When you live in the rest of the world's heads rent free.

1  2020-02-11 by MulanMcNugget

129 comments

Have you posted bussy yet?

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You say that, and yet you're going to end up feeling like a bitch after me.

Hi.

Hahaha, this is the saddest thing I have seen.

Really, as sad as all your racist comments that you deleted?

Lol it's not my fault white people are so fragile gotta keep my karma up. Why don't we skip the foreplay and you jump on my BBC you little twink.

A. My IBS will kick in and you'll end up with projectile shit everywhere. You'll get pretty sick.

B. Honestly, you're just another Asian chick with penis envy.

C. You're actually the guy from wrestlelamia

Ha. He. Hehehe. You sure you're living rent free kid?

Yea, you can tell your the one replying multiple times to each comment. Now show me the bussy.

We get it. You use your sexuality as a weapon. But we know where my TASTES lie.

But we know where my TASTES lie.

Yes imagining about strangers being young and wanking too much you made that abundantly clear mate.

Sigh.

Your mom. The most delicious slice of pie in all of Russia. I don't like the vodka flavoring.....

Man, just soooooo slow.

Just sitting there, waiting for the wheels to turn. You have encountered little to no hardships in your life. Welcome to the real world, freedom isn't free, it costs a buck o nine. Unless its your mom, that's always free and fun!!!!

Om nom nom nom nom

Is it true that you like to knit sweaters out of all the pubes you get stuck in your teeth?

Om nom nom nom nom

You seem like the kind of guy that masturbated too much when he was young so now you have problems cumming. I bet it slowly dribbles out of you, like a sad broken hose that only you played with because you are just an unattractive person, with no redeemable qualities. Always fantasizing, never able to actually verbalize your feelings to the ones you want to be with.

I can literally smell your passive aggressive anger.

You seem like the kind of guy that masturbated too much when he was young so now you have problems cumming. I bet it slowly dribbles out of you,

Bet you where rock hard typing that out you pedo.

This is great.

A. You can't think for yourself, you need my words

B. You don't laid! At all! I'm in a healthy 15 year relationship, I have genuinely forgotten what you are going through and can no longer relate

C. Is your mom underage? Cause she's the only other woman i slang my hot man juice into.

D. I'm now living rent free in your head, so much so that you make a fanfiction about cum oozing out my teenage cock.

This is truly great news! I've been trying to get with younger mom's lately, they tend to be able to keep their legs spread for longer periods of time.

Is it really true that you once combed Boris Johnson's ass hairs with your teeth?

Did your mom really make you wear male chastity cages to school and they were prescription strength and doctor recommended?

Just wondering when you're actually going to have the mental stamina to keep up. This is getting sad.

Lol you're really upset.

I don't think you understand how this goes kid

Oh please enlighten me. Tell me how the mayo who replies to every comment I make with 4 shite jokes isn't absolutely seething.

Ohhhj. I get it. You can't keep up, therefore you need to make the quantity. Even though it's still filled with some quality reality about the state of your mom's sex drive. Do you ever wonder if she dreams of getting gang banged? Do you think she's willing to swallow for the right person? Would she deal with the pain of anal just to see me smile?

Essentially, you get out worked until give up.

Haha "worked" your the one typing 4/5 comments to my one. Like I said rent free.

Like I said, no work ethic or resolve. Or creativity. It's ok, youre going to learn today!

It's ok, just admit that you can't keep up.

I obviously don't care about this as much as you do.

Says the person still responding. Because when, WHEN, you do give up, I'm living in your head. You have to block meeeeeee.

Hi.

You sure you don't care? Because your mom does. And she tells me the things that go on in her household.

A. Stop picking your nose so much

B. Stop fapping into your socks

C. Stop stealing money out of your mom's purse

D. If she catches you trying to use her tampons again, she's going to put you back in a chastity cage for your dick

Yeeeeah, you care. Watch, you're typing out s response right now. Face it, this backfired on you hard. I bet you'll be like all the other ones and think twice about posting for at least the next 3 days. I changed you kid, just a little bit for a little time. But that was the easiest break of the year so far. No resolve, no wonder why your country left the EU

COPE.

I broke you!!!!!

You responded!!!?! I broke you!!!!!!

Hahahaaaaaaa!

Rent free!!

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom

COPE.

Look who's responding 4/5 times a minute now! Let's see how long you can keep pace mr fancy bear.

COPE.

So, if a three fingered man came along and offered to fuck your mom, would she get over the gag reflex and take his homeless pipe that has mold all the way down her throat?

COPE.

