmao
1 justagaydude123 2020-02-10
Getting banged by dudes*
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-10
Looks like a 45 year old child.
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
It's a great shirt
1 [deleted] 2020-02-10
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1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-10
Okay, I’m gonna ask the big question: what kind of nu-metal?
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Adema, Korn, limp ect
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-10
Ah okay. I didn’t know what numetal meant these days.
Obligatory those bands suck, omg, and all that.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Static X, which I can respect, but post Wayne Static, so respect withdrawn. That's like seeing Megadeth without Dave.
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
I love Static X
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Me too bud, but without Wayne? Disgusting.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-10
gaaaaaaay
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-10
I don’t know Static X, but Megadeth without Dave sounds hilarious. It’s more an extension of his fatwa on Metallica than a consistent band.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Lmao
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-10
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Exactly this
1 FarSeat6 2020-02-10
Where did he post a selfie?
1 Chapose 2020-02-10
Literally nothing about this is cute
1 automatic_cluck 2020-02-10
This is gay af
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-10
Unironically this is gayer than actual fags having gay sex.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-10
This is cultural appropriation of bussy-americans
1 Peytons_5head 2020-02-10
Its gayer for a straight guy who is "straight" to take it up the ass while his watch directs them than it is for a gay dude to take it up the butt because he loves penis in his butt.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-10
No joke I've been blown by at least 40 dudes less gay than this.
1 Armadildo_ 2020-02-10
Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.
How's the transition to beer going?
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-10
4 a day, thanks for the advice. Hasn't been a challenge or anything. I know it's the oldest line in the book but I was pretty confident I could quit when I wanted, I just didn't have a great barometer for how much was actually too much. Based on some of the replies I'm kinda surprised I didn't get alcohol poisoning.
Definitely preferred the effect whisky had on the digestive system tho...
3 Armadildo_ 2020-02-10
That's 400 more calories too, soon you will no longer be skeletor.
I could drink 750ml in a day without getting alcohol poisoning, but that is from binge drinking heavily for 10 years not 4 months lol. And the hangover would be legendary, I wouldn't be able to stomach alcohol for a few weeks. I don't understand how you could do it being so light and manage it every day, you must have some mutant superhuman liver genes.
2 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-10
Probably not, but it might get me to no longer calorie deficient.
And hell, maybe I did fuck up my liver and it just hasn't hit me yet? I don't really know what that looks like or how long symptoms take to set in, my family tends to die from heart or colon problems. Or suicide, lotta that.
1 Armadildo_ 2020-02-10
Well your liver usually gives your signs before it goes. If your eyes start turning yellow get your ass to hospital.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
You'll be fine kid, most livers can take quite a beating before any problems happen. Learn to drink a few shots of whiskey and then coast on beers for the night and you'll be fine
2 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-02-10
Are you tapering off to zero long-term or just swapping to something lighter? B/c the final switch to sober is way easier gut-wise from beer than spirits.
2 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-10
I plan to just go back to being a social drinker again.
My digestive system has all sorts of other problems going on so sober isn't going to be much better, unfortunately.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-02-10
Best of luck, man! Doing the same thing myself.
1 blue_chads 2020-02-10
Take it from me, you can't really just go back to social drinking and have that be it. You'll be off that wagon before you even set foot on it. If you can manage to go sober, do that and never drink again. A nugget of wisdom I once was given is that there is never a thing as a recovered alcoholic, only alcoholics that aren't currently drinking.
4 beers a day sounds very reasonable considering what I've seen.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-10
I'm assuming you didn't see the original post.
With all possible respect, while I did start drinking to deal with 'other life' stuff, I wasn't continuing to drink because I'm an alcoholic. I might have created a physical dependency, but I was never on that 'wagon' as far as psychological addiction goes.
I posted that thread because I was concerned about specifics of immediate/short-term use and its impact on health. The issue was never being able to stop. Hell, 10 years ago I drank consistently for 6 months and stopped, and have never felt a craving.
And I smoke, and am deathly addicted to that. I'm no stranger to addiction. I appreciate why it would be hard to take me at my word, but this isn't the same. I don't have dependency issues with alcohol. I feel confident saying that because I don't have any strong feelings about wanting to drink when I'm not drinking. I've also used much harsher and more addictive chemicals for far longer and quit without issue, then resumed casual use. I'm 100% confident this isn't going to be a problem for me. I just needed advice on how to taper down to casual use again safely.
