In an Orwellian society all of those cameras are functional and watched. In reality there's one guy called Dave who 'watches' the 7 (out of 200 or so) operational screens while playing angry birds on his phone.
It's more a social trick into making people behave if they think there's cameras present, it doesn't make the methed out thickos change their mind but it does make easily manipulated criminals second guess and not do it.
Except they are being stored to permanent digital storage, and when something goes down, they are sent off to china to be reviewed by angry incels. That's seriously what happens.
Permanent storage is expensive. I checked. Fucking NAS drives have cost twice what they should for like a decade now. Are the bongistani people really important enough to justify spending serious $$$?
Actually, that might just explain why those drives are so goddamn expensive in the first place.
Yes, that's the point, and its perfect for daily surveillance footage, which only rarely needs to be pulled out after its been data mined and used to train facial recognition software / advertising software.
If something crazy happens, its usually in the last day of footage, which can be kept in faster storage until it is transferred to tape.
The only source I could find on that is a 2012 interview with a former employee. The truth is no one knows for sure. I'm seeing guesses that include Blu Ray, tape, and low speed drives.
Top threats to world peace and international stability:
United States
Israel
India
Saudi Arabia
European Union
Note: I didn't mention the UK because it's not an independent power, at best its in a custody dispute right now between the American and European empires.
I have been educated by reddit, it served the role of father figure for me, thank you for accepting me and my father like that, it means a ton of upvotes I hope
The absolute hypocrisy of Graham Linehan standing behind a "We <3 free speech" banner when he was one of the most outspoken agitators in the nazi pug case, going so far as to try and get the guy's legal funding e-begging page removed and talking about "Hate Speech".
The man is nothing more than a washed-up manchild with no real principles.
But the reality is Glinner is a slimy fag with no friends left because even though he was always a slimy fag, everyone was cool with him until they found one issue (troids) they disgreed on.
So now Glinner takes what he can get, even dudes he called nazis just a few months ago are good enough when you're all out of allies.
You caught me. You flat-out caught me. It's time to come clean.
Let me tell you a little bit about how I go through my day, which is also how literally every other moderator goes through theirs.
I wake up in my dingy, unwashed bed (which is covered with suspicious stains), then immediately scream for my mother to come downstairs and tell me that I’m a special boy. Once I feel sufficiently better than everyone else, I log in to Reddit, where I go through all of the top-secret communiques that I receive from whichever political party you personally dislike. Having accepted my marching orders, I motivate myself by going to town on my own backside with an anime-style figurine; a doll which looks vaguely like the world leader you most abhor. Then it’s time to get to work.
Pushing a narrative which irritates you – yes, specifically you – is obviously my first priority… but if a totalitarian regime which controls another country, religious group, or corporation has sent me enough money, I take whatever steps I can to promote or censor anything that’s even tangentially related to what they’ve highlighted for me. If the entity in question also happens to have a very small minority stake in Reddit (or if one of the site’s executives has rumored ties to their organization), then I make sure to publicly fellate them whilst simultaneously denying their influence. The more sucking that I do, the more cash I receive!
Mind you, I don’t actually spend any of that loot, because moving out of my parents’ basement would mean that I wouldn’t get that crack-of-noon ego-stroking anymore. No, rather than using those ill-gotten gains to improve my lot in life, I sculpt them into life-size (and anatomically correct) sculptures – using copious amounts of my own neck-sweat as glue – of the various public figures whose actions or perspectives anger you.
Anyway, once I’ve made certain that my corrupt overlords are pleased, I start looking for ways that I can ruin individual users’ days. Randomly removing posts (and then pretending that they were in violation of some invisible rules) is the only way that I can become aroused, after all, and I need to stand at my full, massive two inches if I’m going to be able to reach myself past all of my stomach fat. Having come to attention, I put on my self-pleasure hat – which is a trilby, of course – and start banning people who disagree with my opinions.
Those opinions having been carefully structured to go against yours, of course.
