She's probably fat. I'm not soy, I just quit dating because it's nothing but fatties working part time jobs, trying to live that weird portland life (which hasn't existed for at least 5 years) as far as the eye can see.
Past a certain age, most definitely. Body positivity and HAES is very popular here, as is poly. I make good money, but not enough to go chasing after 22 year olds.
Explain to me what exactly the weird Portland life was and why it stopped existing. I’ve never been really interested in Portland but it sounds like a story.
Basically you have a place with low cost of living; artists, musicians, entrepreneurs move in; a scene develops; word gets out and people from California start moving there and fuck up the housing market; rents skyrocket; now those artists, musicians, and entrepreneurs can't afford to live or run businesses there any more so they bounce; then you're just left with a bunch of yuppies lining up to go to the latest trendy Noun & Noun establishment. It happened to Seattle in the 90's, then Portland, now it's happening in Boise and even Spokane.
Ah fair enough I’ve seen California dipshits continue to ruin Seattle further in the early 2000’s. They really screwed up anyplace cool on the west coast.
Yeah my first apartment in Seattle was on 17th and 45th. It was $900 for a three bedroom. My last apartment in Seattle was $1750 for a 2 bedroom on 45th and Fremont.
When I was younger I dated a thot like this. She loved that I had money, was in shape, etc. she also constantly fucking complained that all I do is work, work out, etc. dumped her ass and now that she’s in her 30’s she’s gained about 80 pounds and is rapidly approaching wine aunt status.
Assuming this is a real person and not some larper, the reason she can't get a man is obvious.
I’m fit, have a good job, own my own home, above average height, educated, cultured, conventionally attractive and have my own hobbies. I refuse to date down or settle. I want my equal but am not finding anyone in Portland who matches my criteria and isn’t a playboy.
Honey, any man that is the equivalent of you can easily get girls a decade younger and doesn't give a shit about you owning your own home.
You are way past prime, most important assets are in decline, and probably have been for a while. Single or settle are your only options.
I'm pretty sure femaledatingstrategy is a bunch of dudes roleplaying.
This is totally an incel role playing a woman.
I absolutely love how a portion of grown adult males completely believe that women can never do any wrong, and if they do then they are a male roleplaying as a woman.
good looking, tall, white, hetero, can talk about shit other than politics and sports, doesn't smell, carries himself, has money and doesn't look at other women
Women don't ever seem to realize that living in Portland or NYC nukes their chances of finding a male partner, those cities are hilariously gender imbalanced, especially for young people.
I’ve dated Olympic athletes, ofc some beerguzzling plaid shirt Portland bro isn’t up to snuff for me - but that’s just my preference. Most women have no problems finding a boyfriend, but it’s about quality here.
Some random responds with: "I'm pretty sure r/femaledatingstrategy is a bunch of dudes roleplaying."
Nah I’m in the discord. They’re plenty real and most of them are hot - was totally surprised
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1 ObjectiveSuspect 2020-02-11
Snappy is reaching critical self awareness levels.
1 throwawaygiiiirl 2020-02-11
Ooooh very femcel. Yuck.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-11
It’s cause she lives in Portland and the population there is 100% soy. But also she’s probably 100% of the issue as well. Foids gonna foid.
1 Caesar_Not_Dead 2020-02-11
Having been to Portland once (barely escaped) I can confirm. Also everything and everyone smells like absolute piss.
Nuke from orbit.
1 trapochaphouse 2020-02-11
She's probably fat. I'm not soy, I just quit dating because it's nothing but fatties working part time jobs, trying to live that weird portland life (which hasn't existed for at least 5 years) as far as the eye can see.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-11
Portland is all fatty women?
1 trapochaphouse 2020-02-11
Past a certain age, most definitely. Body positivity and HAES is very popular here, as is poly. I make good money, but not enough to go chasing after 22 year olds.
1 somestupidname1 2020-02-11
5 dollars over minimum wage is good money to 22 year olds though.
1 HongKong_Bussy_Lmao 2020-02-11
5 dollars over min wage is also "good money" to arr drama users
1 Cdace 2020-02-11
Explain to me what exactly the weird Portland life was and why it stopped existing. I’ve never been really interested in Portland but it sounds like a story.