That all said, I really, truly appreciate your well-meaning advice. And I'm sorry for your struggle.
1 blue_chads 2020-02-10
It's good, I believe you.
1 ponyblaze 2020-02-10
nothin gay 'bout a Brojob
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
I actually want to vomit irl
2 FuckKarmaAndFuckYou 2020-02-10
You and me 69 vomiting inside each other's man pussy would be less gayer than this shit.
1 boobies675 2020-02-10
Enjoy yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 wow___justwow 2020-02-10
You missed the most retarded response of all
Wholesome? WHOLESOME? GET THE FUCK OUT
1 Rentokill_boy 2020-02-10
we truly do live in a warped society lmao
1 [deleted] 2020-02-10
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1 pepperouchau 2020-02-10
Hopefully the escort was Keanu Reeves
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-10
We need a Franco
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-10
Based and Españolpilled.
1 Ultrashitposter 2020-02-10
I dont think Franco is gonna cut it in this case. We need something more Völkisch
1 lilalaber 2020-02-10
So i take it you've never been to Spain
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-10
Well, I've never been to Spain but I kind of like the music. They say the ladies are INSANE there and they sure know how to "use it". They don't abuse it. Never gonna lose it. I can't refuse it.
1 diggity_md 2020-02-10
100 wholesome Keanu Reeves big Chungus bacon narwahl moment 💯💯💯🔥💯💯
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-10
Putting quotes around something doesnt make it untrue
1 RigBuild2016 2020-02-10
Wholesome... as in he took the whole sum of all nine insertible inches
1 Costanzas_Wallet 2020-02-10
This concerns me more than alt-right shitlings at this point.
2 Ohsbar 2020-02-10
Alt-right shitposters have shown an ability to crawl out of their basements and cause actual harm. Menslibbers are too afraid of their own shadows be a cause for concern. They're only a threat to themselves.
3 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2020-02-10
Tell that to the countless foids that have fallen victim to the male feminist menace
2 Ohsbar 2020-02-10
Those foids deserve it. How you gonna let a manlet who questions his sexuality and gender daily abuse you?
1 Platycel 2020-02-10
Took you some time
1 Costanzas_Wallet 2020-02-10
I try to lead a monastic life where I can
1 ernaschabulski 2020-02-10
Blessed and Godpilled
1 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-10
His "wife" probably has a feminine benis
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-10
I'm truly suspicious, but I'm not sure which possibility is gayer, honestly.
1 Things_Remote 2020-02-10
Menslibber gets his bussy blasted and now thinks he has discovered some sort of enlightenment when in reality he just figured out he is greek.
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-10
Gets ass fucked ✅
Enjoys it tick ✅
Pays for it tick ✅
Is straight ❌
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-10
I'm really getting sick of these mensliber's bi erasure 😤
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-10
Yes. It's a legitimate and rewarding option, but it seems everyone is too eager to stick to their tribe.
"Definitely 100% straight" or "totally gay". Boring.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-10
Positively dull.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-10
By the way, why are these menslibblers holding onto such archaic terms such as gay and straight? Isn't sexuality and gender on a spectrum and therefore cant be properly labeled?
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
You need to stand up for your queer-ass self, tell this sheep fucker off king
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-10
Good looking out 👍
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Hes being a really good sport and its upsetting me 😭
2 Alicesnakebae 2020-02-10
One has to be a bit based to be into bussy
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-10
Yeah I don't think he's going to fall for my bait. Good on him but he's still a bit erasing jerk 😤
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Just keep 'baitin him, I'm sure he'll come eventually
-1 QuadNarca 2020-02-10
I will use an allegory to prove that he is still straight. Imagine the only ice cream flavor you have ever eaten is vanilla, this is the only flavor of ice cream you ever want to eat, and this is how your friends know you as the vanilla guy, now you become curious and try chocolate ice cream, you like it, but you'll still be remembered by your friends as the vanilla guy, and not the chocolate guy.
