This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
I haven't researched his policies too much and I don't live in the US, but i'm happy with his efforts to bring everyone's quality of life up with stuff like free healthcare or education, even if it leads to slightly higher taxes or reduced military spending.
Frankly though i'd be happy with anyone except trump, even though the outrage would be glorious
even if it leads to slightly higher taxes or reduced military spending
If more of my paycheck is being taken, it better be going towards building either a Mars base or endless amounts of new weapons. The poor wouldn't bitch so much about healthcare and education if they just tried not being poor for once
do you want a genuine thoughtful answer? if not: to make hicks and yokels mad
Not just the hicks and yokels. All the j**rnalists, pundits and woke twitter tards who start seething as well, any time a politician threatens to push outside the bland liberal centre.
All the j**rnalists, pundits and woke twitter tards who start seething as well, any time a politician threatens to push outside the bland liberal centre.
IMO that's one of the things he actually can do without congress, he can just pass an executive order saying to whatever agency that collects debt payment NOT to collect it (unitary executive branch cons will SEETHE about this, but they will not be able to do anything)
it would be super smart thing to do politically, since the next time a Republican would run against Sanders, he would just scare college grads with government taking money from them, creating enough pressure that Republicans would not touch it, like with social security and other bribery schemes
This is why I'm in full support of cancelling student debt. I actually have a useful degree and will most likely be okay during the recession. Meanwhile all these people with useless majors bitching about student debt will lose their barista jobs and suffer even more. They're digging their own graves and they don't even realize it.
Most of those loans are private but are backed by the government so you can’t just force those private companies to stop collecting them and there is no way the government can buy out those loans. Once again bernie is full of shit
He'd also be taking a page from his idol Hugo Chávez' book. He was great at accusing companies of going against the revolution, seizing them and their assets, taking government control over it and then running that shit into the ground.
Because we fucking hate retarded boomershit about muh socialism, muh venezuala.
Im tired of insurance companies too. Fuck em. They used to deny coverage for retarded shit until obamacare, and then they just upped prices to cover their bussies. Klobbers and Bussyjug saying people want to keep their private insurance is the fakest shit, especially since both of them are on government health plans. I want my private insurance agents dumped in an oven, those parasite fuckers.
no they’re not lol. A billionaire ceo is not as important as he thinks he is. Ive literally met VPs who would fly in, meet people for lunch, give a speech, then fly out. He can wait in line like everyone else.
Dick Cheney is a badass. You know how I know Dick Cheney is the kind of cool motherfucker you'd want in your circle of friends? He shot a guy in the face, and the guy he shot apologized to Cheney for being in the way while he was in the hospital recovering from being shot in the face. No one you will ever meet is that cool. He's the ultimate Chad.
And here I thought it was one of Bernie's best moments.
By simply remaining silent he decimated whatever sympathy and legitimacy the public saw blm as having, kneecapping their ability to cause him further trouble and without providing a quote that might later undermine him or his long history of supporting the civil rights movement.
Oh, yeah, agreed to some extent. Ultimately it wasn't even his rally they interrupted, anyway, so he had no compelling reason to snatch the mic back regardless. This was also right around the time that BLM was starting to go absolute full retard, and yeah, I'd say in theory this event definitely helped that perception along.
But I also know people who, in agreeing with that notion, also thought he was a cuck for just letting it happen with literally zero pushback. (One friend in particular refused to vote for him solely because of his response here.) I guess in hindsight the lack of pushback may have helped his long-term prospects with black activist types, but it sure didn't matter a ton in 2016 anyway.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-12
This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
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1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
https://i.redd.it/fe4rpfra2l631.png
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2020-02-12
RIP to a King taken from us too soon.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2020-02-12
Can someone explain to me why people want to vote Bernie? The only reasons I can see are 1) free shit and/or 2) not Trump.
1 Kenilwort 2020-02-12
Unironically, his foreign policy
1 FagglePuss 2020-02-12
Which is what? Suck iran off when they attack your embassy because you're a giant pussy?
1 voice_of_ukraine 2020-02-12
prevent poors from entering
1 Kenilwort 2020-02-12
Something like that. We need a president that sucks dick . . . wait, I'm reconsidering pete all of a sudden
1 dara141 2020-02-12
um actually it's called being a decent person sweaty
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-02-12
this but unironically
1 Canadiancookie 2020-02-12
I haven't researched his policies too much and I don't live in the US, but i'm happy with his efforts to bring everyone's quality of life up with stuff like free healthcare or education, even if it leads to slightly higher taxes or reduced military spending.
Frankly though i'd be happy with anyone except trump, even though the outrage would be glorious
2 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-02-12
When will leafs come to understand literally nobody, in any country, desires to know their hot take on their betters' politics?
