Happy Valentine's Day, virgins!

1  2020-02-14 by somestupidname1

Lawlz loaned me 500 premium excorts from his harem to celebrate the holiday, and I'm in currently talks with pizza regarding a fent exchange.

Although most of you will die alone, we still share our love for Allah and bussy, so in a way you're all my Valentine.

5 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2020-02-14

jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.

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1  somestupidname1 2020-02-14

Sorry Snappy, I didn't mean for you to feel left out 😔

1  GeminiRocket 2020-02-14

If your dick is cut, you had never true sexual intercourses in the first place🔪

1  sheepinb 2020-02-14

Thanks u wanna fuck

1  ClubbinGuido 2020-02-14

Will someone be my Valentine?