3 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Wow, stupid and wrong. Not only did he blow a guy, he said he didnt enjoy it and he did it to expand his wife's "spank bank", which directly implies she isnt sexually satisfied by him and has to regularly masturbate to make up for it. SAD!
-1 QuadNarca 2020-02-10
My argument was not necessary about this situation but generally about straight guys who are curious and try gay sex.
2 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Yeah but you applied it to this situation tangently which makes you.... WRONG.
-2 QuadNarca 2020-02-10
You're right I was just trying to prove that it's not always gay to have gay sex.
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1 forseti911 2020-02-10
That's just bisexual.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-10
he's a brit, isn't this just part of their culture?
1 Penis_Retard 2020-02-10
Do we know if the prostitute was a child?
1 Osterion 2020-02-10
Hmmmm
1 realwhoopiegoldberg3 2020-02-10
You fucking bigot you think taking it up the ass makes you gay? What a homophobe, probably racist too.
1 SnapagatortheCroc 2020-02-10
Why has there been such a big push among lefties to try to make the 'straight men who love gay sex' narrative a thing?
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-10
Spend less time on the internet lmao.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-02-10
Lefties are only on the internet
1 nybbas 2020-02-10
That's what my buddy told me when I was ranting at him about gender pronouns and bullshit 4 years ago. Now my other. Buddy's 7th grader has multiple nonbinary and "trans" friends in her middle school class. This shit starts on the internet.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-10
Spend less time on the internet. And stop being so fucking stupid. Maybe think about having less stupid friends.
1 nybbas 2020-02-10
Who the FUCK asked you for words? huh?
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-10
You. I can recognize the desperate cries for help due to my long years of experience with internet retards.
1 nybbas 2020-02-10
my god....
1 15nelsoc 2020-02-10
Acknowledging that sucking or fucking dick is gay throws a wrench into the narrative that it's still straight to fuck a "woman" with a penis. It's easier to just pretend that guzzling any cock isn't gay than it is to somehow explain how it's sometimes gay but completely straight if it's a shenis. Tranoids once again confusing the narrative of the LGB crowd.
4 Woolgun 2020-02-10
Ur wrong.
It is more about a "you are valid, you are what you say and nothing you do or anything that other people or society says can invalidate that" mindset.
This applies to a lot of shit. You can look like a Hulk Hogan and still call yourself a cute catgirl. You can get railed in the ass by a gymbro every day of your life and suddenly at 80 you say "hmmm I actually didn't enjoy getting fucked my entire life, I think I like women" and just like that, you're straight. Or you could be a massive fan of a singer, even though you're only ever heard 1 song from them and that's the extent of your knowledge of fandom.
It's an extension of "everyone is cute and valid and we cannot have some basic, somewhat objective definitions for shit because that would be bigoted and gatekeeping".
2 15nelsoc 2020-02-10
That's a better explanation. I don't understand the self deluded tardation either way.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-10
If pornhub recommends you gay porn this means that the algorithm has determined scientifically that you are gay. That is all, there's no need to be upset.
1 nonsiamouguali 2020-02-10
The sexual revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-10
Enforced male harems when.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2020-02-10
https://www.reddit.com/r/gay/comments/ezblaw/nsfw_advice_on_first_time_sex/fgma3qr
Holy shit this dude literally sucked another guy's dick to please his wife. This is somehow even more gay than getting fucked in the ass, cause at least you are doing that for your own pleasure.
1 Fortizen 2020-02-10
10 years ago, "soon, you'll have to suck dick to prove youre straight" was somewhere between a deranged conspiracy and a joke. Now though...
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Something something slippery slope...
1 IraqiLobster 2020-02-10
Slope is a bit greasier than I remember
1 Peytons_5head 2020-02-10
Also low key sociopath wife move. Imagine pressuring your straight girlfriend into eating pussy just so you jerk off
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2020-02-10
That’s hot
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
This sounds like someone trying really hard to hold on to their "I'm not gay" card.
1 Penis_Retard 2020-02-10
I'm not gay, I just fuck dudes
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
Obviously.
1 AnalDestruxion 2020-02-10
Is fucking bussy gay if you're getting paid?