Cums

Oily

Parents

Excited

It's true, the oilier my cum, the quicker the felching process for your dad

COPE.

You know a kid is triggered when they stick to just one word screaming it over and over and over because their brain can't, wait for it,

COPE!

Jajajaja

sua mãe tem um gosto delicioso

C'mon, you gotta admit that bot you got was hilarious!!!!!

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Omit

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Exercise

So that's what your mum meant

Too easy!

Just like.....

Yer mum!

And your comments are all stale and flimsy, like your dad's junk! Now make sure there's honey and mayo in the fridge, you know your mum needs some honey in her tea and some mayo in her sandwich after her workout.

Hey, do you ask your mum when "Brekkie" is ready?

Just something original kid, post something original that shows you have some semblance of a personality and are able to be even the slightest bit creative. C'mon, now's the Time, not later.

I can smell the sweat forming under your noobs. Take a shower.

noobs

Oh no I pissed of gamer. What you going to do raid my Royale castle or whatever dumbshit you do in that game made to milk people like with a room temperature IQ.

Ummm 146, according to Mensa.

I would own you in just about any game little boy.

according to Mensa

Hahahahahah your one of those people, imagine feeling obligated to justify you being a retard.

Forced testing in high school when I pulled a 142. Scored in the 98th percentile when testing for the military. Can't you smell the creativity Mr fancy bear?

Lol, your a boot too this is great.

So yes, you ask your mom for brekkie while wearing a baby Yoda robe, got it fancy bear.

So you are in the military?

Stop diverting Mr fancy bear and stay on topic. On a scale of 1 to yum, how delicious does your mom taste?

Take that as a no then? Probably couldn't pass PT that's a shame.

Family threatened to disown me, and this was 5 months before 9/11.

Should of waited until the Boston bombing then you could dunked on the "haji's" with your IQ and their permission.

Sure that wasn't the only reason they threatened to disown you though, they probably know about your predilection teen boi cock.

I've personally met all the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing through charity work, even raised $2,000 with the local fighting game community by running an event at a place called game underground, back when they were open in Framingham, MA. What have you ever done to help your community?

I've personally met all the victims of the Boston through charity work

No you haven't, just like you haven't got 148 IQ or all of your other "flexes". You are just some retarded middle-aged gimp who got upset over a shit hell in cell meme and proceeded to make 50+ comments over it in a dead thread because you know how retarded you are.

Working an event back in 2017 at the Boston College Club, look it up

The building is at 100 federal street, the bank of America building. Bc Club owns one half of the event floor on the 36th floor, bank of America owns the other half. Amazing view

You sure showed me your not bussy blasted, by posting a unlisted video from 2 years ago, where you show you mum a sunset and that proves nothing. I find it sad how much effort you put into these interactions and all over a hell in the cell joke.

Feel kinda bad now, your clearly mentally retarded in some capacity the very least a brush with the tisms. I couldn't care less about who you are or about any of your ''achievements'' because to me your just some scuffy retard who got upset over a lame joke who then proceeded to make 70+ comments and provided video so you can pretend you have had some sort of victory. It was funny now it's just pathetic.

I showed you the Boston College Club, a place where I get a lot of business accomplished. Hell of a view, and my mom wanted to see what her old stomping grounds look like from where I am now.

Your idea of a joke is sad. Your constant disregard for obvious sarcasm is profound. Your inability to give me an accurate assessment of your mom's vaginal fluid flavors is another blatant attempt at keeping the people from the truth. We want answers, we demand satisfaction!

I am afflicted with ADHD, it's definitely a disability at times. The victory of truth and spending time enriching the lives of those afflicted with horrible tragedy is something you can't strip away. Having the video proof only seals the deal. I love how I'm your world, showing proof equates to a mental disease. It's not you, nope. It always everyone else.

Based on my few hours spent disseminating you, I would recommend looking up Maladaptive perfectionism. Seriously.

I showed you the Boston College Club, a place where I get a lot of business accomplished. Hell of a view, and my mom wanted to see what her old stomping grounds look like from where I am now.

Which proves fuck all besides the fact your mum sang copious amounts dick and even if it did, it wouldn't change the fact that you're just some autistic sperg that needs validation from a random on the internet because your fragile ego was hurt over a hell in the cell joke. My life is pretty good and I find satisfaction in the occasional good deed, but difference is I don't need to post ''proof'' of it because I couldn't give a shit what some random cunt thinks.

Your inability to give me an accurate assessment of your mom's vaginal fluid flavors is another blatant attempt at keeping the people from the truth. We want answers, we demand satisfaction!

