Bongistan cyclist with comedy accent throws himself around in the street, blocks traffic and somehow doesn't get a smack in the face.

1  2020-02-15 by bumshecksagogo

11 comments

Can’t really speak to this as a burger. Is there like only one way through each city in Bongistan? If I get freedom-blocked by a school bus everyday I usually just take a different way home. Idk.

Or, hey: he could have got off his bike and wheeled it thirty feet up the sidewalk.

The bike life is a prideful path.

or just rode on the sidewalk?

The best option tbh

The bicycle lane is sacred ground to bikecels

I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇

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Why are mayos like this? He can just go between the two traffic lines?

Most states in superior countries like America have laws stating that cyclists have the right to use the roads at all times regardless of cycling lanes like MA’s MGL 85.11b. Unfortunately all the yuppsters and granola libturds who just discovered cycling in order to save the environment and see it as a political statement rather than a sport of activity absolutely love to lose their minds over cycling lanes and demand them to be put everywhere despite decades of having free use of the road. They believe without cycling lanes that they will die from cars and refuse to acknowledge that cycling is an activity that requires skill and knowledge. They are the ones that encounter a blocked cycling lane and instead of signaling and going around will throw a shit fit and signal boost to mommy government and social media to protest and solve this horrible problem of “cagers” dominating out to murder cyclists.

It’s really embarrassing as a lifelong cyclist but you can’t speak out against them really. I went to a memorial of a bike messenger who was murdered by a drunk driver and all it was dominated by boomer Liz warrenatarians from the suburbs saying if Boston had more bike lanes it wouldn’t have happened. Motherfucker the kid was a bike messenger coming back from a movie after a day of work and was killed by a drunk college student in a bmw going the wrong way. Infuriating

Cyclists will be the first to go when The Purge happens

I don't think there's a group of people I dislike more than cyclists.