His Dad should've taught him how to communicate. I've been back on OLD for a month or so and haven't even matched with anyone. The pics and profiles are either too ugly, stupid, or low effort. I'd delete, but holding out for a unicorn that I would have to vet for six good months before I could trust anything it said or did. Dating is fun /s.
I lucked into a great wife just before the dating apps took off
same. and at the time I felt sort of lame for settling down in my early 20's, but now I feel extremely grateful and lucky
I met my wife in class at LSU, had to put in the work and actually go talk to her and attempt to be funny/charming. I failed but she has trash taste in men so it all worked out
Lol while you were working the LSU lecture halls I was doing the same at Auburn. Same boat. Really lucky to have been in college before the dating world went insane.
Absolutely. My dad knew a coworker from California that went to Auburn, and he said by and large, Auburn women were the best he'd seen.
But, yeah. I knew one who had a $2mil party for her 18th birthday. My roommate knew a girl with the last name De Beers. Some crazy money going through those sororities.
never forget leaving the arena parking lot in my beater civic behind this fucking blonde bimbo driving a 911 turbo with LUVDADY on the license plate. what a waste of a beautiful car
So she pressed the thumbs up button next to his talk about family showing she was interested but not interested enough to include a low effort "family is important to me too :)". He then accepted it by starting the chat and didn't immediately send a message. She then goes to brag on FDS how she won't lower herself to sending him a message and how little he obviously cares about her.
And naturally, what isn't included is her profile which is 4 pictures of her in various European and possibly Asian places, a statement about how she likes hiking and wine, and absolutely not even the slightest bit of info to start a conversation with.
protip from adults: when you're doing it missionary, bite her shoulder. If you draw blood, better. A pitbull bites and doesn't let go; so too do you. Now you won't be quite the racy turn on as a stud male pittie but you'll get 95% of the way there and if you're both drunk then that's a rounding error
If you have any experience browsing tinder or any other dating sites, you might have seen bios from women claiming how much they hate sending messages first to guys or downright say they are too much of a wuss/pussy to send messages first to men once they are matched...
Women hate it when you make them take any initiative or make them approach you. Because they are not used to rejection like men do on a regular basis, some women like this FDS nutjob takes it as a sign of rejection that the man she liked isn't responding to her first.
Because they are coddled by social media and online dating attention, they have very sensitive egos and even expecting these bitches to put some effort is considered insulting to them.
I match with women on tinder and never message them first. They eventually unmatch me and I assume it makes them fucking seethe because I am not attractive. 😂
Haven't messaged anyone for over a year but I still swipe when I'm on the shitter. I have about a hundred matches or so. I never thought about it how you put it.
It's really great to to think some of them might be seething because a mediocre bloke couldn't be arsed.
Women hate it when you make them take any initiative or make them approach you.
This. I saw on a message board some time ago about how humiliating it is for a woman in a relationship to ask for sex -- even knowing ahead of time that she's going to get it. Apparently this is far worse than a man having to ask and be shot down nine times out of ten.
downright say they are too much of a wuss/pussy to send messages first to men once they are matched
I feel similar but I cant imagine how you can be a anxious mess and at the same time still go meet strangers in public places so you can be penetrated every week
The man invited her to send the first message in the convo and she's mad that she has to put in effort. Honestly I don't know why a dating app has such a function or who would be enough of a pussy to use that function.
His Dad should've taught him how to communicate. I've been back on OLD for a month or so and haven't even matched with anyone. The pics and profiles are either too ugly, stupid, or low effort. I'd delete, but holding out for a unicorn that I would have to vet for six good months before I could trust anything it said or did. Dating is fun /s.
Does inceldom become volceldom when you set yourself up to fail this extensively?
Too busy fucking high end escorts to bother looking for a relationship with the womemes over at FDS. Too much of a headache. Too much pretending just to get laid. I just want a warm hole to fuck and then you can leave after. Escorts get it and they are the best kind of women.