1 Penis_Retard 2020-02-10
Yes
1 Peytons_5head 2020-02-10
Ftfy
1 forseti911 2020-02-10
It's actually a giant fetish for a lot of gay men to fuck guys who claim they are straight. They're just trying to coom harder not make sense.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
That actually makes a lot of sense.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-10
Omega-cope
1 SlimjobDopamine 2020-02-10
I'm vegan but who doesn't enjoy a nice, juicy steak every now and again, am I right guys?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
Apt comparison.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
This dude is all over subs like /r/meetpeople and /r/skypepals trying to make friends. Sounds to me like he's either unironically a cuck looking for friends, or he's on the DL and did this more to please his butthole and prostate than to please his wife.
Of course the other option is that his wife's bull was the one that he fucked.
1 Peetrius 2020-02-10
100% the case, i give it a month before he starts soliciting /r/RandonActsOfBlowjobs.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
And he'll be giving the BJs not receiving them...
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-10
Just realised how pathetic it is to pay for gay hookers 😂
There's literally thousands of thirsty bussy hunters on grindr looking to bang for free and this guy paid them 😂 😂 😂
Literally just post bussy on grindr and await the stampede.
Unless you're fat and uggo 🤔
2 Aletherios 2020-02-10
Doubt it. Gay men have even lower standards than straight men. You'll always find a man who has successfully fetishised your grotesque appearance
1 paristetris 2020-02-10
Damn I unironically wish I were gay
Maybe i should try sissy hypno
1 Not_Obsessive 2020-02-10
Only if you're not an ethnic though
1 ClementineChime 2020-02-10
Not everyone has experience on this field sweaty.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-02-10
But they should
1 TayloTayloBookito 2020-02-10
The homocracy cumeth.
1 Funkyduffy 2020-02-10
Inshallah
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-10
Like real hookers, I imagine you pay them to leave.
1 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-02-10
Gay men are famous for their commitment to relationships and monogamy.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-10
There are clingers in any group.
1 Platycel 2020-02-10
And AIDS
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
OK, weird, but I'm going to let it slide...
Again, I guess you committed to giving your wife a show.
And now we have confirmation that this was just so his wife could see him get pounded by a man. FFS. I thought OP was just exaggerating for the sake of drama.
I don't think he can say that he isn't at least a little gay after getting railed by a gay pro.
1 Chrissy42 2020-02-10
Imagine having lost so much respect for your man, that you want to see him taking it up the ass and not caring if he likes it or not.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
I think he's having to pay the price for the Chad that fucked her in the ass back in the day.
1 dromonought 2020-02-10
I want to see his post on r/relationship_advice now saying his wife's leaving him cos he's been getting dicked
1 Chrissy42 2020-02-10
My wife left me for my gay lover(I'm not gay, I'm straight). What can I do?
1 Peytons_5head 2020-02-10
Its worse than that. Her fantasy has her husband specifically getting fucked. She didnt just want to watch gay sex, him not liking it was a crucial part of why she liked it.
This is an insane foid version of painal porn, only it was with someone youre supposed to love.
1 AgitatedFudge 2020-02-10
how is it gay? being secure about ur sexuality is not gay, it is masculine
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
People who are secure in their heterosexuality don't get ass fucked by other guys.
1 AgitatedFudge 2020-02-10
t. this is your mind when in the closet
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-02-10
can't make this shit up
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
https://www.removeddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/f1o802/i_explored_my_sexuality_and_never_felt_better_nsfw/?sort=controversial
There is some pretty good deleted stuff. Enjoy.
1 flexharder 2020-02-10
What the fuck does this even mean??
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
I don't really know. I just love that they are pretending like the gay prostitute is being forced.
1 flexharder 2020-02-10
I really dont know if half of reddit is bots or if they are severely autistic at this point. Paying a prostitute for sex is rape now i guess lmao.
3 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-10
This is unironically the growing feminist position.
1 flexharder 2020-02-10
Ill go buy a prostitute just to spite them.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
If you listen to the woke crowd pretty much everything is rape.
1 Peetrius 2020-02-10
No clue, but coincidentally I'm coerced with money every time I go in to work in the morning. If sex work is real work then I figured they'd understand this 😂
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-10
if youre a dude, and get fucked in the ass by another guy, and you liked it, isnt that literally the definition of gay?
what am i missing here?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
I think you are pretty much spot on, but I also don't think that bi men are actually a thing. I think there are gay men and straight men. Bi-men are just gay men who are willing to fuck anything that gives them the green light.
