“‘I directly asked Reese why he chose to masturbate in a visible area with people around,' the report read. 'Reese stated he "wasn't trying to be seen". I pointed out that he was in a vehicle with no tint, and parked in the busiest portion of the parking lot, surrounded by cars on all sides and masturbating at 2 PM on a Friday afternoon. Reese acknowledged that he should have known people would see him.'”
13 comments
4 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-02-15
1 SirCuljurk 2020-02-15
Nothing raises the excitement like knowing someone may walk by while you're playing with your bussy.
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-02-15
The coooom to end all cooooms
2 PsychologicalYam5 2020-02-15
i cant even imagine how much shit he's gonna hear from his teammates about this
1 cockSlap_sUPrise 2020-02-15
they are gonna team up and help him achieve his dream of the ultimate stealth nut now.
2 saint2e 2020-02-15
Floridians dont like Reese's pieces I guess.
2 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-02-15
And people say that baseball is boring.
1 BussyShillBot 2020-02-15
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-15
This is the height of excitement in leaf land
0 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-02-15
It was in Florida...
2 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-15
You think it’s the first time he’s done it? Nope... this is routine in leaf land. Doesn’t matter where they do it.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-02-15
Half the parking lot at any given Timmy's is full of masturbating leafs.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-15
Coomers wildin