r/drama: Denver Mayor vetoes Pit Bull repeal. Pibblelovers MAD!!!

One of the end climax scenes is a whole group of veterans standing up to the evil animal control and saying how they won’t let him take the dog away lol

7 PacificSpices 2020-02-15

Ooooh I forgot that entire shitty 'animal talking like a human' movie genre and I swear to god I thought you were telling me that Bryce Dallas Howard wore fake dog ears and a nose like it was an Instagram app filter and pretended to be a dog.

5 CasperTheBandit 2020-02-15

Bryce Howard dressing up as a slutty dog or a whole movie would be excellent

1 [deleted] 2020-02-15

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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-15

😳

1 Ingelri 2020-02-15

dam, u think she shits from that ass

1 megafaggotron1986 2020-02-15

Nah I bet she's rich enough to afford a spare

1 duckraul2 2020-02-15

She's got a shit surrogate

1 Barkasia 2020-02-15

Terrible photoshop job lmao the plants behind her look like they have scoliosis

2 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-15

That kind of film only worked once.

1 PC__LOAD__LETTER 2020-02-15

just shitposting though

You regularly post on this sub, that really goes without saying.

1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2020-02-15

Don't forget, you're here forever.

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-02-15

I love it when black people do things I agree with.

1 PacificSpices 2020-02-15

Yes

13 upcomingDaddy 2020-02-15

Stuff like this is why I've always voted against you. You really are one of Denver's shittiest mayors, and that's quite the legacy to go up against.

Says the degenerate with their fetishstic cartoon dog avatar. Checks out.

Also lol at that person threatening the mayor with shit talking him on their podcast. Of all the ineffectual threats you could make, I think that's near the top.

1 PC__LOAD__LETTER 2020-02-15

Great point u-upcomingDaddy, that person is such a 🤡. We should be listening to people who actively post to r/gaymemes

1 Fughtmeulilbitch 2020-02-15

Does your pibble fuck you in the ass or is it the other way around?

1 PC__LOAD__LETTER 2020-02-15

You’re pretty obsessed with dogs and ass-fucking. I bet mom would be proud.

1 Fughtmeulilbitch 2020-02-15

You’re the one triggered by a Reddit post about the breed of peace and somehow I am the one who’s obsessed. K lol

1 megafaggotron1986 2020-02-15

Why are you such a faggot? It's not even entertaining

11 Frostfright 2020-02-15

the pitfag seethe in that twitter thread is intense

20 Infidel6 2020-02-15

Here's my favorite one

https://mobile.twitter.com/susan_rader/status/1228480265238065153

According to the Denver City and County Animal Protection there has been 1 fatality-1- since 2010, due to a dog bite, FROM A GERMAN SHEPHERD. This has nothing to do with your conscience! Clearly it has to do with money! 1/2

Lmfao this goofy bitch looked up sources and all she did is prove that this 30 year ordinance to ban pibbles is extremely effective

6 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-15

Who the fuck would spend their money on something like that anyway.

5 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-02-15

Yeah bitch because there were no pit bulls around giving heckin smooches to toddlers lmao

1 DayyyTripper 2020-02-15

Follow the money

6 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-15

Its not the breed, its shitty owners!

Meanwhile, a typical pibble owner: https://twitter.com/dogs_need/status/1228490079011778560?s=20

5 saint2e 2020-02-15

I really wanna get some stats on pitbull owners by race to fire back as a response, along with an accusation of racism.

1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2020-02-15

https://twitter.com/shaughnv/status/1228472390885269504?s=20

1 MotorMathematician 2020-02-15

I cant tell if that is a man or woman

1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2020-02-15

um excuse me sweaty, why does it matter in 2020???!?! zir can be whatever xir wants to be

jesus christ, check your privilege you shitlord

5 ICntBelieveHwSmrtIAm 2020-02-15

it's huge in all the mainstream subs on reddit reporting on it too

it's so easy to spin these dogfuckers into the ceiling over this

2 twelve_forty_seven 2020-02-15

I thought Denver was forward thinking and cared about facts and science not fear based propaganda. As a citizen of Denver, I’m very disappointed in your decision mayor.

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

1 languidhorse 2020-02-15

I refuse to let this happen, pitbulls are amazing creatures. Literally the most sweetest and lovable pet ever just because of an accident and the fear of people think they’re “ferocious” is unbelievable. Unveto this now!!!!!

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-02-15

Redditors going full boomer over pibbles makes for such a great show

1 15nelsoc 2020-02-15

Little lovable pibble just somehow accidentally escaped, ate through a fence, munched on some cats, tried to bite a horse, permanently ended an epileptic woman's seizures with its teeth, chomped up a chihuahua, and kissed that 3 years old to death. But he had never done anything like that before 🐾

"Rescuing" a pitbull should automatically remove you from the eligible voter rolls

1 PC__LOAD__LETTER 2020-02-15

“Pitbull” is literally just a name applied to a wide range of breeds and mixes that have certain physical features. They’re just dogs. Some dogs suck. People are fucking retarded, as you so perfectly illustrate.

