Remember when the libs said this guy would president 😂😂😂😂

Dude got twitter famous and got so arrogant he thought he could extort one of the biggest companies in the world lmao

Did he not realize that Nike probably has 10,000 avenattis?

This is like me getting popular on YouTube for winning a fight then challenging mike Tyson to a brawl lmao

This is like me getting popular on YouTube for winning a fight then challenging mike Tyson to a brawl lmao

Like this drama god did?

/r/politics sent him so much money.

Lmao they are seething right now and downvoting the shit out of anybody posting the story

They will probably remove it and say it’s not politics

Yeah they're bragging about reporting it for that lmao

Yeah they made this idiot into a political figure then now want to deny they ever sucked his dick for months.

lmao

r/politics is a toxic Trump hating circlejerk shithole of epic proportions and I'm not even a Trump supporter.

Guy got pump and dumped fr. He was like the anti-trump poster child for awhile until he was all used up. Now hes literally a criminal and no one gives a fuck

It's because they thought the Stormy Daniels thing was going to be Blumpf's great undoing. Honestly it probably should have been inasmuch as they had the fucking president dead to rights paying off a porn star with campaign money right before an election. But he's just too lucky and the democrats are just too retarded.

The craziest part is that this was all barely two years ago. Trump has had like four 'he's really fucked up now' moments since then that also came to nothing and no one cares anymore.

It actually made me like Trump more.

The key is, he never admits it, never apologizes. Nothing goes worse than appeasment.

They do this with everyone

Remember when MSNBC had the basketball american foid on every other day because she claimed to have recorded everything Trump did, and then got dumped when she had like 2 clips total

Remember when fat Tom Arnold said he had a tape of trump saying dude nigger lmao but then it never appeared.

Remember when Robby Mueller was gonna take down Trump but then didn’t.

Didn't Bernie say women like to be raped?

DOES HE HAVE A DRESS?!

Yeah he said they have rape fantasies but he wasn’t wrong in that case.

My fucking old married foid Creative writing teacher back in college said that every young aspiring female writer will write at least one rape fantasy in their lifetime on their way to becoming an author. Every girl in my class immediately recoiled in horror and shock That this old bat said women enjoy rape fantasies and write about them! End of the semester we had to turn in and read aloud. Our creative writing prompts. There wasn't any limitation on subject or length or anyting. This one Girl wrote a story about a woman who was being abused Sexually and physically by her boyfriend and use creative writing as an escape. Naturally that was a red flag to everybody in class because a female in a creative writing class wrote a story about a woman who uses writing fiction to escape sexual and physical abuse. The teacher after hearing the story nodded and went up and patted her on the shoulder and told the class "remember what I said about rape fantasies? It's Perfectly Natural for young women to write things like this and explore that side, There's nothing to be ashamed about."

She was fucking fuming I almost died trying to hold in my laughs.

Remember when that guy said he had pics of Hope Hick's asshole plus feet. (Furiously fapping...)

Remember when every cum dumpster came out of the woodwork when daddy won the nomination? But none of the claims were believable enough even for the low IQ infotainment news watching electorate

I actually don't.

Remember the one chick early last summer who tried to be Stormy Daniels 2.0 but admitted she had a rape kink or somesuch in her 2nd or 3rd interview and immediately disappeared?

I don't remember this one

It was that Omarosa lady

Who was that?

Omarosa I think

Pumped and Drumpfed*

Trump was right. I am getting tired of this much winning!!

Him and Mueller were capeshit heroes lmao

Even more hilarious because they both failed spectacularly

and it was obvious to literally everyone outside the coastal media bubble that they would too.

Don't forget #resistance hero John Bolton 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

This isn't satire?

I'm convinced if you make political cartoons you have a learning disability.

Guy also has full blown TDS, but isn't a complete shithouse artist so that's nice I guess.

inject that shit in my veins

🤮🤮🤮this isn't Ben "say goodnight if you ain't white" garrison 🤠

Yeah

Plaguing mcfluff lmao

https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1116769674623115265

No one says he still can’t. There’s no law against being president from prison. I’m sure his first act would be to pardon himself and work from the White House.