The strategy seems to be to just act like a complete bitch to any guys that don't tick all the boxes. And ya know what, good for them for not settling. Whats not good for them is that the megachads they are imagining are so used to raggedy ass bitches trying to swing above their league that there isn't so much a script but an instinct to pump and dump them.
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Honestly surprised i havent seen anyone suggest sabotaging prophylactics in there yet. i bet its in there somewhere.
This is the internet equivalent of a drunk woman in a bar, hitting on a man, and him turning her down because he is married, so she tosses her drink in his face and gets kicked out.
the world is going to be a place of even more potent seething when these women hit their forties
like holy shit, if they think the casual/storymode difficulty they're working with now when it comes to dating is hard in any way, just imagine what happens when the training wheels get torn off
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2 gandhitheblue 2020-02-12
God help any man that gets shackled to this foid
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1 Chapose 2020-02-12
Foids arent even competent enough to censor a name, yet want to be treated like princesses 😂😂😂
1 Barkasia 2020-02-12
Somehow it's simultaneously 'too easy' to get men, yet all these foids are eternally single. Really makes you think 🤔
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-12
It's too easy to get "men", too hard to get Men.
1 Fletch71011 2020-02-12
This sounds like something a mayo foid would have plastered on their Instagram next to "Live, Laugh, Love".
1 forseti911 2020-02-12
Unironically this is more of a middle aged black man instagram thing.
1 SomeTurdInTheWind 2020-02-12
1 Pat-C-Sharp 2020-02-12
Live Laugh Cum
1 Barkasia 2020-02-12
If you can't handle me when I'm a simp, then you don't deserve me when I'm a chad.
2 Rkorgo 2020-02-12
This☝️
1 ICaughtAPigeonOnce 2020-02-12
loool
1 Al_Simmons 2020-02-12
Goldiggers.
1 fitness 2020-02-12
When playing life on easy mode is too hard so you switch to tutorial mode. Foids are retarded lmao
1 Platycel 2020-02-12
When you compare dating to bideo bames
1 fitness 2020-02-12
1v1 me smash bros brawl
1 whenweriiide 2020-02-12
13 year profile on arr drama is impressive
1 EnvironmentalCrow5 2020-02-12
Smashing bros is pretty gay tbh.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-12
Remember, this is exactly the situation the feminists wanted
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-12
Do you guys think there is a lot of fatties in that sub?
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-02-12
There's a lot of fatties in every sub, because there are a lot of Americans on this website.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-12
Well we talking Colorado fat or Alabama fat
1 Things_Remote 2020-02-12
Big city Texas. Get with it or get out.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
oh hell yeah brother 😎😎😎
1 Platycel 2020-02-12
Can you explain to those not from Burgerland?
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-12
Colorado has the lowest amounts of fats, Alabama had the highest (or maybe Mississippi I can’t remember but you get the point).
1 Platycel 2020-02-12
Thanks dude I hope you go to college
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-12
?
1 sqecialed 2020-02-12
shut up eurofag
1 VersacGatito 2020-02-12
Also San Antonio tx has a lot of big women
1 FlexualHealing 2020-02-12
Oh shit what up Chuck!
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-02-12
It's all those extra thicc norteñas
1 Jollyvanker 2020-02-12
most Aussies are fatter than the skinnier yank states [aka the rich mayo ones].. but thinner than the flyovers.
There.... unless you put platy in your name solely out of semi obscure /drama devotion.
1 trapochaphouse 2020-02-12
The average foid over 20 in burgerland has a 38" inch waist. That's 96.5cm.
1 Fletch71011 2020-02-12
Know*
1 BINGO_U_BETTER_B18 2020-02-12
I can smell the sub from here
1 KaaraRaven 2020-02-12
I can't even tell what they're getting mad at.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-02-12
A man wanted to talk to her? I lucked into a great wife just before the dating apps took off so I really can't even tell what they're raging at lmao
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-12
Your wife really is great fam
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-12
She sure smells nice.