Sorry, clearly I don't have the same type of intimate relationship that you have with your mum so I don't know that information, so I guess you will have settle for my teenage wanking habits.

Post proof of your good deeds when asked. And I'm asking you to prove what you say. Which you can't. Because you hide online so you can say the nasty things you just don't have the manhood to say when it actually matters.

So normally, my chunky man mess tends to change a woman's pH levels and change the very essence of how they taste. I've literally changed the composition of your mom's vaginals fluids and am simply curious with how the results turned out. You choose to withhold critical information from the science community and are holding back progress. Also, your mom said of she catches you brushing your teeth with your fermented cum one more time, she's going to take away your GI Joe's for a whole week this time.

Post proof of your good deeds when asked. And I'm asking you to prove what you say. Which you can't. Because you hide online so you can say the nasty things you just don't have the manhood to say when it actually matters.

Here's me contributing the developing world

https://twitter.com/bluesince84/status/777963207243825153?lang=en

Part of me wants to click, so at least give me a description of what I have in store for me. What charity was it and who benefited?

See that? Not only do I love my mom, I show her my success, have a good life and love getting new real estate.

Don't you hate when life proves you wrong?

Now, the first and last months deposit are $2600, and a security deposit of $1300 is required to stay in this thread.

Nothing. You've done nothing!!

You're a waste, left behind in a country that's being left behind.

Can you talk up? I can't hear your little evoice

Man, you did not read the fine print about the free rent huh?

Is it really true that you have a collection of all your toe nail clippings and that you try to get celebrities to sign each one individually?

Awaits incoming quote from myself and more sexualized content

How hard was it having to watch your country leave the EU?

Are you one of the ones left behind in a country that has now been left behind?

If your mom has to choose between getting fingerbanged by a group or doing anal on national TV, which one of her favorite activities would she have to give up?

This is great! Rent free huh?

Yea it really is. never seen someone get so bussyblasted by a hell in the cell joke that they go through someone post history and follow them to shitpost they made a day a go. I sure that 15 year relationship is real fulfilling lol.

Wow, how suddenly mature of you Rooskie bot 4.0

Awwwww

Your username.....

It's just full of sadness

Are you really this buttburt over dipping sauce? Does your mom taste like that sauce?

Om nom nom nom nom

Niggerz

How do you say reported in your language?

Reported

You were! Remember it was me!

I'll keep you in my dreams, baby.

I am the nightmare of nightmares, so seems right.

Not even ants find you to be a nightmare.

You're right, I respect anthills when I see them.

Also, ants are badass.

Not really.

Ok, I give. Your nightmare already happened, RIP Windows phones.

Funny.

There is humor in truth.

There is also humour in the existence of your life.

And sadness, and tragedy, and joy, and sexuality, and boring times, and moments of perfection, times of triumph, times of loss, points of no return, seeing the least tended plant grow the strongest while also watching the strongest ants need to be propped up to stay alive.

Goodness me.

There's still so much more and yet I'll be lucky if I get to interact with .01% of what's out there.

Please don't explore anything further.

Nice, so you don't even click and give things a chance. 10 minute video and responded 30 seconds later. You choose to remain ignorant, like it's your job.

I'm not watching a half-hour video at 3am.

10 minutes. Jeez, seems like your stamina problem followed you online....

3:51 am. Good night.

I don't know, sounds like cowardice. It's a harmless video, might help you sleep, seriously. Trust the internet for once, try it.

No

What's your opinion of the CCP?

The hell is that?

The hell is what?

The CCP. The hell did you think I could've been referring to?

I don't know what you're referencing....

You asked for my opinion on it.

When? That must've been someone else. What's the CCP?

Nice try, bud. I saw the notification come in. I tapped on it. It was you asking me my opinion of the CCP. Ninja edit won't stop me from remembering what you said.

Oh boy. So you won't click on any links or provide and proof. You came here to troll me but now you're saying I'm trolling you..... None of this adds up

When did I say you were trolling me?

Night night my fellow Irish citizen. May your failures also stray out of this conversation and into the other facets of your life.

I'm not Irish.

Is it true that you learned Portuguese just so you could participate in more Brazilian cave fart porn movies as a fluffer?

Awwww, is rent cost too high?

Did you already give up?

And you call me the weak one because of my skin color!

I call you the weak one because of your work ethic and lack of resolve.

Is this about the mom joke?

Cause it wasn't a joke, it was an inquiry. You came out of her the day you were born, just wondering what the taste in your mouth was like, nothing more. Don't know why you're getting so offended, I didn't even bring up your parents birth control methods. You know, the one where your dad INSISTS on felching out the cum after I cream pie her.

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