It’s time for a break by that point, so I spend an hour or three lecturing my waifu body-pillow about a given social trend that makes people (again, specifically you) upset. She’ll usually offer some kind of counterargument, which means that I need to throw an impotent tantrum. Whenever that happens, my only solace comes by way of somehow abusing my awesome Internet powers, typically while gorging myself on junk food, soda, and heaping handfuls of straight-up lard. Don’t ask me how that abuse actually manifests, though, because I’ll silence all of the remarkably insightful questions that you send my way. The thing is, I’ve never heard any of them before... and since my hidden masters haven’t told me how to respond, my only option is to screech at my computer monitor as I wildly flail around.
Those eight seconds of exertion tend to bring me pretty close to unconsciousness, so I have to completely ignore the communities that I govern for a while, thereby allowing a multitude of posts and comments to go through unchecked. Fortunately, they’re only ever submissions which you (once more, specifically you) find distasteful, so it still counts as a victory. At the same time, though, if you try to submit anything – especially if it’s entirely adherent to those invisible rules that I mentioned earlier – I’ll wheeze my way back into a semi-upright position for just long enough to mete out another completely unwarranted ban.
Finally, once all of that is done, I kill myself, frequently by dying in a fire. Getting the suggestion to do so dozens (or even hundreds) of times a day just proves to be too much for my utterly unfathomable intellect to handle, so I eventually succumb to the sweet embrace of death.
Besides, it’s the only way that I can get to sleep at night.
TL;DR: You don’t need to read this, because you’ve already decided that you know it all.
Tbh you can probably hand out flyers everywhere in the US that's not a big city and offer them a round trip flight and they'll bring more than enough of their own shit
The concept of America creating a ragtag militia of rednecks and going to invade an ally is honestly hilarious. Imagine all the Cletuses stepping off the plane into posh-ass Burgerstan and just beating the shit out of everybody until the Bongs are forced to surrender and Britan becomes Cletusstan.
It would honestly be better off. They could continue to have sex with kids as normal and everything, but they wouldn't go to jail for saying troid on the internet anymore. Pretty much perfect for a bong
I can't wait for you to spend two decades bleeding money and lives fighting the British trannie taliban insurgency. The HD trannie terrorist videos where they capture journalists and chop off their dick.
Domestic law, had nothing to do with the EU. I'm honestly not sure if anything from Brexit has been implemented yet, basically the agreement was that they give up their seats in the EU Parliament to give Boris a fake political victory and then continue kicking everything else down the road, probably they will still be ironing or the details decades from now.
lmao i love how graham linehan is all up in this free speech stuff now even though he was one of the immense faggots that got in real early on the sjw shit and helped start the censorship trend
oh no now it slightly affects me so its bad! reap what you sow
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5 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-14
good bong cope on show
6 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
They said, completely unironically while being recorded on 60 different CCTV cameras
4 szopin 2020-02-14
Getting raped by state like that is sadly totally legal, even if you get a boner from the thought
3 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
We need to invade Bongland
3 szopin 2020-02-14
My bong is ready
3 Platycel 2020-02-14
dude bong lmao
1 [deleted] 2020-02-14
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3 Misissipi 2020-02-14
In an Orwellian society all of those cameras are functional and watched. In reality there's one guy called Dave who 'watches' the 7 (out of 200 or so) operational screens while playing angry birds on his phone.
It's more a social trick into making people behave if they think there's cameras present, it doesn't make the methed out thickos change their mind but it does make easily manipulated criminals second guess and not do it.
EDIT: that was too serious. post bussy.
3 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
Proof that bongs are literal children
3 KittehDragoon 2020-02-14
You have to get the people used to the cameras before AI gets good enough to track everyone's every move.
2 wm20123 2020-02-14
Except they are being stored to permanent digital storage, and when something goes down, they are sent off to china to be reviewed by angry incels. That's seriously what happens.
1 KittehDragoon 2020-02-14
Permanent storage is expensive. I checked. Fucking NAS drives have cost twice what they should for like a decade now. Are the bongistani people really important enough to justify spending serious $$$?
Actually, that might just explain why those drives are so goddamn expensive in the first place.
1 wm20123 2020-02-14
Have you ever heard of magnetic tape storage? Its so cheap and stores so much data. Look into the price of amazon glacier storage.
1 KittehDragoon 2020-02-14
I probably should look into that. Filling a raid 6 server with enough drives to be worthwhile is an eye-watering expense.