1 Barkasia 2020-02-15

Some dogs sucks.

Pibbles dont suck, they chew.

1 Armadildo_ 2020-02-15

Pitbulls are a group of 4 very closely related dogs all decended from the bull and terrier mix that was popular in the 19th century.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_and_terrier

I wouldn't call them a "a wide range of breeds" but more like inbred, extremely closely related subtypes of the bull and terrier, developed for dog fighting in the 20th century.

1 PC__LOAD__LETTER 2020-02-15

Imagine taking a political stance over a random breed of dog.

KeEp OuR sTrEeTs SaFe PlEaSe

1 Host_of_the_johnson 2020-02-15

^this man hates toddlers

1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-02-15

unveto this

Lmao pibble owners have low IQ

6 muck4doo 2020-02-15

Shit dogs for shit people. Of course they're outraged.

5 BasicallyADoctor 2020-02-15

https://twitter.com/shaughnv/status/1228472390885269504?s=19 glad to see one of our users in the thread

2 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-02-15

He could've at least put on a clean shirt and picked up all the dirty clothes hanging on the back of the couch but then again this is your average pibble nutjob

1 heretobefriends 2020-02-15

Hygiene is ableist.

1 ATissu 2020-02-15

That dog wants to take a bite lmao he looks ready to jump the dude

1 clubby789 2020-02-15

Bites: 0

Honestly I’d be surprised if he noticed getting bitten

1 heretobefriends 2020-02-15

Even pits have standards.

5 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-02-15

Friendly reminder that when people say it's not the breed it's the owner, this is what a typical pibble owner looks like.

https://twitter.com/dogs_need/status/1228490079011778560?s=20

4 cielxyuriplisetsky 2020-02-15

UNELECT MICHAEL HANCOCK. BACKWARD MAYOR MICHAEL HANCOCK IS A MURDERER OF INNOCENT DOGS. PITBULL DOGS ARE THE SWEETEST DOGS. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF DOGS🐕 #DENVER #COLORADO NEEDS A NEW MAYOR🆘❤️🏡🐕🐕🏡❤️ #PITBULLS #ADOPT #FOSTER #RESCUE © #BOYCOTTBSLBUSINNESSES #BOYCOTTDENVER

4 LightUmbra 2020-02-15

Damn that's a fent filled tweet.

1 HeilHillary88 2020-02-15

My money is on booze or some kind of stimulant. Opioids make you sleepy, dumb, and useless. Opioid addicts just nod off and if they're lucky wake up later, not write crazed diatribes about the blessed pupperinos.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-02-15

My money is on it just being Denver. Everyone I've ever met from there are violently insane and retarded

1 HeilHillary88 2020-02-15

Oxygen deprivation is a hell of a drug.

1 LightUmbra 2020-02-15

Good point. I just thought it sounded aggressively white trash m

1 megafaggotron1986 2020-02-15

THERE ARE MILLIONS OF DOGS

Oh good point

1 duckraul2 2020-02-15

Dogs exist, therefore

4 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-02-15

This is an absolutely shameful decision. Judging a dog by their breed is no different than judging a person by their skin color.

1 companyfry 2020-02-15

and

1 wow___justwow 2020-02-15

And that's a good thing.

1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-15

Every single time

1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2020-02-15

DESPITE

4 caliberoverreaching 2020-02-15

Based

3 SnapshillBot 2020-02-15

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2 pepperouchau 2020-02-15

Hancock 2020

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-02-15

The way people implode over the pibble question is wonderful

1 hobocactus2 2020-02-15

Mayor writes a well-argued, respectful statement

Twitter pibble moms SEETHE SEETHE SEETHE

1 massive_fckwit 2020-02-15

would it be politically incorrect if we gassed not only all the pitbulls but all human pitbull sympathisers?

1 clubby789 2020-02-15

This is an absolutely shameful decision. Judging a dog by their breed is no different than judging a person by their skin color.

The absolute nerve to tell a Black man that racism is the same as a dog ban

1 tcpip4lyfe 2020-02-15

Dog nutters are a different breed.

1 Kat_B0T 2020-02-15

This is an absolutely shameful decision. Judging a dog by their breed is no different than judging a person by their skin color.

This is so good I can’t tell if they are a troll or not, but I’m using this in the future.

1 001784 2020-02-15

wish they'd ban them in the springs too, my apartment complex full of lazy gross people in walmart cookie monster pajama pants allows pit bulls (one of the few i guess). they all let their dogs run up to me and jump on me and slobber on my work clothes despite me saying "hey can you not i'm going to work" and they smell like shit always