1 simplicity3000 2020-02-12
I fucked her before all of you.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-02-12
Does your bussy know you cheat on it
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-12
I’m poly fam
1 -M-o-X- 2020-02-12
So yes
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-02-12
eww
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
same. and at the time I felt sort of lame for settling down in my early 20's, but now I feel extremely grateful and lucky
I met my wife in class at LSU, had to put in the work and actually go talk to her and attempt to be funny/charming. I failed but she has trash taste in men so it all worked out
2 MoreSpikes 2020-02-12
Lol while you were working the LSU lecture halls I was doing the same at Auburn. Same boat. Really lucky to have been in college before the dating world went insane.
2 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
hell yeah dude
2 DannyLee90 2020-02-12
War Damn, brother.
1 MoreSpikes 2020-02-12
War Damn indeed. Real talk - Auburn women are incredible, but good luck bagging one if Daddy doesn't own a few businesses.
1 DannyLee90 2020-02-12
Absolutely. My dad knew a coworker from California that went to Auburn, and he said by and large, Auburn women were the best he'd seen.
But, yeah. I knew one who had a $2mil party for her 18th birthday. My roommate knew a girl with the last name De Beers. Some crazy money going through those sororities.
1 MoreSpikes 2020-02-12
never forget leaving the arena parking lot in my beater civic behind this fucking blonde bimbo driving a 911 turbo with LUVDADY on the license plate. what a waste of a beautiful car
1 smol_pony 2020-02-12
war eagle
1 MoreSpikes 2020-02-12
WDE represent
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1 BINGO_U_BETTER_B18 2020-02-12
Men exist
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-12
😲
1 rakrakaon 2020-02-12
So she pressed the thumbs up button next to his talk about family showing she was interested but not interested enough to include a low effort "family is important to me too :)". He then accepted it by starting the chat and didn't immediately send a message. She then goes to brag on FDS how she won't lower herself to sending him a message and how little he obviously cares about her.
And naturally, what isn't included is her profile which is 4 pictures of her in various European and possibly Asian places, a statement about how she likes hiking and wine, and absolutely not even the slightest bit of info to start a conversation with.
1 CCAlkie 2020-02-12
It's downright pathetic she doesn't realize the hypocrisy of her complaint having first done the exact same thing.
1 twinksforsharia 2020-02-12
Don't forget that she also loves dogs and The Office
2 angelohatesjello 2020-02-12
Fluent in sarcasm? Loves gin and travelling? Sweaty... so many catches out there.
2 Mayos_side 2020-02-12
Who the fuck is this girl???
1 theworstever 2020-02-12
I swipe left on girls who have a pibble in their pics or an office quote.
Like how can I even compete sexually with a pibble? 😭
2 MoreSpikes 2020-02-12
protip from adults: when you're doing it missionary, bite her shoulder. If you draw blood, better. A pitbull bites and doesn't let go; so too do you. Now you won't be quite the racy turn on as a stud male pittie but you'll get 95% of the way there and if you're both drunk then that's a rounding error
1 kezosla 2020-02-12
If you have any experience browsing tinder or any other dating sites, you might have seen bios from women claiming how much they hate sending messages first to guys or downright say they are too much of a wuss/pussy to send messages first to men once they are matched...
Women hate it when you make them take any initiative or make them approach you. Because they are not used to rejection like men do on a regular basis, some women like this FDS nutjob takes it as a sign of rejection that the man she liked isn't responding to her first.
Because they are coddled by social media and online dating attention, they have very sensitive egos and even expecting these bitches to put some effort is considered insulting to them.
2 theworstever 2020-02-12
I match with women on tinder and never message them first. They eventually unmatch me and I assume it makes them fucking seethe because I am not attractive. 😂
1 angelohatesjello 2020-02-12
Haven't messaged anyone for over a year but I still swipe when I'm on the shitter. I have about a hundred matches or so. I never thought about it how you put it.