1 trapochaphouse 2020-02-11
Basically you have a place with low cost of living; artists, musicians, entrepreneurs move in; a scene develops; word gets out and people from California start moving there and fuck up the housing market; rents skyrocket; now those artists, musicians, and entrepreneurs can't afford to live or run businesses there any more so they bounce; then you're just left with a bunch of yuppies lining up to go to the latest trendy Noun & Noun establishment. It happened to Seattle in the 90's, then Portland, now it's happening in Boise and even Spokane.
1 Cdace 2020-02-11
Ah fair enough I’ve seen California dipshits continue to ruin Seattle further in the early 2000’s. They really screwed up anyplace cool on the west coast.
1 trapochaphouse 2020-02-11
Yeah my first apartment in Seattle was on 17th and 45th. It was $900 for a three bedroom. My last apartment in Seattle was $1750 for a 2 bedroom on 45th and Fremont.
1 simplicity3000 2020-02-11
Standard edition alpha widow. Thinks the hottest guys who pump&dumped her in her early 20s should want to marry her now.
1 spergling_drama_alt 2020-02-11
portland gave us Chael Sonnen and Randy Couture. It cant bet that bad
1 CuriousKrow 2020-02-11
NOOOOOOO women can't ever be shitty people, this has to be a man.
1 Inimical_Twitch 2020-02-11
She's actually a fit, successful heiress. She's even dated Olympic athletes! Snap out of it, babe 😎
Also she totally has a degree in electrical engineering so she's like rly smart
1 Caesar_Not_Dead 2020-02-11
Big mystery why she can't get a mate
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-11
Yikes sweaty, don't you understand that's an incel pretending to be a woman?
1 Mick_mangina 2020-02-11
Unsurprisingly, she hates exercise too
1 Thulox 2020-02-11
And unsurprisingly the man she wants to date is
lmao
1 NiceGuyNationalism 2020-02-11
When I was younger I dated a thot like this. She loved that I had money, was in shape, etc. she also constantly fucking complained that all I do is work, work out, etc. dumped her ass and now that she’s in her 30’s she’s gained about 80 pounds and is rapidly approaching wine aunt status.
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2020-02-11
To be fair everyone in the comments is giving her the business
1 jewdanksdad 2020-02-11
Terfs gonna terf
1 saint2e 2020-02-11
posts in FemaleDatingStrategy
Yup, got a live one, here.
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2020-02-11
Portland is the soy capital of the United States.
1 wow___justwow 2020-02-11
Assuming this is a real person and not some larper, the reason she can't get a man is obvious.
Honey, any man that is the equivalent of you can easily get girls a decade younger and doesn't give a shit about you owning your own home.
You are way past prime, most important assets are in decline, and probably have been for a while. Single or settle are your only options.
1 Thulox 2020-02-11
I absolutely love how a portion of grown adult males completely believe that women can never do any wrong, and if they do then they are a male roleplaying as a woman.
1 Inimical_Twitch 2020-02-11
Guys, look at her post history. She's nuttier than squirrel shit 🐿 💩 🙈
1 newcomer_ts 2020-02-11
Someone, resolve this for me
One possibility
... or, more likely
Which one is it?
1 chad_thunderclock 2020-02-11
Shocker she’s a dedicated vegan too.
1 MotherfuckingWax 2020-02-11
The foid is strong in this one.
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2020-02-11
How many horoscope signs are there in [deleted]?
1 MotherfuckingWax 2020-02-11
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti.
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-02-11
Jannies just y'alled it lol. Locking threads for freeeeeee
1 trapochaphouse 2020-02-11
Those jannies legit hate us and will nuke anything that gets posted here, which is funny considering JR used to be a mod there.
1 aqouta 2020-02-11
Women don't ever seem to realize that living in Portland or NYC nukes their chances of finding a male partner, those cities are hilariously gender imbalanced, especially for young people.
1 TheGoldenWhale1995 2020-02-11
Nah you’re projecting. I am a good person and I don’t need random strangers who don’t know me telling me who I am or how to think
The words of a sage.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-11
Hoes mad.
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-11
She’s probably ridiculously ugly, like even if there’s a person reading this who thinks their ugly, like half you on the 1-10 scale ugly.
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-11
Some random responds with: "I'm pretty sure r/femaledatingstrategy is a bunch of dudes roleplaying."
Lmao yeh bitch all of this is surprising.
1 GTAchickennuggets 2020-02-11
Yes, a 30 year old preppy college sorority girl.
1 IrishRepublicanGhost 2020-02-11
based