Why did dating websites make it impossible to troll stuck up foids?
1 2020-02-14 by professorshillphd
Back in the day on okcupid you could send any foid a msg, they didn't have to like you first. I used to, at least 3x a week, DM a stuck up foid and attack their grammar, call them fat or make fun of them.
Now I can't do any of that. These websites have created an environment where the most obnoxious are above reproach, so they go through life thinking they're hot shit, as if they're above everyone else.
I suspect the recent increase of female entitlement is social media/dating websites taking steps to protect the feelings of foids.
50 comments
13 Lysis10 2020-02-14
lol oh pizza, never change.
9 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-14
Everyone needs a hobby, and he has his.
1 Moist__nuggets 2020-02-14
It explains the time he spends writing text walls arguing with wingcucks. He's just killing time waiting for foids to respond for further dunking on.
1 Ingelri 2020-02-14
based
5 bigfartguy 2020-02-14
i thought he was a liberal
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-02-14
He applies justice to foids liberally,
4 [deleted] 2020-02-14
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8 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-14
Good morning
6 zergling_Lester 2020-02-14
unreal I tell you, simply unreal
6 mountedgunner 2020-02-14
IHW
2 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-14
Filthy watermelon sellers
6 FearOfBees 2020-02-14
Just steal an image using some deep lost image of a hot guy
4 OniTan 2020-02-14
"... I catfished you."
11 LyrMeThatBifrost 2020-02-14
Um sweaty it’s called chadfishing
5 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-14
based
3 Armadildo_ 2020-02-14
Don't you usually just rape and murder them instead? I don't see the benefit of catfishing your next victim.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-14
I remember that creepy ass pre-serial killer
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-02-14
Learn to photoshop yourself into a gigachad like that Russia girl does with her boyfriend.
5 piouou 2020-02-14
Sometimes I deliberately Match with polycels on tinder to tell them their straight for dating moids and cucked
If you do it right you dont get banned
9 Infidel6 2020-02-14
I'm too lazy to be creative and I only seem to match with "pansexual" girls.
So I spam em with the ol' "non-stick or cast iron?" opening bit. And it never works. They never seem to get it.
But I can't blame em because you see, I am a imbecile. A total fucking moron. I dont get it either. What is a pansexual?
Now they'll tell you if you ask em. They'll say they're like some kind of troid inclusive bisexual. Well I guess I'm a retard because I thought trans people identified as either male or female. And I only count 2 there. You know, as alluded by the prefix "bi".
But don't quote me on that. I'm not some kinda Latinologist.
6 ManBearFridge 2020-02-14
Pansexuals includes furries
4 Feanorfanclub 2020-02-14
It means they fuck the people with the Xi Xem whatever freak pronouns too
10 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-14
So women.
5 LyrMeThatBifrost 2020-02-14
I swear half the people I see on OKC now are troids. Tinder is just trashy foids, ghetto blacks, and wannabe Instagram “models” looking for follows.
Bumble has been the best for the last year or two with mostly attractive white foids but it seems to slowly be going the way of tinder.
Coffee meets bagel kind of sucks and is mostly Asians
Hinge is currently the best dating app as it’s mostly normal white foids who are there for more than an ego boost.
1 -holier-than-mao- 2020-02-14
Also, don't forget the newly unveiled Facebook dating, which never had a grace period and became IMMEDIATELY overrun with absolute trash.
5 Cdace 2020-02-14
Missed you buddy. You still hanging with pojom?
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-02-14
obviously not if he's using dating sites...
4 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-02-14
Because there’s competition in dating apps now and they want to keep women on there’s since that’s the only reason anyone uses them. Just because you can’t land a girl who’s “stuck up” doesn’t mean someone else can’t or doesn’t want to. What’s your definition of “stuck up” anyways?
8 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-02-14
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3 ManBearFridge 2020-02-14
Welcome back x24
3 krausd94 2020-02-14
Dude bussy lmao
3 Putin-Nanny 2020-02-14
Yeah it's totally the lack of insults and not barrage of dicks.
2 pvijay187 2020-02-14
They do, you just have to be smart. They don't let unwitty faggots like you do it
2 somestupidname1 2020-02-14
Pof is mostly bots but you can message pretty much whoever you want unless their settings are for matches only.
2 loli_esports 2020-02-14
i thought you quit us
2 gunowner63 2020-02-14
Hey pizza, remember when you were done here? You should check my post on the 2.7 percent, I bet you unironically like Bloomberg already though.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-14
That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
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1 big_papa_stiffy 2020-02-14
only gross women use dating apps anyway youre not missing out tbh
1 Godsdj 2020-02-14
Protected the stuck up foids and presented the ones who are not... Could these dating sites actually be the cure for the recent uptick in incels? O.o
1 Ayyyzed5 2020-02-14
Glad to see you back bud, the day you truly leave is the day this sub is beyond redemption.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-02-14
I am liking your act as a rightoid unironic incel
1 mayoslide 2020-02-14
dude, is pojom single now?! dibs
1 employee10038080 2020-02-14
Oh shit, when did pizza come back?
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-14
when r/teenagers banned him for being a pedo fo' sho'
1 EasternAirline 2020-02-14
welcome back
1 TheBleedingofMe 2020-02-14
Oh hey, they unbanned you, glad you're back. I'm sure I speak for all true dramatards when I say we missed your retardation.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2020-02-14
Chadfishing still exists
1 megafaggotron1986 2020-02-14
Blame tinder