1 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-02-10
I've also known some straight guys so desperate they start fucking dudes.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
Then they aren't really straight.
1 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-02-10
By that logic everyone who fucks fat chicks is into fat chicks.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-02-10
Yep, by definition if you fuck a fat chick, then you are into fat chicks.
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1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-10
Lmao his wife's gonna cuck him in 6 months.
1 Penis_Retard 2020-02-10
Absolutely beyond parody
1 qwertyman_101 2020-02-10
Jesus, I thought from the title maybe his wife pegged him or something. He actually hired a male prostitute to fuck him in the ass. But he's definitely 100% straight.
1 Satansbigsausage 2020-02-10
I love glory hole sex. Unprotected and anonymous goes without saying- barebacking a stranger is the only kind of sex that even counts. But barebacking a hole in the wall, the only part of the bottom I'm fucking visible being his anus, the part that I'm fucking, is the ultimate. Every time it's such a thrill, seeing that special booth at the end is occupied, and the one next to it is free, if only just recently. Debating, for a moment, whether or not to go to it, always deciding to. Seeing the hand wave at the hole, inviting. Then the anus is pressed up against the hole. Always heavily lubed, sometimes visibly dripping out previous loads of cum. I love seeing that well exercised, well greased rectum. Love running my fingers along the spokes, picking up lube and earlier tops' cum on my fingertips. Wondering how many other naked cocks have been there in the last hour, day, week. A dozen, a hundred? I only know I'm not the first. A lick to create a path for the head of my penis to slide along on it's way in. Another stroke of the spokes to collect more mixed lube and cum, and then rubbing it on my own dick. Mostly just the head - entering this asshole will be smooth and easy. One last moment, gazing down at the scene before me in appreciation, and then action. I place the head of my penis at the beginning of the trail of saliva I layed, then slide up it until it encounters the spokes of the asshole. A moment, a breath, and then pushing in. And now, my naked dick is up this naked anus. And it's heaven, that utterly anonymous, utterly unprotected rectum gripping my hard dick. And I fuck and fuck, not bothering to imagine what he looks like, just glorying in the moment. And then cumming. Slamming my cock in up to the base as I pump my semen into his naked hole, mixing with the loads already in there. Staying for a moment, then pulling out and watching the gush of cum and lube come rushing back out, onto the wall, the floor.
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1 Satansbigsausage 2020-02-10
hehe, hard!
1 justagaydude123 2020-02-10
Hot.
1 Satansbigsausage 2020-02-10
Stolen from a posting I saw on r/gaysexconfessions
1 BigTimePussyGetter 2020-02-10
Ha gaaaaay
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-10
bruh
1 Laser_Printer 2020-02-10
As someone who is actually married to a dude this guy managed to be a bigger faggot than me.
1 fitness 2020-02-10
What does this mean?
1 Penis_Retard 2020-02-10
Fucking dudes doesn't make you gay as long as you're in denial
1 forseti911 2020-02-10
I guess closeted Republican who fuck rentboys really are straight when they say it out loud.
1 Blaphtome 2020-02-10
Obviously the ACTUAL gays, are the ones refusing pee pee in their poo poo.
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-10
Then what the actual fuck is sexuality? People don't even try to be consistent these days.
1 GaysianSupremacist 2020-02-10
Yes, but if you are certain that you are straight, you wouldn't go to fuck a man because you know you derive no pleasure from such action.
1 Mrtheliger 2020-02-10
Imagine touching another man's dick willingly and still claiming to be straight. You could maybe eventually convince me that if you got a blowjob from a dude it was just a test. Hell, even if you fucked a dude when you were younger I could maybe come around to thinking you're straight somehow.
But touching some other dudes dick? That's gay as fuck. why are dudes are supposed to be progressive afraid of calling themselves bi?
1 charming_tatum 2020-02-10
Saying gay stuff on r/menslib ≠ gay
Saying gay stuff on r/drama = gay
1 duckduckgoit 2020-02-10
You can build a thousand bridges....