1 Canadiancookie 2020-02-12
Giving people a higher QoL is a hot take? Damn
1 15nelsoc 2020-02-12
If more of my paycheck is being taken, it better be going towards building either a Mars base or endless amounts of new weapons. The poor wouldn't bitch so much about healthcare and education if they just tried not being poor for once
1 WCATQE 2020-02-12
Gtfo euro trash
1 Canadiancookie 2020-02-12
I can assure you I am very north american
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1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-12
you answered the question yourself, i want my neetbucks
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
do you want a genuine thoughtful answer? if not: to make hicks and yokels mad
if so: you're in the wrong subreddit
2 hobocactus2 2020-02-12
Not just the hicks and yokels. All the j**rnalists, pundits and woke twitter tards who start seething as well, any time a politician threatens to push outside the bland liberal centre.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
see soledad obrien for maximum seethe
1 ArlenBilldozer 2020-02-12
Ironically, Drama would likely give me a great answer as opposed to most of Reddit or Twitter.
1 diggity_md 2020-02-12
C'mon I know you want to longpost about this. Do it. Do it!
1 I_Shah 2020-02-12
Their supporters too once they realize that he is going to be as useless as he was in the senate
1 Neon_needles 2020-02-12
Millennials think hes going to remove student loan debt.
They are legit retarded.
2 yourdeadwife 2020-02-12
Oh boy I can't wait for my taxes to pay for my barista's racial studies degree.
1 dan_the_baker 2020-02-12
Me either 😍😍 but I'm probably not gonna graduate, just fyi
1 qwertyman_101 2020-02-12
People cheering on Bernie because he's promising to bail out upper middle class white people is hilarious.
3 theworstever 2020-02-12
He's going to end up cucking the middle class harder than the Republicans could ever do.
1 ytwoketard 2020-02-12
That only sounds bad until you take into account the fact that the middle class is mostly mayos 😷
1 Tytos_Lannister 2020-02-12
IMO that's one of the things he actually can do without congress, he can just pass an executive order saying to whatever agency that collects debt payment NOT to collect it (unitary executive branch cons will SEETHE about this, but they will not be able to do anything)
it would be super smart thing to do politically, since the next time a Republican would run against Sanders, he would just scare college grads with government taking money from them, creating enough pressure that Republicans would not touch it, like with social security and other bribery schemes
2 LightUmbra 2020-02-12
I can't think of a worse way for him to deal with student loans. Can you imagine the ensuing recession? It will be glorious.
2 skaner95 2020-02-12
This is why I'm in full support of cancelling student debt. I actually have a useful degree and will most likely be okay during the recession. Meanwhile all these people with useless majors bitching about student debt will lose their barista jobs and suffer even more. They're digging their own graves and they don't even realize it.
3 LightUmbra 2020-02-12
My issue with it is that they'll just REEEEEEEEEEE for more free money.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2020-02-12
Lmao imagine being the first jewish president and getting assassinated for cancelling debt.
1 I_Shah 2020-02-12
Most of those loans are private but are backed by the government so you can’t just force those private companies to stop collecting them and there is no way the government can buy out those loans. Once again bernie is full of shit
1 RochelleH 2020-02-12
He'd also be taking a page from his idol Hugo Chávez' book. He was great at accusing companies of going against the revolution, seizing them and their assets, taking government control over it and then running that shit into the ground.
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-02-12
Because we fucking hate retarded boomershit about muh socialism, muh venezuala.
Im tired of insurance companies too. Fuck em. They used to deny coverage for retarded shit until obamacare, and then they just upped prices to cover their bussies. Klobbers and Bussyjug saying people want to keep their private insurance is the fakest shit, especially since both of them are on government health plans. I want my private insurance agents dumped in an oven, those parasite fuckers.
2 diggity_md 2020-02-12
Unironically if you don't believe in fat taxes and Bloomberg daddy soda grabbing, you're not serious about American healthcare
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-02-12
Ban sugar soda and private airplanes. I dont use either.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2020-02-12
private airplanes are essential to the economy, fat poor people are not
3 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-02-12
no they’re not lol. A billionaire ceo is not as important as he thinks he is. Ive literally met VPs who would fly in, meet people for lunch, give a speech, then fly out. He can wait in line like everyone else.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2020-02-12
billionaire CEO could just pay for carbon offsets, if mandated (like he's going to give a fuck paying pocket change for this)
fat American poor is still going to burden the healthcare and the environment simply by existing
the first step is of course to cancel all agricultural subsidies, the next is taxing sugar, after that and who can forget carbon tax
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-02-12
Fine, both policies limit use. One is just honest and fair about it.
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1 LightUmbra 2020-02-12
Lol poors mad.
