Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.

Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?

5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.

It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-

The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.

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2. r/math thread - archive.org, archive.today*

3. r/iranian thread - archive.org, archive.today*

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A FUCKING LEAF

Not a leaf. A paki in Canada. See his website. A load of bullshit. Search his website name on this sub. He was featured before too.

You know he's a muzzie just by 786

Despite what others say, I really think he is, Leaf-cels are really that cucked.

Has to be, no self respecting paki would go full SRDine and throw around the word snowflake.

A Canadian Muslim. We need to build a border wall on the north as well.

As long as they are celebrating Allah and his prophets Mohammed and masterlawz it is halal

Implying masha-al'lwlz isnt a reincarnation of Mohammed. Why else would the HQ version be banned?

We wUz mAtHs

Lmao guilty white mayos deserve this.

Arabs were such hot shit and they got fucked over by Bongs, Frogs and now by 🍔🍔

r/Arabs

Is just goat fucker COPE.

Imagine going from a bunch of absolute shitters in the desert to the unquestioned conquerers of multiple empires stretching from Spain to China back to being absolute shitters again

Persians were butt hurt that Arabs were getting the credit lmao 😂

It's a vicious cycle. ;-;

Imagine feeling pride or shame about something someone vaguely related to you did 500 or more years ago

Imagine being such a lowlife that you need to feel proud of the achievements of someone with the same skin color as you just to gain some meaning to tooth worthless life.

WE WAZ MATHEMATICIANZ WE WAZ VIKINGZ WE WAZ KANGZ WE WAZ CONQUISTADORZ WE WAZ MONGOLS

No. All of them are just gay retards.

And Southern Pakistanis fucking loathe Northern Pakistanis. They think they're hicks.

North Western* cuz a lot of em are from Afghanistan and diddle kids

North Pakistan is basically the part of Afghanistan that the British got to before getting tired and giving up.

While everybody else just loathes Pakis.

Imagine Arabs, the desert-dwelling sons of the Turk's castrated slaves, looking down on anyone.

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Pakistanis have existed as a seperate cultural identity for centuries (thats why they demanded a country for themselves). Their genetic lineage is also different to the country that calls itself "india" today.

The truth is Pakistanis have more of a right to be called Indian than modern day Indians themselves given the etymology of the word "Indian".

Swallowing British propaganda to btfo the street shitters

This lmao. Even the word Pakistan was made up in the 40s by the British.

No it wasn't.

It was by a Paki and in the 30's but that doesn't change much.

I think it's actually an acronym paki students made up in the 30s, can't quite remember what. Before that they had just considered thematically Muslim hindis, then they realized without the British there oppressing them and the Hindus equally they would eventually turn into an extremely large Kashmir.

acronym

It wasn't an acronym. Pak means pure and -stan means land aka land of pure, basically land of pure Muslims without filthy Hindus and Sikhs.

The name of the country was coined in 1933 as Pakstan by Choudhry Rahmat Ali, a Pakistan Movement activist, who published it in his pamphlet Now or Never,[43] using it as an acronym ("thirty million Muslim brethren who live in PAKSTAN") referring to the names of the five northern regions of British India: Punjab, Afghania, Kashmir, Sindh, and Baluchistan.[44][45][46] The letter i was incorporated to ease pronunciation.[47]

Atleast he didnot call himself arab and Persian in that comment

Lol how you gonna claim your people invented math when they can't even figure out how to use a toilet.

Canadian_786 is a vile piece of shit who is a debit to his people. I know some fantastic Pakistani Canadians and this guy single handedly is undoing all the good things done by them.

In his mind, Hindu bad Muslim good. You can't be proud of your ethnic/religious roots unless you're Pakistani and/or Muslim.

He outright rejects that his army carried out a state sanctioned rape and genocide of the Bengali people in the 1970s

I know some fantastic Pakistani Canadians and this guy single handedly is undoing all the good things done by them.

I doubt the average leaf is going to have their opinion on pakistani leafs tarnished by an unhinged online islamist, especially when most of the space in their heads is dedicated to worrying about the chinese/hong kong nationals driving up property values

Lolol that's a fair point.

linuxnoob back again.

Ah canadian_786. His life's mission is to shit on India and be a Pakistani supremacist.

Seriously somebody give him a job or show him some good anime, this is all the person does.

Nice, fuck India. Hinduism was a mistake of a religion.

Ew. Why did you reply to me? You're disgusting. Please seek mental help, you're full of needless hate that's harming your mental balance.

Somebody get the shovel. This watermark is completely broken and starting to stink.

Yes the Abbasid dynasty lead the world in technological and scientific development during the Middle Ages, they were all Arabs

There is no such thing as “Islamic mathematics”. Mathematics is independent of the religion or ideology of its discoverers, and we should not put cultural, national, or religious affiliations to mathematics. There is no such thing as “Jewish mathematics”

Firstly, wrong. Equations balance because Allah permits it. 1+2=3? Mashallah.

Secondly:

Jewish mathematics

Lol.

There is no such thing as Greek mathematics, Greeks should feel no national pride at all for the accomplishments of ancient Greek mathematicians. Europeans especially should not try to take credit for Greek mathematics, Jesus Christ when Pythagoras made his theorem your ancestors were savaged in loincloth roaming around Hibernia trying to invent alcohol because that's your one purpose in life. Where the fuck do you get off thinking you invented all the sciences because you're "western".

China has been investing a lot in pakiland, maybe they should open some "education centers" there too.