Literally no one said that

C O P E

Or just search r/politics and you’ll find plenty of people saying they will vote for him lol.

it's funnier when I find institutions that claim to be serious news outlets doing it though.

Tru dat nigga

Chris Cilliza.

Lmao.

He can get the nomination at a brokered convention

yes please, the debates would be amazing

“Ohhh, is little Drumpfy wumpfy too scared to pardon me and let me debate him outside of jail?”

Well that's just retarded

Lib cope

Why do libs pretend they never liked this guy. It’s hilarious. It’s just like when the libs on this sub try and like they don’t love tranners.

Ok bby

They literally did lmao

I remember Bill Maher saying it

It's ok sweaty I'm sure you'll get over him eventually. Happy Valentines Day!

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Has anyone ever calculated how much free publicity CNN gave to this fine American? I'd wager it was North of $20 million, yet he still managed to be a complete piece of shit and fuck it all up. Unbelievable.

Womp womp

Oh no that sucks

This case has has many layers.

Yes he is, and should be found guilty. But, Ave"naughty" was right about what he was exhorting them for.

So, he picked a fight with both the orange man and and a sports giant who makes second rate athletic shoes but losers think they are the best because "fashion" (sorta like Apple products)

He should have known better.

Real winners don't pick battles they can't win.

No smart lawyer will take on Nike unless it’s an airtight case

No lawyer with an iq above 59 would extort Nike

I enjoy all of the people blindly saying they hope he gets put next to trump as if avenatti wasn't a dogmatic anti-trumper and REEsister.

Just a reminder that Avenatti is not some hack lawyer trying to get free publicity:

He earned his Doctor Of Jurisprudence degree from the prestigious law school at George Washington University, where he received many accolades and graduated first in his class.

He was such an exceptional student that the university literally named an award after him, the “Michael J. Avenatti Award For Excellence”.

He has been lead counsel on many large high-profile cases, and has won settlements totaling over $1 BILLION dollars. And all of that before he turned 40 years old.

He’s not just a “rising star” in the legal world, he is a god damn supernova, and there aren’t many firms in this country that wouldn’t kill to have him as a partner.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8ntp9x/comment/dzygaeo

AND YOU CANT EVEN PING FUCK

Post this shit to agedlikemilk

This guy is embodiment of DNC.

Up until the point where he gets held accountable for anything.

The prosecutor didn't suicide himself 3 times in the head, he's an amateur baby playing in professional waters

Will he be in the same prison as all of Trump's crooked pals? That'll be nice. They could swap stories about Trump and have a right good laugh.

RENT FREE

Cant sike the Nike

See ya buddy. Enjoy prison porn.

Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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Dude bussy lmao

seems he’ll use the Eugene V. Debs election strategy

nerd

Vote Hitler 2020

I've been calling Warren Quintius Pompeius and this is nerdy even to me.

I don't listen to guys in togas, what is joke

the Senate responded to one of their Bernie-like politicians by hiring some patsy named Quintus to go out-promise him with the plebs on the campaign trail, and then promptly drop all of those promises once in office.

That behavior reminds me strongly of a certain former Republican schoolmarm who's buddy-buddy with the DNC and gets visibly irritated and defensive when asked for implementation details for any of her policies.

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I love when the DDF tries to ignore that Trump is Fat.

hashtag basta amirite

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'Creepy porn lawyer' is probably the dumbest nickname the right has come up with.

Oh my God. I just looked at your profile. There is no shaming you. You are the faggiest Canadian in the world.

I'm pretty sure that honor goes to Eva.

Cope harder

Come to metacanada

Is it inaccurate?

DAY. OF. THE. RAKE.

And yet here you are seething about it

hahahaha you make me wish there was a nuke big enough to hit this whole country at once