Femoid capeshitter perfectly encapsulates why no one saw the most recent box office bomb

1  2020-02-12 by nekkomori

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For example a surprisingly large percentage of the movie is about trying to get a teenage girl to poop.

Believe it or not, this is praise.

Good morning

Good morning!

We’ve talked the whole night through

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Not one moment of this film is made for the male gaze

So then why are you whining that males aren't really interested in seeing it?

About the author:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrowncoatAuror

  • describes herself as a witch

  • Henry Potter username

  • crazy dyed hair

  • pronouns listed

  • begging for money in bio

  • pinned tweet is announcing she was laid off

Its my own personal failing that I continue to be surprised at how every single one of these worthless journalists share nearly all the same disgusting personality traits. They are practically identical.

>browncoat

I didn't know there were still people holding a torch for Firefly like the past decade+ hasn't proven beyond a reasonable doubt that even if Whedon got everything he wanted that show was going to turn into garbage.

Imagine being a leftoid and stanning the space Confederacy.

Not going to lie, she's about 10 times more attractive than I expected. Otherwise she meets the stereotype.

Yeah if I were straight, I think I'd ask her out to KFC, but she's not hot enough that I'd let her order anything more expensive than the 5 dollar fill-up.

Oh I'd give her a 5 dollar fill-up if you know what im sayin

Based and original recipe pilled

Based and 11 different herb and spiced pilled

Based and Kanye West pilled

Oh dear

Being “prejudiced” is just being conservative with your time.

This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.

They.

Are.

Not.

Human.

They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.

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Is that you Gavin

They’re currently changing the title of the movie in theaters lol.

To what?

Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey

They forgot capeshitters are so retarded that you need to have the hero's name in the title so they know to consoom it

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Big F

But her name is in the annoying pretentious long title, but I guess that doesn't fit on the display thingies

They're saying it's to "optimize SEO" for people searching for tickets.

Current title is: Birds Of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of Harley Quinn

Her name is the last thing in the title and nobody is reading that far

has been mostly met with critical acclaim for a wide variety of reasons

imagine actually being retarded

I don't have to imagine

Imagine being so retarded, you believe this movie didnt make the women in it sexy, lol.

Foid pen name, or troid nu-name? Vote now!!

Troid harry potter fan, thats my vote.

Witch. Cranky mom friend. She/her.

From her Twitter bio. Can't tell if troid or fat due tactical FGAS deployment. Hair is obnoxious neon red so you're probably 100% correct

I’m guessing foid. Troids never chose boring or normal names.

... You think Amelia Emberwing is boring or normal?

That last name is for a fucking dragon or phoenix, not a person

You’re right. I have passed beyond being just drama retarded to being actually fucking stupid.

Well m'lady Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

Blechhhhhhj

I like Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnick in the trailer, but I think he should have been in a fat suit to better represent the character. Also, while Sonic's redesign was good, Jaleel White will always be the iconic Sonic voice for me. But overall, Sonic the Hedgehog looks like a romp and I look forward to it.

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February release capeshit isn't selling many tickets

who could have seen this coming

I have literally never heard of this shit.

Margot Robbie should be doing full-frontals in Scorcese films & not wasting time in this shit.

I'd love to watch this movie but I hate women too much😒 are there plans for an all male reboot?🤔