2 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-02-12
You poor too nibba, you’re on drama not your yacht.
2 LightUmbra 2020-02-12
Why do we let you poors online.
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1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-02-12
I can do both
1 RochelleH 2020-02-12
Akshually I am on my yacht in the Turkish Riviera. Then I will sail to Split in Croatia so fuck u
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-02-12
Hahahaha just use a public option hahaha
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-02-12
Ambulances cost $5000
1 heretobefriends 2020-02-12
Because the state is a bludgeon to punish the outgroup.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-12
look at all the faggot, insufferable bernie bros who serious-replied to you lmao
1 simplicity3000 2020-02-12
Same reason people voted for Trump or Brexit.
Fuck shit up for the establishment.
2 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-12
Seriously. Burn it fucking down.
1 AlveolarPressure 2020-02-12
Healthcare gibs. Any small amount of time spend working in healthcare/billing makes you realize that insurance companies are evil.
1 shitpersonality 2020-02-12
Addressing income inequality and not wanting to go into massive debt over medical bills.
1 kittendispenser 2020-02-12
You answered your own question.
1 Drama_Paladin 2020-02-12
Less assfucking of wagecucks.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2020-02-12
Bernie will outlive this fat bitch.
1 ClementineChime 2020-02-12
Orb mommy in the replies 😍 😍 😍
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-12
feel like shit, just want her back
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-02-12
Wasnt Dick Cheney like obese and had five heart attacks before he became VP?
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1 theworstever 2020-02-12
Yeah but Dick Cheney is a CIA cyborg made from dead millionaires.
2 jubbergun 2020-02-12
Dick Cheney is a badass. You know how I know Dick Cheney is the kind of cool motherfucker you'd want in your circle of friends? He shot a guy in the face, and the guy he shot apologized to Cheney for being in the way while he was in the hospital recovering from being shot in the face. No one you will ever meet is that cool. He's the ultimate Chad.
1 AlveolarPressure 2020-02-12
That's why he was VP. It let him run the shadow government and harvest adrenochrome without Americans scrutinizing his health.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-12
Dick Cheney is like a Death Stranding character. He lives between the world of the living and the dead. That's what makes him immortal.
1 newcomer_ts 2020-02-12
Idk, man... I just cannot possibly imagine so weak and flustered with less than zero dominance trait to lead the only real superpower of the world.
No way.
1 fujiste 2020-02-12
antisemitism is not okay
1 newcomer_ts 2020-02-12
A man who would be a POTUS
1 fujiste 2020-02-12
sheeeeeeeeeeeit
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-12
What the fuck is that face that lady in the front is making
2 newcomer_ts 2020-02-12
2 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-12
He graciously lets them speak and they're acting like they have agency. It's fucking weird.
1 newcomer_ts 2020-02-12
His first mistake.
1 fujiste 2020-02-12
I've always been like 70% sure those two were a psyop sent to publicly humiliate him by either daddy or dronemommy.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-02-12
And here I thought it was one of Bernie's best moments.
By simply remaining silent he decimated whatever sympathy and legitimacy the public saw blm as having, kneecapping their ability to cause him further trouble and without providing a quote that might later undermine him or his long history of supporting the civil rights movement.
1 fujiste 2020-02-12
Oh, yeah, agreed to some extent. Ultimately it wasn't even his rally they interrupted, anyway, so he had no compelling reason to snatch the mic back regardless. This was also right around the time that BLM was starting to go absolute full retard, and yeah, I'd say in theory this event definitely helped that perception along.
But I also know people who, in agreeing with that notion, also thought he was a cuck for just letting it happen with literally zero pushback. (One friend in particular refused to vote for him solely because of his response here.) I guess in hindsight the lack of pushback may have helped his long-term prospects with black activist types, but it sure didn't matter a ton in 2016 anyway.
1 somestupidname1 2020-02-12
Too coherent
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1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-02-12
Wasn’t that “mock a disabled journo” thing proven by like everyone to be fake news?
2 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-12
Mocking a journo is mocking a disabled journo though.
1 jubbergun 2020-02-12
Redundant phrasing, IMO. All journalists are retards, and therefore disabled.
1 AlveolarPressure 2020-02-12
What no it was on video (and hilarious)
0 TrappyIsBae 2020-02-12
In all seriousness, yes. He did that "mocking action" all the time in his speeches, regardless of whether the person was crippled or not.
1 GautamaB 2020-02-12
Exactly. It was thoroughly debunked but that video keeps being shown out of context.
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-12
😒
1 shitpersonality 2020-02-12
You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2020-02-12
Imagine being such a massive poorfag you brag about 5K in 3 months, lmfao.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-12
Damn that comments section is fucking juicy