But suck one cock and you’re a dirty cock sucker
1 jimmerz28 2020-02-10
The amount of times he needs to congratulate himself and reaffirm to himself how "liberating" it was within those three little sentences tells you he def. bottomed while his wife watched him get fucked.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2020-02-10
Broke: supporting gay marriage.
Woke: having an open marriage.
Bespoke: taking it in the ass to own the conservatives.
1 employee10038080 2020-02-10
If you like dick in your butt, you're gay. Maybe you're bi, but definitely gay.
1 dverlik 2020-02-10
The real question is:
WHO DID GET CUCKED?
1 Neon_needles 2020-02-10
LOL
1 editthnksforgold 2020-02-10
So you’re not confident in yourself is what you just concluded to...
Is bullying legal again?
1 RollUpMySpliff1 2020-02-10
This is unironically the most appalling thing I’ve ever read in my life
1 chad_thunderclock 2020-02-10
Still straighter than the guy who spent the weekend playing Nintendo Switch
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2020-02-10
What a bottom bitch
1 pepperouchau 2020-02-10
Jesus christ, why not just be bi?
1 fernguts 2020-02-10
I want to believe he's just a troll, but given the state of young men these days, I'm not so sure.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-10
It's all so tiresome
1 Not_Obsessive 2020-02-10
Man, I swear, breeders get weirder by the day
1 YHofSuburbia 2020-02-10
You know, I can buy that enjoying girldick doesn't make you gay, whatever. But if you literally take dick from another man, how on earth is that not at least bi? If being gay is ok (which it is) then why try to hide your sexuality with (bro it's not gay if I don't think it is"? Makes no sense
1 Ohsbar 2020-02-10
Nigga what?
1 YHofSuburbia 2020-02-10
I mean I don't get it, but I can kinda see the logic.
But there's no way you can convince me sucking a man's dick and taking it up the ass isn't gay.
1 Ohsbar 2020-02-10
Don't understand why trans organizations don't target these guys. They're one cis privilege guilt trip away from being convinced to transition. This would be preferable to their usual grooming of children to fill their ranks.
1 Babinx 2020-02-10
Women have always had a fetish for degrading their man as much as humanely possible, this is nothing new.
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Well hello everyone, was not expecting this kind of response
I don't mind people ripping in to me but please don't bring my daughter in to it
1 ATissu 2020-02-10
Yeah, I can actually believe that for some reason 🤔
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
I felt nothing doing it, no hard on or anything
2 ATissu 2020-02-10
why did you even think about doing it? Like I legitimately can't imagine willingly "trying" something I KNOW I won't like
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
I do it for her
She invites another women
Maths :)
1 ATissu 2020-02-10
is this...based?
Idk man I guess you know your maths better than I do. At least you're pretty chill for someone who posts on menslib
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Naw it's cool, not everyone thinks the same
I don't mind people having fun
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Based af
1 _innawoods 2020-02-10
Uh idk man, to me the whole "get fucked in the butt" thing kinda invalidates the "fuck two women at once" thing.
now admittedly I have no experience with either scenario, but my theoretical desire not to get fucked in the butt outweighs my desire to sleep with a significant other and a gal pal.
Like, honest question, why can't you and your wife just be happy with fucking each other and leaving it at that?
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Sex is great and you can never have too much
1 _innawoods 2020-02-10
Hard disagree. Anything worth doing is worth doing in moderation.
1 ATissu 2020-02-10
Well to be fair he only got fucked by one dude, that's... moderate i guess lmao
1 Nom_Chompy 2020-02-10
The thought of your wife getting off did nothing for you?
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
It did but the situation countered it
1 Nom_Chompy 2020-02-10
I gotcha. If there is a next time though I’d try a different escort. With enough talent and your wife more actively involved I bet new, mutually enjoyable vistas could open wide.
1 _innawoods 2020-02-10
So you were, in fact, turned off by it?
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Yes, did nothing for me
But my wife got a fantasy fulfilled so job done
Infinity points from here
2 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-10
Are you worried your wife will respect you less, see you as less of a man, or be less attracted to you now that she's watched you bend over and take it up the ass from another man?
2 buddamus 2020-02-10
No, I have seen her lick pussy and that didn't make me respect her less
1 BasedinOK 2020-02-10
Does she ID as bi?
