Bernie by far. I imagine both Fox and CNN gonna have meltdown.

Tbh the CNN MSNBC ppl are the ones I want to see rage blackout the most.

You'll get it from MSNBC, Id think CNN would pretend they've always been pro-Bernout.

Its kinda funny how the bernie campaign has masked off'd the "liberal" media this hard.

Shockingly billionaires care about their money not their populace's principles, whodathought

Most people need more black pill tbh

The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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trump wins popular vote, bloomberg wins electoral college

Oh thats good

Would be even funnier if Bloomberg only wins due to a elector switching sides after being elected to vote for trump

That makes me so fucking hard dude.

That makes me so fucking hard dude.

Could only be improved by bloomberg straight up paying the electoral college to switch.

now see thats better

Oh God and make it like a stupidly small amount if money, like 10 grand

We've already seen the soypocalypse in 2016. I wanna see mainstream America lose it over a socialist president.

Having Trump go into the election looking like he's going to lose again and then winning it at the eleventh hour again would be really fucken funny though.

It's a rehash. Think of all the fresh red scare drama if a socialist wins for the first time ever.

Yeah that'll be great when we're having our toenails ripped out by a Non binary gender queer Latino immigrant in the death camps of Puerto Rico. Also how far can you squirt?

By eleventh hour I hope it's a hangin Chad issue that takes six months to sort out. During that time 100s of thousands of illegal alien votes are discovered in California and New York.

All the while Daddy ups the tweets to 500/day.

It's like you've seen the future.

It's extra dramatic when Paul Cambria ( user slash stone something ) provides Hilldo's 60 large emails to the Enquirer and the Bee.

Trump wins will be the best. All his shitposting on Twatter like he doesn't gaf what anyone thinks and he wins. The very antithesis of every politician ever lol

Plus, four more years in office drastically increases the odds of us getting to see him have a heart attack or stroke out on live TV.

bernie is absolutely completely beyond boring, though. i wish burgers chose literally any other socialist. we need aoc and we need her now.

not at all. look how quickly the libs forgot about popular vote when Bernie won it in the primaries. all of reddit would just go "who gives a fuck about popular vote bro?" and move on. There would be less sperging out here than when romney lost, you remember that don't you?

Populists are the most retarded of extremists due to their inability to have any sort of belief system

if trump and bernie both die of heart attacks on the campaign trail

Simultaneously, While in a bussy stretching competition.

Bloomberg would be terrible for drama

Clinton > Trump > Buttigieg > Bernard > Libertarian landslide

Trump wins against bernie, because trump voters are the only ones who’ll seek out the opposition to teabag them whereas if anyone on the left wins they’ll sit in their subs and quietly smugpost about it

Bernie wins pop vote, trump wins by EC again..

The most drama? Trump wins, gets killed and then electro daddy takes over 😍

JEB!

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Pretty sure Sanders would pull out a gat and start shooting Hillary if that happened. She'd absorb the bullets like the Terminator and step on him.

Nah, he’d step back, quietly endorse her, and go retire on his new yacht.

Change it to Chelsea and let her run a campaign to be the first female president.

Chelsea

I know looks shouldn't be an issue for a female candidate, but you can't be a literal 1/10.

Sanders losing against trump or bloomberg would be the best for reddit seeth.

As for general drama, probs buttjudge. Wether he win or lose the dem will explode in infighting.

Look at how Trump reacted to the senate saying he didndu nuffin. Imagine how he'll react to being re-elected. Then imagine the reaction to that reaction.

That is maximum drama.

Sanders loses primaries to Booty despite getting more votes. Booty loses all the swing states bc he has no black support.

There would be chapos seething, regular democrats seething and some even yelling at blacks for being homophobic. Then anti booty dems will get mad at pro booty dems for being racist.

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The presidential nominee's are summarily executed on national television by corporate sponsored kill-teams and we are ushered into a new era of all powerful mega-corporations, hooting and hollering every step of the way.

Strong Bernie showing in the primaries, but ultimately a contested convention; DNC picks Buttgay in the smoke-filled room. Berniebros sit out, Trump wins landslide

¡Jeb!

Trump winning the popular vote and electoral college would cause so much seethe and despair it very well could kill off the DNC causing splinter groups with petty infighting not seen since the early days of the country.

Honestly the best would be if Bussyjege win's the nomination, wins the general and then comes out as straight and tells gay people to stop claiming to be victims.

Honestly, Sanders will be lucky to even make it to the convention. The DNC is so cutthroat that I wouldn't be surprised if he tragically dies from another heart attack if he starts to run away with the nomination.

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DNC tries to push Biden, but the people aren't having it and after a long and controversial primary Bernie finally gets to go head to head against Trump.

Trump does the same thing as last time but he can't push it over the edge and socialism wins in America.

Everyone is jubilant because they are witnessing a historic event in American history.

Bernie gets on to podium to make his stump speech, but little does he know that in the bushes lies a hotep nigga from Jersey packing heat. Malik steadily aims and mutters : (((They))) can't be allowed to win again. Praise Allah!

Bernie wins the election and has a heart attack on the day of inauguration

Realistically a Trump victory will likely give the most drama. The news will continue picking apart everything Daddy does and there is a good chance that the DNC brings up Russia again. On top of that we get four more years of Daddy’s shenanigans and memes so dramacoin will stay pretty stable