1 wm20123 2020-02-14
Yes, that's the point, and its perfect for daily surveillance footage, which only rarely needs to be pulled out after its been data mined and used to train facial recognition software / advertising software.
If something crazy happens, its usually in the last day of footage, which can be kept in faster storage until it is transferred to tape.
1 twelve_forty_seven 2020-02-14
Im pretty sure glacier uses cheap lowspeed hard drives.
1 wm20123 2020-02-14
The only source I could find on that is a 2012 interview with a former employee. The truth is no one knows for sure. I'm seeing guesses that include Blu Ray, tape, and low speed drives.
2 Oreu 2020-02-14
That is Orwellian
2 big_papa_stiffy 2020-02-14
i wonder where anyone could have gotten that ridiculous idea
1 leva549 2020-02-14
Is this real?
1 big_papa_stiffy 2020-02-14
yes
also these
stereotypes are hilariously real sometimes
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-14
hotlinking to 4chan, what a retard
1 big_papa_stiffy 2020-02-14
google images shouldnt suggest a picture if it doesnt want me to use it
5 watermark1917 2020-02-14
Top threats to world peace and international stability:
Note: I didn't mention the UK because it's not an independent power, at best its in a custody dispute right now between the American and European empires.
7 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-14
that's pretty anti-Semitic not putting Israel first
3 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-14
Where are the chinks?
2 Pants49 2020-02-14
Is india on there because rape was made their national sport?
1 lawlzposting 2020-02-14
India and Pakistan will start a nuclear war at some point I'm pretty sure. Though I'd put a lot more blame on the Pakis for that one.
2 ashleychudd 2020-02-14
This is wrong. #1 should be (((the jews)))
3 big_papa_stiffy 2020-02-14
its implied
thats the reason america is so high up
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-02-14
Bro what's the point of triple parenthesis if you're going to say jews anyway?
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-02-14
USA #1 as always 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
3 -M-o-X- 2020-02-14
Yeah pretty sure their most hilarious online naughty posting laws are their own creation, not that of the Eurocels.
1 szopin 2020-02-14
Don't worry, the Supreme Court will fix it I'm sure
3 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-14
truly a credit to your place of education
1 szopin 2020-02-14
I have been educated by reddit, it served the role of father figure for me, thank you for accepting me and my father like that, it means a ton of upvotes I hope
3 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-14
I feel unclean
3 szopin 2020-02-14
Upvoted, clean your room
2 WholesomeDrama 2020-02-14
room cleaning gets you addicted to benzos
2 szopin 2020-02-14
Oh... I guess that explains the room cleaning fetish
1 [deleted] 2020-02-14
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5 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-14
The fact this seems to be a very surprising decision tells you everything you need to know about bongland
3 szopin 2020-02-14
Yeah, I'm thinking bongs are back
2 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-14
God will sink it into the sea.
4 playboicartibirthmak 2020-02-14
Sinking is gonna take too long. I say instead we annex Bongland and THEN sink it. I don't know how we'd sink it, but we'll figure that out later.
2 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-02-14
Make Doggerland Dry Again
1 LedinToke 2020-02-14
The anglo menace deserves nothing less
2 trexmundi 2020-02-14
Honestly shocked a spark of humanism is still in their system.
5 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-02-14
The absolute hypocrisy of Graham Linehan standing behind a "We <3 free speech" banner when he was one of the most outspoken agitators in the nazi pug case, going so far as to try and get the guy's legal funding e-begging page removed and talking about "Hate Speech".
The man is nothing more than a washed-up manchild with no real principles.
3 Woolgun 2020-02-14
He recently apologized to the guy.
But the reality is Glinner is a slimy fag with no friends left because even though he was always a slimy fag, everyone was cool with him until they found one issue (troids) they disgreed on.
So now Glinner takes what he can get, even dudes he called nazis just a few months ago are good enough when you're all out of allies.
1 bumshecksagogo 2020-02-14
I refuse to Google Arthur Mattews in case he turns out to be a fucking idiot as well.
4 Redactor0 2020-02-14
What the fuck am I reading?
3 BussyShillBot 2020-02-14
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-14
Damn, you know what?