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Yes
2 RaisedByError 2020-02-10
Do you have any idea why the original thread was locked?
2 buddamus 2020-02-10
No
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-10
Does your wife have a reddit account? Can we talk to her?
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Unfortunately not
6 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-10
Can you cash in some of your "got fucked by a guy" points and get her to make one?
2 Mayos_side 2020-02-10
He has infinite
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
I love you
1 LyrMeThatBifrost 2020-02-10
Please get her to do an AMA on here
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-10
Did you know that you can have a healthy relationship based around something other than point scores and extramarital cocksucking? Or what?
2 ATissu 2020-02-10
wrong, if he doesn't suck that dick she will. It's all about not getting cucked, regardless of the sacrifices needed
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-10
Sucking cock to own the foids.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
This is even worse than enjoying it! Sorry about anyone bringing up your daughter, it's a bit too far, but holy shit this is peak beta-Male 😂
1 Ohsbar 2020-02-10
Nigga u gay
1 Neutral_Fellow 2020-02-10
Every time hereafter that woman looks upon you, she will not see a man.
1 Fair-Fly 2020-02-10
... you brought your daughter into it. But really, you never should've had kids, I'm sure you must agree.
1 AgitatedFudge 2020-02-10
there is nothing gay about this, u do not magically become gay when u have sex with another dude u are born gay. The only people that would think this is gay are people who are insecure about their own sexuality
1 jackcaboose 2020-02-10
This guy was gay when he was born, he's just in denial
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
Sorry to disappoint
3 AgitatedFudge 2020-02-10
dont listen to them u are easily the straightest person here. it takes a lot of sexual security to have sex w/ another dude. 90% chance that all of these bussyphobic ppl are in the closet
2 buddamus 2020-02-10
I really don't care that much, I think I ruined the fun by not being angry lol
3 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-10
Lil bit, but you made up for it by being cool. For a guy who sucks dick anyways.
2 buddamus 2020-02-10
Thanks
1 jackcaboose 2020-02-10
it's ok, r/drama will always be here for your bussyblasting needs when you realise
1 RememeberNotToThink 2020-02-10
It's not gay if you don't touch dick. Meme becomes reality.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-10
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say hes telling the truth. This ""man"" is so pathetic and subservient to his wife, that hes willing to get his bussy plundered just for a sadistic foids pleasure.
1 cwilfried 2020-02-10
Like a great prophet said : " Eeww nibba you gay".
1 S-E-London 2020-02-10
Ok you guys are right British redditors are a mistake
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2020-02-10
"Its my wife's fantasy so its not gay"
1 no_no_police 2020-02-10
Am I reading satire? Jfc
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-02-10
Jesus christ, that sub makes Jake Rapp look redpilled
1 10inchblackhawk 2020-02-10
If this guy took dick in his ass without his wife giving him a threesome, I have to find a new place to lower my respect for menslibbers.
1 LeDarkElbow 2020-02-10
That is the most pathetic, fag infested sub Ive seen since this one.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-10
Jerkcity comic about Straight Gene sucking pricks in the stall here
1 Areallycoolname999 2020-02-10
I lured this cow to our pastures via PM so you are all welcome btw
1 LyrMeThatBifrost 2020-02-10
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
1 unrulyfarmhand 2020-02-10
No way she’s not enormous
1 Ohsbar 2020-02-10
Nigga went from having a wife to having a beard. After he transitions she'll be upgraded to 'cohabiting partner'.
1 AutisticMerleHaggard 2020-02-10
dennismiller2024 alt for sure
1 zhcyiDnein 2020-02-10
This is so much better than as a black man.
1 seve_rage 2020-02-10
Truly there is no creature more pitiful or degenerate than an /r/menslib subscriber
1 buddamus 2020-02-10
After 24 hours non of these fags added me to PSN
Turns out Drama has no bite lol
1 AwanBros 2020-02-10
This type of trolling is shaping society. Have we gone too far🤔
1 Fortay_Cones 2020-02-10
Lol ok sweatie.
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0 Neutral_Fellow 2020-02-10
That isn't even as gay as it is pathetic.
It is literally a straight guy debasing himself for a woman's sexual fetish.