It's really great to to think some of them might be seething because a mediocre bloke couldn't be arsed.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
can't you stick to seriousposting in srd
1 kezosla 2020-02-12
shut the fuck up loser🐦
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
srdines mad
1 kezosla 2020-02-12
Posting SRD !=SRDine
I was actually counter jerking there to actually hear their arguments better. Don't be a retard by just looking at comment history without context.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
if you're not b& there, you're not counter jerking hard enough
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2020-02-12
This. I saw on a message board some time ago about how humiliating it is for a woman in a relationship to ask for sex -- even knowing ahead of time that she's going to get it. Apparently this is far worse than a man having to ask and be shot down nine times out of ten.
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1 forcedhammerAlt 2020-02-12
I feel similar but I cant imagine how you can be a anxious mess and at the same time still go meet strangers in public places so you can be penetrated every week
1 Feanorfanclub 2020-02-12
He suggested she start the conversation instead of starting it himself I guess? Idk people overthink dating apps
1 dan_the_baker 2020-02-12
I..I never said I wasn't totally happy being alone haha 😓😓 haha
1 chad_thunderclock 2020-02-12
I haven't used Hinge but I... don't even get what they are complaining about exactly?
1 Platycel 2020-02-12
She has to put in effort
1 AlveolarPressure 2020-02-12
The man invited her to send the first message in the convo and she's mad that she has to put in effort. Honestly I don't know why a dating app has such a function or who would be enough of a pussy to use that function.
1 chad_thunderclock 2020-02-12
She’s going to have a bad time dating online if she never talks
1 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-02-12
Does inceldom become volceldom when you set yourself up to fail this extensively?
1 Mysogenes 2020-02-12
lmfao
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-12
They can get laid but they can't get a bf
1 Ding-dong-banu 2020-02-12
HVM here.
Too busy fucking high end escorts to bother looking for a relationship with the womemes over at FDS. Too much of a headache. Too much pretending just to get laid. I just want a warm hole to fuck and then you can leave after. Escorts get it and they are the best kind of women.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-12
Nowadays I don't fuck a foid with less than 500k Instagram followers and a hard yes up front to me shitting on her face.
1 Kramer_rulez 2020-02-12
I should have know you were a Saudi
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-12
Why does "Female Dating Strategy" actually seem to be a strategy for being miserable and ending up alone?
Why are people calling this female TRP? This is much, much fucking stupider than TRP. Are people just admitting that women are dumber than men?
1 PoetAlcoholic 2020-02-12
There you go.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-02-12
So close.
1 Reageno 2020-02-12
I’m not familiar with TRP but I thought it at least emphasized putting yourself out there and developing good social skills.
FDS just seems like women in their late 20s or 30s who are coping about not having found the most amazing man who will marry them.
Like what is even their strategy cus I’ve been on that subreddit and I don’t get what they’re trying to accomplish besides complaining.
2 tevlev_a 2020-02-12
The strategy seems to be to just act like a complete bitch to any guys that don't tick all the boxes. And ya know what, good for them for not settling. Whats not good for them is that the megachads they are imagining are so used to raggedy ass bitches trying to swing above their league that there isn't so much a script but an instinct to pump and dump them.
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Honestly surprised i havent seen anyone suggest sabotaging prophylactics in there yet. i bet its in there somewhere.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-12
Considering how many of them seem to be single mothers I think we can call that one "tried and failed"
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1 PoetAlcoholic 2020-02-12
Lol.
1 DangerNut 2020-02-12
This is the internet equivalent of a drunk woman in a bar, hitting on a man, and him turning her down because he is married, so she tosses her drink in his face and gets kicked out.
1 Frostfright 2020-02-12
the world is going to be a place of even more potent seething when these women hit their forties
like holy shit, if they think the casual/storymode difficulty they're working with now when it comes to dating is hard in any way, just imagine what happens when the training wheels get torn off
2 FlexualHealing 2020-02-12
I’m actually a tad worried that some combination of “young blood transfusions” and crispr face lifts are going to make it worse.
1 ApeGoesBananas 2020-02-12
Lmfao that sub is full of femcels
1 Al_ButteredToast 2020-02-12
lol foids😹😹😹
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2020-02-12
Bagging on FDS again? Man, that is totally shooting fish in a barrel.