You caught me. You flat-out caught me. It's time to come clean.
Let me tell you a little bit about how I go through my day, which is also how literally every other moderator goes through theirs.
I wake up in my dingy, unwashed bed (which is covered with suspicious stains), then immediately scream for my mother to come downstairs and tell me that I’m a special boy. Once I feel sufficiently better than everyone else, I log in to Reddit, where I go through all of the top-secret communiques that I receive from whichever political party you personally dislike. Having accepted my marching orders, I motivate myself by going to town on my own backside with an anime-style figurine; a doll which looks vaguely like the world leader you most abhor. Then it’s time to get to work.
Pushing a narrative which irritates you – yes, specifically you – is obviously my first priority… but if a totalitarian regime which controls another country, religious group, or corporation has sent me enough money, I take whatever steps I can to promote or censor anything that’s even tangentially related to what they’ve highlighted for me. If the entity in question also happens to have a very small minority stake in Reddit (or if one of the site’s executives has rumored ties to their organization), then I make sure to publicly fellate them whilst simultaneously denying their influence. The more sucking that I do, the more cash I receive!
Mind you, I don’t actually spend any of that loot, because moving out of my parents’ basement would mean that I wouldn’t get that crack-of-noon ego-stroking anymore. No, rather than using those ill-gotten gains to improve my lot in life, I sculpt them into life-size (and anatomically correct) sculptures – using copious amounts of my own neck-sweat as glue – of the various public figures whose actions or perspectives anger you.
Anyway, once I’ve made certain that my corrupt overlords are pleased, I start looking for ways that I can ruin individual users’ days. Randomly removing posts (and then pretending that they were in violation of some invisible rules) is the only way that I can become aroused, after all, and I need to stand at my full, massive two inches if I’m going to be able to reach myself past all of my stomach fat. Having come to attention, I put on my self-pleasure hat – which is a trilby, of course – and start banning people who disagree with my opinions.
Those opinions having been carefully structured to go against yours, of course.
It’s time for a break by that point, so I spend an hour or three lecturing my waifu body-pillow about a given social trend that makes people (again, specifically you) upset. She’ll usually offer some kind of counterargument, which means that I need to throw an impotent tantrum. Whenever that happens, my only solace comes by way of somehow abusing my awesome Internet powers, typically while gorging myself on junk food, soda, and heaping handfuls of straight-up lard. Don’t ask me how that abuse actually manifests, though, because I’ll silence all of the remarkably insightful questions that you send my way. The thing is, I’ve never heard any of them before... and since my hidden masters haven’t told me how to respond, my only option is to screech at my computer monitor as I wildly flail around.
Those eight seconds of exertion tend to bring me pretty close to unconsciousness, so I have to completely ignore the communities that I govern for a while, thereby allowing a multitude of posts and comments to go through unchecked. Fortunately, they’re only ever submissions which you (once more, specifically you) find distasteful, so it still counts as a victory. At the same time, though, if you try to submit anything – especially if it’s entirely adherent to those invisible rules that I mentioned earlier – I’ll wheeze my way back into a semi-upright position for just long enough to mete out another completely unwarranted ban.
Finally, once all of that is done, I kill myself, frequently by dying in a fire. Getting the suggestion to do so dozens (or even hundreds) of times a day just proves to be too much for my utterly unfathomable intellect to handle, so I eventually succumb to the sweet embrace of death.
Besides, it’s the only way that I can get to sleep at night.
TL;DR: You don’t need to read this, because you’ve already decided that you know it all.
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1 _____kek_____ 2020-02-14
Bongs truly are the cancer of the earth
3 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-14
Lmao butthurt limeys downvoting you for telling the truth.
6 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
Being butthurt is the only thing bongs don't need a license to do, so naturally they partake in that activity very often
5 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-14
For now.
2 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
But then they would have to ask permission to participate in their second favorite activity: having sex with children
1 Armadildo_ 2020-02-14
"your vagina goes nowhere"
Is hate speech in 2020 bongistan.
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-02-14
any tranny cope?
3 automatic_cluck 2020-02-14
Implying they aren't coping all the time.
5 cockSlap_sUPrise 2020-02-14
Oi im gonna have to lock u up for that hate crime m8
2 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-14
More like dilations.
1 szopin 2020-02-14
Look in 'other discussions', there will be plenty
2 LyrMeThatBifrost 2020-02-14
It’s over for mobilecels
Any links?
1 FearOfBees 2020-02-14
Imagine if we could funnel tranny cope into renewable energy. We could power NYC for a year every time a tranny thinks.
1 icepho3nix 2020-02-14
Joke's on you, I don't think!
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-14
http://reddit.com/r/transgenderUK/comments/f3rus6/police_probe_into_transphobic_tweets_unlawful/
Tranny cope thread.
1 Krystalana 2020-02-14
people have been calling ugly women men in disguise and other mean spirited shit since time immemorial.
Don't know why troons think they get a pass since they are easily the ugliest group of people claiming to be women.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-14
Bong is a complete fucking pussy, nobody is shocked.
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-14
If this gets appealed and overturned burgers have a duty to invade and liberate bongistan
3 I_Shah 2020-02-14
The burgers should unironically annex them anyways. Canada, Australia, Greenland, and New Zealand too for good measure
2 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
That'd be a pretty fun weekend trip tbh, I'm down
3 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-14
Exactly, if we spend 700484884 trillion gajllion on our millitary we should at least make use of it
3 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
Tbh you can probably hand out flyers everywhere in the US that's not a big city and offer them a round trip flight and they'll bring more than enough of their own shit
2 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-14
Good point
2 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
Turn Bongland into Boogland
2 TheBleedingofMe 2020-02-14
The concept of America creating a ragtag militia of rednecks and going to invade an ally is honestly hilarious. Imagine all the Cletuses stepping off the plane into posh-ass Burgerstan and just beating the shit out of everybody until the Bongs are forced to surrender and Britan becomes Cletusstan.
4 hyledog 2020-02-14
give all homeless people hipoints with plenty ammo and air drop them into iran, one of the two problems will solve itself
1 a_few 2020-02-14
Bloomberg 2020
3 YaBoyStevieF 2020-02-14
It would honestly be better off. They could continue to have sex with kids as normal and everything, but they wouldn't go to jail for saying troid on the internet anymore. Pretty much perfect for a bong
3 TheColdTurtle 2020-02-14
Plus we would finally give them fluoride. They need that shit so badly
1 watermark1917 2020-02-14
Literally basically the justification for any US war ever, someone's career at the pentagon was suffering due to the shortage of war medals.
2 JanniesDeservePain 2020-02-14
You say that like killing commies for shiny medals is a bad thing
And by commie I mean anyone outside the states
1 a_few 2020-02-14
I was always told our wars were completely pointless, I guess you learn something everyday. Thanks waterhead!
1 watermark1917 2020-02-14
I can't wait for you to spend two decades bleeding money and lives fighting the British trannie taliban insurgency. The HD trannie terrorist videos where they capture journalists and chop off their dick.
1 BlooCheckmark 2020-02-14
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/14/12/24738544-8003907-Former_police_officer_Harry_Miller_outside_the_High_Court_today_-m-61_1581685010991.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3 TheColdTurtle 2020-02-14
What would you do?
1 SpacemanSkiff 2020-02-14
Suck the dick tbh
2 Burnnoticelover 2020-02-14
“Mom says it’s my turn on the Xbox”
1 watermark1917 2020-02-14
Domestic law, had nothing to do with the EU. I'm honestly not sure if anything from Brexit has been implemented yet, basically the agreement was that they give up their seats in the EU Parliament to give Boris a fake political victory and then continue kicking everything else down the road, probably they will still be ironing or the details decades from now.
1 ZronaldoFwupNotGood 2020-02-14
dude bongoloids lmao
1 eightandsix 2020-02-14
On what planet should it be ILLEGAL to SAY WITH WORDS that a trans woman isn't a woman?
1 big_papa_stiffy 2020-02-14
lmao i love how graham linehan is all up in this free speech stuff now even though he was one of the immense faggots that got in real early on the sjw shit and helped start the censorship trend
oh no now it slightly affects me so its bad! reap what you sow
1 Wild_Hunt 2020-02-14
Haha take that burgers we don’t need a loicence for that one